17 Works in Evanora Harkness Being Homophobic

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    ‘J. & R. Vidal’ shop’s insides were always perfectly in order, Maximoff twins took extra care of it. Diverse buttons, colorful threads, fancy fabrics and gorgeous laces – all positioned thoughtfully in long wooden showcases. Leather gloves for any occasion, neatly sewed ties and elegant hats - perfectly occupying long shelves. Original perfumes, sun-protecting parasols, cosmetics…All in all, their popularity comes from selling luxury and colonial goods on a small street of Westview’s commoners side. It brings some socialites into this part of the town.Some believe that one day they’re going to realize how helpless and miserable this part of the city is, and how much their money could help it.
    “Tommy, you moron! Do not touch it, Lady Harkness booked those and she wants to pick them up today!” Billy scowled at his brother.
    There came a thud from the storage full of neatly packed orders. Next thing Rio saw was Billy dragging Tommy out of the room, fisting angrily at his plain white shirt.
    “Ay, ay”
    “Don’t even-“
    “Riooo, your object of desire is going to place her fancy foot here”
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    XIX century: haberdasher Rio Vidal falls head over heels for Countess' daughter Lady Agatha Harkness

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    “It seems like there was a system error and the procedure that was done to you was not the one of an egg removal but the one of an embryo transfer. You are currently pregnant” Serious-looking man #1 said.

    Agatha smiled. With her teeth all out. She looked around. Because for sure there was some hidden camera somewhere. This Had to be some sort of prank.

    “What are you talking about.” She felt like she had just escaped a mental ward hospitalization place. Was this how lab rats felt? She should go vegan in solidarity with The Rats.

    “You’re currently pregnant with my child.” The hot woman who looks vaguely familiar said.

    Agatha looked at her and, well, Agatha, she started laughing.

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    Agatha goes to donate her eggs at an ob-gyn clinic to pay for her student loans for her bachelor in Musical Theatre, but accidentally gets famous musical composer Rio Vidal's fertilized egg transferred into her uterus.

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    Sure, being the producer’s daughter has its perks — like casually strolling into the lead actress’s trailer without so much as a knock. But as the 22-year old Agatha Harkness knows all too well, carrying that family name doesn’t just open doors; sometimes it drags you right into the eye of the storm. And with Rio, the rising star, stepping into the picture, things are about to get even more complicated.

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    Rio kept saying "Te veo" and Agatha was sure that it's must be a spell.

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    Producer Evanora wanted her only child to get with the rising star of the film. Agatha did as she was told but apparently Evanora didn't mean the actress.

    (AAA Week day 8 - First meetings)

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    In the lead up to Agatha Harkness & Ralph Bohner’s wedding, Rio Vidal seems to be catching feelings for Ralph, or at least it looks like that to Agatha. It all comes down to the wedding day where Agatha confronts Rio about falling in love with her fiancé.

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    When Agatha’s mother needles her once again about her lack of love life, she snaps, telling her that in fact, she is bringing her fiancée. … except she’s completely single.
    Rio volunteers to be her girlfriend (suspiciously eager) and Agatha can’t decline her roommate's proposition (it’s not like Agatha’s about to tell Rio that she’s been in love with her for years) and shenanigans ensue.

    Basically Happiest Season meets But I'm a cheerleader meets the fake dating trope ig lol

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    My take on the beginnings of Agatha and Rio's love story, plus a little deeper dive on what Agatha's life may have looked like during the Salem witch trials.

    Get ready witches, there's gonna be a lot of angst to unpack here (evil cackle)

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    "Agatha had tears shining in her eyes. It wasn’t the closure she was hoping for; she held on to that optimism since she was a teenager, still trying to please her mother while she was tied to a stake in the middle of the forest. She realized right then and there that the reality of her situation was that her mother always hated her. To be born evil, without ever speaking a word or having a coherent thought; to be as innocent as a human being could possibly be.

    Being branded wicked before even opening your eyes to this cold world."

    Or- Rio hates ghosts, Agatha and Rio get over their problems pretty early on, and Rio finishes the road with everyone.

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    Dr. Rio Vidal is the Dean of faculty and Head of the Biological Science Department, a respected and feared leader among her peers. Dr. Agatha Harkness is the witch of the literature department, known for her sharp lectures, powerful stature, and a professor students loved and hated at the same time. The issue: They're secretly married, with only a few close friends knowing.

    What happens when young Dr. Wanda Maximoff tries to get with Dr. Harkness? Will Rio blow their cover with her protectiveness? Or will Agatha's pregnancy be the one that breaks the secret love story at West View University?

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    A secret marriage between our favorite witch lesbians in a professor AU.

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    THIS WORK IS NOT MINE!! This was written by my friend AgathaHarknessSupremecy who asked me to publish it for her, because she wanted to avoid the Ao3 writer’s curse!!!!

    An Agatha All Along rewrite where they kiss more and communicate better :)
    Starts around the end of episode 4

    All chapter titles are songs from The Last Dinner Party

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    Curious about the twin's family life, Wanda, Strange, and the Young Avengers secretly follow Billy and Tommy to Westview only for them to immediately get in a fight with the coven keeping Billy and Tommy "hostage".

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    “Rio…” Agatha whispered, her nerves electric. “I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend.”

    Rio’s eyes widened, her lips parting as she froze.

    “I know, I know, it’s too much,” Agatha rushed, embarrassment flooding her. “I just want to prove her wrong. If I show her you’re my girlfriend, maybe she’ll shut up…”

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    Agatha and Rio have been best friends for years, but now that Evanora knows about Agatha’s sexuality she needs to pretend to have a girlfriend.

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    When the plots of reclusive author Agatha Harkness's fictional espionage novels begin to mirror the covert actions of a real-life spy organization, quiet evenings at home become a thing of the past. Accompanied by her rabbit and Rio, a spy, Agatha races across the world to stay one step ahead of the killers as the line between Harkness's fictional world and her real one begins to blur.

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    Agatha Harkness, the famous author of the Darkhold series, is ready to release her next book when Rio Vidal crashes into her life and tells her she can't.

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    "So, Agatha" Rio said, her voice low, the sun setting in the distance so that all that was left was the happily burning fire and the glow of outdoor twinkle lights. "What made you bring us all here?"

    Agatha glanced at each of them. The fire cast a warm glow on the group. “Well,” she started slowly, “all of our schedules finally aligned for once. And honestly? I missed this."

    “I think what you’re trying to say is you missed me,” Rio teased, and Agatha rolled her eyes so far back they’d probably fall out if her orbital sockets weren't holding it all in place.

    ~~~

    Agatha is the principal of Westview High with 25 years worth of feelings for Rio. Rio, Jen, Alice, and Billy are all friends and teach at the same school. Evanora Harkness is dead and somehow Agatha inherited her summer home. It's summer break so they're spending a weekend there. Agatha and Rio confront their past history and there's not enough beds in the cabin. There may be tent sex.

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    “We’re both lucky that Charles doesn’t give a damn about anything but drug busts,” Rio murmurs pointedly. “Neither of us need to go to court for a fucking domestic right now.”

    “Oh, please, like any of that would hold up in court,” Agatha scoffs sharply. “That was the most illegal arrest I’ve ever seen, heard of, or been a part of, Special Agent.”

    Rio glares at her. “Actually, it was quite legal. You physically assaulted a government agent.” Rio pauses, narrowing her eyes as she adds, “twice.”

    “Maybe next time don’t lean into a purps car,” she advises with a light shrug. Rio stares at her, lip steadily bleeding. Shifting on her feet, Agatha clears her throat and tosses her hands in the air. Agatha looks at her as if to say, ‘what can you do?’.

    “And then you bit me. . .?”

    OR: Holiday themed fake dating AU meets the estranged wives who still yearn AU with a little bit of crime drama sprinkled in and more smut than I anticipated

    (Part Two currently in progress)

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    "Ah, Paris. A magical city of art and poetry -what was it you called it again? My 'reckless disregard for decorum'?"

    or Agatha and her mother have a conversation about the past and technicalities of her engagement.

    Part of Smoke & Mirrors (Manhattan Unmasked) Universe

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    inspired off of vineyard valentine by amazing music artist saint avangeline, a modern AU of rio vidal and agatha harkness

    wherein agatha comes out to her mother evanora and is kicked out of the house, running to the only person she knows she can. rio vidal, the older tattoo artist she'd met on her college campus.

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    loser plant obsessed lesbian meets witchy lesbian who can't handle her emotions

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