Fantastic Beasts and Where 2 Fondle Them (WideTheWaters)
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Bring the Drill by Fantastic Beasts and Where 2 Fondle Them (WideTheWaters)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2022
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Luna's island haven for cross-species cooperation (and, well, *copulation*) has reached a point past which it cannot grow - at least not without a functioning economy. Since many of her new allies aren't allowed wands or even recognized as people by the Wizarding World, trips to Diagon Alley won't do. A long-shuttered branch office may be the solution - that is, if Luna can conquer her unease with a hierarchical world she has never been comfortable moving in and convince a rather intimidating goblin to re-open it. She'll have to delve deep and stretch her limits for this particular negotiation, however...
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Unicorns and Starry Eyes, Cherries and Cream by Fantastic Beasts and Where 2 Fondle Them (WideTheWaters), WideTheWaters for granger_danger
Fandoms: Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Apr 2020
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Her friend Barnaby is terrifically excited about a Care of Magical Creatures project, and asks her if she'll come with him. Determined to support him in this one area of his life where he feels consistently capable and engaged, she agrees... but she wasn't entirely paying attention when he gave her all the details. Only when they're already deep in the Forbidden Forest, in the middle of the night, does she learn they're off to study the mysterious mating rituals of unicorns.
What follows is scary, unexpected, beautiful, powerful, awkward, and life-changing - maybe for the unicorns, too.
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Social Distance in the Time of the Crow-nono Virus by Fantastic Beasts and Where 2 Fondle Them (WideTheWaters)
Fandoms: どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series, Animal Crossing: New Horizons - Fandom, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
06 Apr 2020
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Her brother was left the farm, where he'd found love and was flourishing.
She, however, had been left in a cubicle to rot.
Something had to give. She couldn't keep living like this - obsessed with someone she could never have, working a job she hated, living so many degrading lies. And then, she heard about the Deserted Island Getaway Package...
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Entangling Webs by Fantastic Beasts and Where 2 Fondle Them (WideTheWaters)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Mar 2020
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Intrepid Magizoologist Luna Lovegood has had a relatively peaceful couple of years, but it couldn't last - especially not after her mysterious fairy grandmother asks for a favor.
That favor, it turns out, makes Luna's tendency get hands-on with the objects of her scientific studies more perilous than ever before - not that that will stop her, even when this particular specimen doesn't have what you could call hands, really... at least not in his accursed state. But how far will she go to free him?
(At this point, need you even ask?)
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The Pregnant Pause by Fantastic Beasts and Where 2 Fondle Them (WideTheWaters)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2019
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Intrepid Magizoologist Luna Lovegood has some work to do on the homefront, especially since she's accomplished one of her major goals: conceiving the future of the Lovegood line.
After she learns some rather shocking details regarding her pregnancy from her adopted sister and Healer, Hermione, she sets out to talk to her various intimate acquaintances to share the news, tie up loose ends, and put her house in order for what's next.
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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Fondle Them by Fantastic Beasts and Where 2 Fondle Them (WideTheWaters)
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2022
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