TheCheshireBat
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The magical world is in upheaval as Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters are waging war. Lucius Malfoy, a reluctant follower of Voldemort, is trying to stay out of the fighting while his wife Narcissa tries to protect their son Draco. Meanwhile, Andromeda Tonks and her husband Ted are trying to find out what happened to their godson Harry Potter, who is the only surviving member of the Potter family. What could possibly happen if the estranged sisters come together to solve their problems? Who is the true villain? And why the hell are Life and Death in the corner giggling?
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Harry's Got a Gun (to the tune of Janie's Got a Gun by Aerosmith) by Fallout Boy by TheCheshireBat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2024
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Based on this prompt that probably came from Tumblr first, but I found it on Facebook this morning and lost my damn mind. I wrote this whole mess today. I'm sorry.
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AU where Harry says, “Fuck it,” with his entire childhood trauma-filled chest, takes a fistful of gold to Muggle London the summer after 4th year, gets his hands on a pistol, and then gives Dobby a call.Imagine Voldemort chilling in Malfoy Manor when some house elf in 16 hats and 27 pairs of colorful socks rolls up with a .45 like, “Mr. Harry Potter Sir sends his regards.”
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Grab your favorite snacks and get ready to laugh your asses off as Fred and George begin a very important prank war with the remaining members of the Marauders. A war that decides who the best pranksters really are. Coming to you for the Hermione's Nook Weasley Twins Birthday Celebration 2024!! 💥 🎉 🥳 🥳
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Harry Potter is still reeling from a battle with a basilisk when his summer is turned upside-down by his Aunt Marge and her awful dog, Ripper. Honestly. How much worse can this summer get? He was already throwing his hopes for a calm year at Hogwarts out the window if the first week of summer was anything to go by.
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Watch for Nargles! by TheCheshireBat for BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2023
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Harry and Ron have a secret. Teddy thinks he knows what it is. With a little help from 3 of his uncles and some mistletoe, he has a plan to make them spill the Bertie Botts.
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Harry Potter and the One Choice Universe by TheCheshireBat
Fandom: Addams Family - All Media Types, Doctor Who, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Torchwood
08 Sep 2023
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~Post OotP, ignoring HBP and DH.~ Harry is finished with being the light's whipping boy, the tragic boy hero that the world pinned it's hopes on. He allows himself to be taken to another realm, only to emerge after ten years in the moment he left...with a whole new plan for himself. Maturity brings about understanding, and Harry understands just fine. This time, he'll choose his side in the war. The light will never know what hit it.
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25 Oct 2025
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When Voldemort discovers Harry is more than just his enemy, he offers a bargain: one life for thousands. Haunted by dreams and a growing sense of inevitability, Harry must decide if peace is worth surrendering himself to the Dark Lord.
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22 Oct 2025
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Some truths refuse to stay buried.
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What starts as a simple “Harry is a Malfoy” twist explodes into the story of Castor Malfoy—a creature-loving, rule-defying wizard making waves in the Triwizard Tournament and beyond. With a family he’s only just met, friends both human and not, a stack of jobs, and more secrets than he knows what to do with, Castor’s life is anything but ordinary. But in a world where lies travel faster than the truth and even a Dark Lord can’t decide whether to fear him or use him, one thing is certain: history will remember both his names.
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Mostly canon until the Goblet of Fire, aside from the whole kidnapping thing.
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14 Oct 2025
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you speak of the devil (like he's not your friend) by Amuria
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 May 2025
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Harry finds a Horcrux the summer before his sixth year. A deal is struck.
(Or, when Harry wakes a seventeen-year-old Tom Riddle from the Gaunt's Ring, it is to a world where his future self has achieved none of their goals except one. Harry is proof that he's a great wizard after all.)
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Bookmarked by TheCheshireBat
17 Sep 2025
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Theodore Nott did not believe the hype about Harry Potter.
And then Potter summoned a corporeal stag the size of his trust issues.Now the stag won’t leave, Potter won’t stop rambling, and Theo might be developing a completely manageable, definitely-not-deranged fascination.
It’s fine.
He’s fine.
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Bookmarked by TheCheshireBat
11 Aug 2025