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    Tis the season for an advent text fic! Join us for twenty-four days of fun!

    Penelope gets a breakup text from an unknown number, (spoiler alert, it's Colin) and absolute chaos ensues.

    Please note: Word count is low due to the story being told in screenshots of texts

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    09 Oct 2025

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    “It was a great dress, wasn’t it?” Penelope tilted her head to peek at the image of her from the night before, leaving a pub on the arm of a rather attractive young man whose name she couldn’t recall, wearing a scandalously low cut little black dress that clung to her curves.

    Francesca hummed in agreement.

    They both knew very well why Portia was furious with her. It was insanely unbecoming for a princess to be captured in such a situation - the rumor mill was already running wild, trying to track down the poor man who had been stupid enough to be photographed with her (mind you, from what she could recall of him beyond the physical, she was sure that he would be thrilled by his fifteen minutes of fame).
     
    Penelope had well and truly become the bane of her mother’s existence.

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    alternately known as "the modern royalty/bodyguard au that no one asked for"

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    07 Oct 2025

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    Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Fleur, and Tonks realise they are suffering from a very special kind of life debt, and must perform the most depraved acts imaginable to settle them. More will join them, but they might all really just be losing themselves along the way…

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    05 Oct 2025

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    Harry blurts out some of his fantasies to Malfoy.

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    22 Sep 2025

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    04 Sep 2025