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PODFIC - The Utter Inconvenience of Certain Inclinations by Molivier by PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy moves in next door. Hermione reacts, as any reasonable person would, by setting her kitchen on fire. Things continue in that general vein.
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Draco suffers un petit mors when he realises he's the only one who didn't know he was in love with his best friend.
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PODFIC - Pièce de Résistance by neilistic, Yeuxverts by PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Aug 2025
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Healer Hermione Granger is slowly descending into wank-related madness as several of Draco’s veela samples conspire to drive her insane.
Or; Four times healer Hermione came imagining veela Draco, and the one time she fucked him. Also, they’re soulmates.
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[Podfic] Out Dancing by PeaceLilies by FanFixation (SequesteredAudio), iggygiraffe, meems_toanend, PandaPatronus, Pensieve_Podfics, shizade for Lispodfics
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2025
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Shane and Ilya go out to a club in NYC with their friends
Podfic of Out Dancing by PeaceLilies.
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Auror Draco Malfoy suffers a mishap that renders him alarmingly altered.
Lead Healer Hermione Granger has never been one to step down from a challenge, though this tentacle-y little problem may be the first to actually get the best of her.
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[Podfic] Heated in the Snake Den by FanFixation (SequesteredAudio), OllivandersVoices, PandaPatronus, PaperCranePodfics, Pensieve_Podfics, thedramionearchives (dittanyanddreams)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 May 2025
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Hermione goes to the Slytherin Common Room with Theo and his friends to prove a point...
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Hermione’s eyes darkened, she could take whatever they defined as heated. “Yes, Theo I’m sure.”Theo bit into her neck, sinking his teeth into her skin, causing her to whimper from the sting.
“Don’t say I didn’t warn you, Princess.”
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“Anyone curious to see how many times we can make our little swot come in a row?” Everyone eagerly agreed with Draco’s question. “Tell me, Granger, how many?”
Podfic of Heated in the Snake Den by Jello_cubez.
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PODFIC - Don't Look Back by WillowingScribe by PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 May 2025
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Hermione finds herself on a vacation at Nott Hall during a scorching hot summer week. While Harry is busy making moony eyes at Theo, it seems that nobody cares about or even notices the fact that Draco Malfoy is practically undressing her with his eyes at every turn.
OR a hazy summer affair between two individuals who should've never sought comfort in each other but find it nevertheless.
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Draco awakens in the aftermath of a terrible battle with a purring cat on his chest. He takes the squash-faced beast home to the Manor with him, and they quickly form an unlikely bond.
Yes, he realises it’s Hermione Granger’s cat.
And no, he’s not giving him back.
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PODFIC - Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2025
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
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AoDHR Easter by Bekazimi, Doodleholic (Kayka), elliemess, garnetsyrup, Gelsomyno, JadedandConfused, jessonel, LuckyOrNot, MaKayKirei, Mermaidflete, Moonluartt, MsMorsmordre, PandaPatronus, papercranesandapples, saintmlfy, selbindery, slytherin_scribe, strandsofsaturn, teaandtapestry, teetorini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Apr 2025
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A spring gathering in the garden with all our creature friends 💚
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A collection of all my artwork.
Bon appétit lovers 😘
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Another EPIC collaboration for the holidays!!! So many beautiful artists contributed to this special work, they are all tagged below 😍😍
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- Part 2 of Artists of DHR
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PODFIC - The Fundamentals of Pavlov(a) by thistlethread by PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Dec 2024
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A slice of Pansy Parkinson’s life in which to make sure Hermione has the best Christmas ever, Pansy ends up having to enlist the help of Harry Potter to make the perfect pavlova.
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Harry accidentally Pavlov’s Pansy with pavlova.
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PODFIC - Almost, Always, and at Christmastime by Molivier by PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2024
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It’s Christmastime, and everyone just wants Draco Malfoy to tell the truth.
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PODFIC - The Christmas Miracle by The_Taco_Writes by PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2024
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Ron Weasley bursts through the floo on Christmas eve determined to get his ex, Hermione Granger, back in his life. But he will soon discover that he is not the only one intent on wooing Hermione that night.
In an unexpected turn of events, Ron finds himself falling in love.
And not with Hermione Granger.
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PODFIC - Do You Hear What I Hear by Yeuxverts by PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2024
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Unspeakables Granger and Malfoy have to spend Christmas Eve in a non-magical tent in Scotland, huddling for warmth.
Despite her earlier assertion about compliments, whatever classification of her that was about to leave his mouth was likely to be unflattering. She attempted a deflection via academic nitpick. “Malfoy, I’m trying to sleep, but on the subject, you know you can’t have a species that’s just one person. How would I propagate?”
“Granger.” He rolled to face her as though now she had his full attention. “It sounds like you just asked me to tell you how to fuck yourself.”
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PODFIC - Operation: Yuletide Cheer by sad_millennial by PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2024
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When Hermione Granger-a firm opponent of Yuletide and all things related-volunteers to cover every shift the week of Christmas, Draco Malfoy-her partner and firm supporter of Yuletide and holiday cheer-is in disbelief.
Determined to garner her participation in the festivities, Draco volunteers himself to work alongside Hermione and immerses her in his favorite holiday traditions.
[[Featuring Auror partners Dramione, silly holiday antics, and sickeningly sweet gift exchanges.]]
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PODFIC - The Cabin At The End of Everything by WillowingScribe by PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2024
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Hermione is forced by The Order to hide out in a cabin in the Austrian Alps while the war rages on. She hates that she's not allowed to help, she's lonely, she's grieving her friends and she is not even able to use her magic unless there's an emergency.
As her second Christmas in that lonely prison approaches, Hermione is convinced her life couldn't get any more frustrating even if the heating was properly working.
That is until Neville apparates a voiceless Draco Malfoy into her cabin and tells her that the fate of the world rests on her keeping her sworn enemy alive.
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PODFIC - Can I Be Yours? by Wanderingfair by PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2024
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“Stop stalling.” She laughed.
“Right.” he confirmed, “I’m off to have a dastardly time bashing around Londo- oh, wait, no, I’m off to go meet the gold-digger Mum set me up with,” he snapped. “I get those two confused all the time.”
“Go,” she urged, tucking her mouth into the sleeve of her jumper to hide her smile. “I’ll be up reading when you get home.”
“You’ll be asleep on the library sofa and we both know it.” He winked, before closing the door.
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Hermione is forced to watch her best friend Draco Malfoy go on dates and finally confront the fact that she doesn't just love him, she is in love with him.
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It's Christmas Eve.
Darkness has fallen across the land, splintered howls ribbon through the wintry air, and Hermione is being hunted.
In a quiet church she looks for sanctuary... just one small moment of peace before the end. What she finds is a dark-eyed priest, and maybe the answer to the bitter, hopeless prayers she's offered to the stars since the day that He left.