13 Works in Alhaitham Being Annoying (Genshin Impact)
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between love and a hard place by iridescentmirrorshkvh
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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There was no way. He was mistaken, surely, but the facts remained. Alhaitham had shut the curtains, had lain down in bed, and was resolutely unmoving.
The realisation was close pressing, somehow more so than the planks of wood above, the floorboards below.
Oh, Gods. Alhaitham didn’t know he was here.
So it was all entirely worthless, these imaginary back-and-forths with Alhaitham’s supposed intentions and his refute of them. He had cornered himself entirely, and Alhaitham was none the wiser to his plight, believed he had the house to himself, and was partaking in a nap before dinner.
If he moved now and was mistaken for a daylight burglar, there would be no telling how Alhaitham would react. He would much rather remove himself from this position over being yanked out by force.
Not that he had much dignity to preserve. He was stuck beneath his roommate’s bed, breathing in his own perspiration, with skin clinging to the floor. It was ridiculous, it was humiliating, and there was nothing else for it.
“Can you get me a towel, please?”
(Due to a crucial oversight, Kaveh gets stuck beneath Alhaitham’s bed - in the nude. Years later, on Kaveh’s birthday, the incident is revisited.)
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Home Is Where My Boots Are by Kaliesto
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 Sep 2024
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Alhaitham is having some fun, Kaveh... not so much.
While meeting for lunch, Alhaitham decides it's a good time to rile up Kaveh. When Kaveh gets annoyed enough to walk away, he sees someone he's met before. Alhaitham gets to exhibit his feeble scholar skills, and Cyno gets to tell someone he's never met before a joke. How exciting!
Continued in Home Is Where My Love Lies :)
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The languid sweep of a broom; the textured turn of a page. A melody Kaveh doesn’t recognize overhead, barely audible, notes of a piano suggesting a moment out of time yet residing congruently. Something that would play in the quiet of one’s kitchen once a night of entertaining has ended, the cleaning has finished, and all that’s left is the fading echo of companionship and the gentle temptation of a warm bed.
Kaveh pauses in his cleaning. If Alhaitham caught his stare, it would definitely give him away—it’s missed, thankfully, thus Kaveh permits his gaze to take its time. Alhaitham’s got that dent between his brows again; something in his book must be vexing him.
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During the first rain of spring, Kaveh meets his most intruiging customer.
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In which there was one chair and Alhaitham refuses to get out of it.
What's a man to do but sit? Oh- fuck.
Collab with IvoryInteyvat, artwork included.
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The bittersweet taste of company by minus_point
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Jun 2024
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[Alhaitham x fem!reader]
Nightmares filled her nights but when he stayed by her side, the horrid thoughts that filled her mind would quiet down. She had vowed to herself that she wouldn't get close to anyone anymore but when someone came crashing down on her life, she could only let herself get pieced back together.
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Alhaitham and y/n both work for the Akademiya and get a mission to recover a very important knowledge capsule.English is not my first language so if there’s any errors please tell me 😵💫
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Alhaitham: Cyno and I are no longer friends.
Cyno: THATS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE WE'RE DATING!
A fic based on an incorrect quote generator.
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「 Alhaitham huffs, in that cute and annoying way where it's a hum in the place of a huff, gently kicking Kaveh's leg because the man hasn't paid any proper attention to him in the last several hours, which is obviously a heinous crime. 」
Or, ALHAITHAM IS SO ANNOYING, THEY'RE BOTH SO ANNOYING!! AAAA FOOLS!!!
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- Part 2 of Antonie's Haikavetham Oneshots
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Candace simply waved off his protests and slapped a piece of paper into Kaveh's hand, her eyes gleaming with anticipation. Kaveh blinked, puzzled by this unexpected gesture. "A ticket?" he inquired, squinting at the paper as if it might reveal its secrets.
"For you," Candace declared, "to attend the Scribe's next concert in a few weeks."
"…Who is that?" Kaveh asked, his expression a perplexed masterpiece.
Candace's face contorted in exaggerated disbelief, her jaw dropping so low it could have excavated ancient ruins. "You're kidding, right?" she deadpanned, her voice dripping with incredulity.
Kaveh couldn't help but feel like he'd just stumbled upon a desert mirage of pop culture ignorance.
In which Kaveh's life takes a turn as he finds himself starstruck by the enigmatic idol, Alhaitham.
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Haikaveh & The Rats by PygmyParrot
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
13 Jul 2023
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Kaveh was going through his day as usual, drawing up new designs when, suddenly, he heard a faint squeak. He turned his head towards the source, and his eyes widened at the sight.
or: read the title (+ Fyodor)
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Desa Aaru kedatangan dua tamu dan Candace yang menyambut tamu tersebut, dan Candace membawa satu tamu bersamanya bertemu dengan Cyno.
Prompt 1 Juni |Awal Ketemu|
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Reader has been working for days on end without a break or going home. Alhaitham didn't like that.
1.5k words. spurred by alhaitham's story quest and the interdarshan event. i'm losing it.
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Kaveh is in need of some coffee, but Alhaitham refuses to give him what he wants.
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al haitham forgot his lab notebook at home today
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- Part 14 of ig i write genshin porn now