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Xisuma got sickkkk..... :(
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After Tango bans the saturated soups and honey bottles from the lobby of his decked out game, Xisuma, Cub, Stress, Grian, and Scar start mixing soups and potions for the pure curiosity of it! Too many combinations and techniques that make each batch of concoctions unique leads to endless exploration, and it seems like with every twist they put on a recipe, the entire thing flips around. More dangerous soups and potions like weakness or poison are handled with care, and everything is going smoothly... until they try to be a little more efficient with their materials and time, and accidentally get a little more careless.
It's a problem of too many cooks in the kitchen, and unfortunately, there are 2 types of grey colored base potions known. Xisuma mixes the wrong one with his experiment.
Xisuma drinks a Bad Soup. He blacks out.
"And uh, one more question..." Xisuma asked. "Who are you?"
Very bad indeed.
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A Silent Death: The Story of Surviving Hermits by jAHAsperRoo
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP, Empires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
19 Jun 2025
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The hermits are stuck in unwinding chaos. As of July 11th 2024, they have been stuck in a gory apocolypse. Will they make an antidote as a group? Do they separate? However the most important question: does the supposed antidote work?..
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The Gods Are Mad At (Most Of) Us by Sapphire_DeMort (Kpop_Shappire)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
08 Apr 2025
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It had taken many years for Xisuma to build this safe haven. It was a place where anyone, no matter their background, could come and live and rest in peace - safe from their enemies, no matter how powerful. Many had passed through, others had stayed and helped him to build, and if X became slightly possessive of those that stayed, well that's nothing. This is the story of all of X's Hermits.
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After the moon crashed into Hermitcraft Server Xisuma falls back into bad Admin habits without the accountability of his server mates coming to check on him.
Said server mates have a way to check on him anyway.
Xavier would fight every demon in Xisuma's head if he was able to do so.
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- Part 45 of Hermitcraft Fanfics
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It all started when a Staff Team was formed: Five global admins of unknown origins, now known as The Quintet, created from scratch a rule book that implemented basic rights and rules that protected all species, which led said people to feel more relaxed around others and come out of their own shells.
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Or: how an almost-graduating admin got well known for revolutionizing the entire Staff Team while accidentally getting attached to a teenager and taking them in as their own.
(Things are not as it seems.)
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The art of taking care of others (and the unconventional methods that come with it) by MayuriPng
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
03 Oct 2024
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Xisuma is always tired.
Well, in X’s humble opinion, the sleep deprivation came with being a good, competent admin. His job is to (quite literally) make sure all of the hermits were healthy, happy, and not scheming chaos, especially when it came to Grian. Thing is, that also meant updating the firewalls and communicators, making sure that the respawn mechanic was working flawlessly, fixing various bugs that conveniently appeared in the middle of the night…yeah, he should stop talking if he doesn't want others to worry about his health. Point is, he’d do anything to make sure that all his friends were physically and mentally okay.
Which included playing dirty.
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Or: 5 times Xisuma was a hypocrite while also being a worried dad, and one where people finally caught up on what was happening.Series
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The universe is big, and it's mostly empty, but it's somewhat not-empty, and this is where the trouble begins. See, the trouble is — Mumbo has discovered this, in his many years aboard Hermitcraft — the trouble is that anyone can do anything if they're smart enough, because it's all circuits, all the way down, and these circuits have rather exploitable rules.
It's lucky, he often thinks, that the hermits are smarter than just about anyone, and better than anyone at exploiting circuits.
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Hermitcraft But Space Pirates, featuring: an author who knows a thing or two about computers, a universe that’s literally 100% computer, and the unfortunate degree of reality-editing which naturally follows from that. And featuring, of course, the hermits, who are over-competent, ungovernable, and probably on their way to rock someone’s shit.
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- Part 1 of the art of presenting a moving target
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Hermitcraft Chatfic by End3r_v01d
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Evolution SMP, Yandere High School (Web Series), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
27 May 2024
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A Hermitcraft Chatfic!
Also drama
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quality entertainment by these_godforsaken_halls
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 May 2024
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“This is bad,” is all Grian says after that, and his wings raise a little higher, heels sliding back a little further. Scar feels — he feels tucked away, almost, like diamond ores in hidden chests, and he doesn't really know what to do with that, or what’s about to happen, so he just squeezes Grian's hand.
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Xisumavoid has been careful, toeing the line of caring for his hermits and maintaining the show that’s expected, playing the character of wrath barely restrained. That’s entertaining. It’s always been enough.
It won’t be enough this time.
The Watchers are hungry. They want to play a game, something juicier than another round of Demise, something with higher stakes—and Xisuma should know by now that the Watchers always get what they want.
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(obligatory not RPF/character!versions only)
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Let’s put Xisuma’s sanity to a vote by 5ammmm
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Video Blogging RPF
31 Dec 2023
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Hermits learn about democracy and say ‘Yes Please! I would like that!’ And inflict serious (/nsrs) pain on Xisuma
Or The fic that goes from ‘Sillies Hermits want to sew more chaos into the server’ to ‘Xisuma cannot drink coffee and finds he loves tea’
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"Like crying out in empty rooms, with no one there except the moon." by Emmy_Honey
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
31 Dec 2023
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“He just slumped over and fell asleep? Like instantly…”
“Maybe he got caught up with some project of his, you know how much of a hard worker he is, he tends to practically bury himself with checklists”
“Are we sure he fell asleep and didn’t like , pass out? I’ve never seen someone just…go limp like that and ‘fall asleep’”
“I mean…we can’t really tell, he has a helmet on-“
“Does anyone know if he’s been sleeping fine?”
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“ Well that’s interesting… If he is having trouble sleeping, wouldn't he have told someone before it got to this point… he seemed like he was zoned out all meeting…”
“Xisumaaaa, wake up sweetface”
Xisuma sat upright so fast his chair almost tipped. “ ‘m awake, i’m fine”
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The hermits accidentally ghost Xisuma, he looses sleep because of the bitting loneliness.
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- Part 3 of Emmy’s Whump
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Xisuma was just heading out to the nether to fix a glitch.
He did not sign up to traumatically die to the almost extinct Wither effect.
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finally, the beach episode by 5ammmm
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Video Blogging RPF
20 Nov 2023
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Xisuma apparently can’t go anywhere with the Hermits
OR The Hermits build a gravity-drying sandcastle, dog a pit, and set up a seashell selling monopoly, all in the process of driving Xisuma insane during their day trip to an off server beach
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There's a Problem In The Hermitcraft Server... Can Xisuma fix it?
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Xisuma protects his Hermits. As the RA of the Hermitcraft dorms, and part of the RA Immunity Treaty between the university and the Folk, he's responsible for all of his Hermits' wellbeing. It's a tough job - but most of the time, it's not even the Fair Folk who cause him the most trouble.
also known as: Xisuma is very tired and stressed and it's mostly his Hermits' fault.
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- Part 5 of Elsewhere University AU
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All things must come to an end.
This was a fact Xisuma knew, as the seventh season of Hermitcraft came to a close around him.
Xisuma had simply decided to take matters into his own hands
And that it was his turn to end it all.
Time had finally run out… or so he thought.
(Part of a series. It can be read as a standalone fic, but considering it acts as a finale to the whole storyline, it will probably make more sense with context)
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- Part 25 of i can be the one you call
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The Crash by MCYT_Rabbit_Hole
Fandoms: Hermitcraft RPF, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
24 Jun 2022
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An accident causes the Hermitcraft and Dream SMP servers to collide. What caused the accident? What can they do to fix it? What can they do since their admins are down and out? What lies beneath the surface of what appears to be a freak accident?
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Being a world hopper isn't easy. Needing to change servers every few weeks, and constantly running away from admins.
But Hania landed in hermitcraft.
What will happen?
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People do things for a reason. Whether it be conscious or unconscious, decisions are made with some kind of reasoning behind them.
So the things Grian did also had a reason behind them. The almost child-like side of him - the pranking, chaotic side - had a reason. The parental side of him - the serious and caring side - had a reason. Though the reason isn’t very fun to learn about, it still exists.
Or: A journey through Grian being parental, Grisuma being gay and Grian being traumatized.
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Previously called ‘The hermits are one big family and Grisuma are their parents’
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5/8 Chapters reworked