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Ten years after the war, Hermione finds herself in a mental, sexual, and financial rut. Everything seems to change upon a chance encounter with the reclusive Draco Malfoy.
Or Hermione realizes that she is a money-sexual.
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Hermione proposes a mission for herself: don the mask of a notorious Death Eater, infiltrate Voldemort's ranks, and finally end the war that should have never begun. But as she descends into the labyrinth, her mind begins to fracture. She finds herself haunted by fragments of lives she might’ve lived, battles she cannot remember, and the enigma of a man whose presence threatens to unravel her completely.
And the worst of it, she realizes, is the unbearable truth: he is good.
Draco Malfoy was never meant to be good.
He has always felt like a pendulum clock swung askew, unable to settle on which side he belongs to. He is the very embodiment of a coin with two faces, Light and Dark, destined to spin for eternity. He has never let fate play her hand. He will always bend the will of the gods to service his own survival.
Goodness in him isn’t light, isn’t warmth. It is the precision of cut-glass honesty so brutal that when it shatters, it leaves splinters buried like cactus spines beneath her skin. He does not offer refuge, because unlike her, he never flinches at the truth’s ugliness.
She hates him for it.
But she envies him for it, too.
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Nott What Harry Was Looking For by Calliope_dreaming
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Oct 2025
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Harry has survived the Dark Lord, rogue Bludgers, and Rita Skeeter’s quill, but nothing could have prepared him for Theo Nott. Team Healer. Perpetual swot. The sort of man who can diagnose a pulled muscle and judge your life choices at the same time. Harry’s written him off as uptight, humourless, and annoyingly competent… until one offhand comment from Nott knocks the air out of him harder than a Bludger to the ribs and scrambles his brain in ways that have nothing to do with injury.
The obvious cure? A cold drink at the pub, preferably several, and absolutely no further interaction with the source of his… problem. But the universe, being the vindictive little bastard it is, decides to test Harry’s already-fraying patience. Drinks are poured, glances are traded, and suddenly the man he swore was all starch and no sin is looking at him like he’s the main course. Normally, Harry enjoys a challenge. Today? It’s NOT(T) the day, and yet, Merlin help him, it might be the night. -
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Hermione decides to put her years of friendship with Draco on the line, testing the chemistry between them by slipping into Draco’s bed one night on holiday.
Only to discover she had fucked his divorced dad instead.
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A product spillage – definitely not a love potion, not at all – at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes leads to George and Hermione being trapped in the workroom until it wears off.
Only they forgot to lock the door.
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After the war dragged on for years, after Harry Potter died and the world fractured, the Ministry promised peace. Instead, it rewrote the laws, buried the bodies, and sealed the records.
Draco Malfoy—silent, wandless, and still the most dangerous man in the room—is days away from being erased.
Hermione Granger tried to stay out of it. She really did. She tried to forget the war. She tried to play the part—healer, wife, survivor.
But when she learns the truth, she’s left with one impossible choice: Let them erase him or marry him herself.
He saved her life once upon a time.
Now she’s saving his.OR
How the Ministry tried to kill him, bury him, and take everything he had, but he got a wife instead.
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A Brief History of Switching Sides by Floaty_Explodey
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2025
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Having mostly retreated from society, Draco has taken to spending the majority of his time in the Muggle world, particularly at a public library and the coffee shop next door. But when, eight years after the war, he crosses paths again with Hermione Granger, he must confront emotions he hadn't expected to feel, ones that are expressly against what he used to believe in, and what his own mother still does believe in.
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Rewrite (Drarry Version) by Armyxdirectioner
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2025
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This is the canon compliant rewrite of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone with Drarry.
Harry and Draco became best friends the moment they met each other in Madam Malkin's shop. And the rest is history.
Harry Potter, an eleven-year-old orphan, discovers that he is a wizard and is invited to study at Hogwarts. There, he meets several friends who become his closest allies and help him discover the truth about his parents' mysterious deaths. Even as he escapes a dreary life and enters a world of magic, he finds trouble awaiting him.Series
- Part 1 of Harry Potter Series (Drarry Version)
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Hermione and Draco are in a pinch, needing someone to nanny the kids over summer break while they work. Who better than Uncle Theo?
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He is too cocky for his own good. Yes. Just that.
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The Worst Plan that Ever Worked: A Slytherin's Guide to Seducing Hermione Granger by amith_lynn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy was never the type of person who denied himself anything.
Honestly, there was only one thing he had ever wanted and refused to pursue. Sharp words had masked that longing for years. And over time, he’d convinced himself that those actions—cruel, childish, cowardly—had eradicated any chance he ever had with her.
But when Hermione Granger went missing, abruptly and without a trace, and Twiddle Dee (Potter) and Twiddle Dum (Weasley) acted like it was no big deal… well, that just worried him more.
The magical world was trying to rebuild itself. Without its brightest mind.
And no one seemed to care.
That, Draco could not abide.
So when he cornered Potter outside the Ministry, half-shouting in some dim corridor, demanding to know where she was, it was the Weasel who finally snapped: “She’s gone. She wanted out. She obliviated herself, Malfoy. Said she was done with all of it. That’s her choice—let her have it.”
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Ginny Weasley never wanted more than one night. She wasn’t looking for complications, let alone a match off the field. But Blaise Zabini knows exactly how to score, and suddenly one night feels dangerously close to not being enough.
**This can absolutely be read as a stand alone with no spoilers, but is part of my Fate, Luck, or Magic collection. Story 1 in the collection is, Friend Request From Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 4 of Fate, Luck, or Magic
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The Malfoy Manor Chronicles by lemonpesto for mvnbleu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Sep 2025
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The outside world didn’t want them, so why should they want it?
But Draco had his manor. It wasn’t much, but it was something.
He never expected his old Hogwarts classmates to show up—let alone settle in like they owned the place. Yet, despite the chaos—Pansy setting fire to curtains, Harry and Ron popping in uninvited—Draco found himself oddly okay with it. The manor may have been falling apart, but in the madness, he started to realize maybe it wasn’t so bad after all.
Even the most broken family has its moments. And Draco? Well, he was getting awfully comfortable in his mess.
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Draco Malfoy finds a family in the place he least expected it
POST WAR AU
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Curse of the Black Pharaoh by Jarmy225
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom, Dramione - Fandom
02 Sep 2025
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When an ancient tomb awakens in the Egyptian desert, Hermione Granger leads the dig—only to find Draco Malfoy already there. Older, sharper, infuriatingly charming, he arrives with Theo Nott at his side and a Ministry contract she can’t refuse.
The alliance is uneasy. The tomb shifts around them. Glyphs respond to Draco alone. At its heart lies the Sceptre of Ankh-Inpu—a weapon forged to command the dead. And Kingsley Shacklebolt, the Minister she once trusted, will do anything to claim it.
Curses. Betrayal. Ancient magic. A slow-burn romance that ignites hotter than the desert sun.
Enemies-to-lovers adventure with dark artifacts, collapsing chambers, and a Draco Malfoy who swore he’d never be a hero.
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The Gift that Keeps on Giving (Whether You Like It or Nott) by LyraMBlack
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2025
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Dear Readers,
Yes, it’s true. I trapped Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini in a magical chamber until they admitted their feelings.
Yes, there were rose petals. Yes, I sang.
You’re welcome.
- Theodore Nott, Matchmaker ExtraordinaireSeries
- Part 1 of Theodore Nott Matchmaker Extraordinaire
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Fragments of forbidden magic are surfacing. And so are the secrets buried with them. While Hermione Granger unravels the truth behind ancient bindings and dangerous names, she finds herself entangled in more than just cursed runes and concealed artefacts.
Lines blur. Loyalties shift. And somewhere between obsession and strategy, desire takes root.
Some locks were never meant to be broken.
Some people never meant to look back. -
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Hermione Granger is desperate to get Hogwarts up and running again after the war. She wants to do a full renovation, add special courses, allow new regulations for muggle-borns and more. But despite being 'The Golden Girl', she's shite at getting the elite to spend their galleons on her cause. She's blunt and lacking in the social graces expected of someone of her status.
Draco Malfoy has just finished serving a 3 year term at Azkaban for his part in the war-a sentence that was only lowered because of Hermione's character witness at his trial. He sees her struggling to make the right impression amongst the upper-class wizarding community and offers to give her lessons in manners and etiquette associated with closing the deals she needs to secure her dreams.
But this isn't just any kind of arrangement.
They have 10 lessons between now and the social event of the year. There's only 1 rule: For each lesson he gives her on how to act in public, she must return a favor of his choice. -
Cause & Effect: Clause Thirteen Irrevocable by LE_Aurora
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2025
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Hermione Granger is thirty, freshly unemployed, and absolutely not having an existential crisis.
She simply walked out of the Ministry one day, turned in her resignation, and decided—quietly, stubbornly—that bleeding for the wizarding world wasn’t a lifelong obligation. Let someone else save it this time.
She plans to rest. Recalibrate. Maybe alphabetize her books again.
What she doesn’t plan on is the sudden reappearance of one Draco Malfoy: polished, poised, softly present.
And certainly not Theodore Nott accidentally binding them together with ancient soul magic and zero remorse.
It didn’t start soft.
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This story was born from a question I couldn’t let go of: What lingers after a war, when the spells have stopped echoing, but the magic hasn't?
It’s not just about enemies-to-something-else, or cursed items, or the weight of old bloodlines. It’s about grief. About silence. About what happens when people who were taught to hate start listening instead.
Expect slow burn dynamics, layered character growth, morally grey decisions, and shadows that know more than they should.
Magic here is alive. It remembers.Thank you for reading. Your thoughts, reactions, and favorite lines are always welcome.
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Out Of Her Den by SaliahJane for Meyelemon, Moonlit_Thestral, etl9382, Dragonxemerald
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2025
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It’s 8th Year and Hermione knows she shouldn’t be out after curfew. But a Gryffindor never could resist pushing limits. When Theo Nott and Draco Malfoy catch her wandering the dungeons during their prefect rounds, they don’t just threaten detention. They want to teach her a lesson she’ll never forget. Cornered, humiliated, and aching for their attention, Hermione finds herself giving in to every filthy demand. She might be Gryffindor’s golden girl, but tonight she’ll be theirs.