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Phil doesn’t cry.
But as he stands before Tommy, his shoulders shaking, and his eyes shining in the moonlight, he’s about as close as he gets to it. Tommy reaches up to grab his hand with his smaller ones. He hadn’t meant to make him sad.
He just wanted to tell him how much he missed his dad!
How he didn’t mind dying if it meant Phil would be his family again.
“You’re not supposed to be this…this small. Is this how bad we failed you?” It’s barely said over a whisper. Tommy has to strain his ears to even make out the words.
“I promise Tommy,” Phil says his eyes growing a fire in them. “We’re going to make this right. We’ll make it go away.”
And under the snowfall of the arctic winds. Tommy can’t help but believe him.
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AU- When you die, your ghost takes the age of when you were the happiest in your life.
Tommy dies in the prison. Enter Ghostinnit. A toddler.- Language:
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Wings are for royalty, not fighters, hermits, or farmers. Avians are of royal, or at least noble, blood. Technoblade is neither of those, which makes it all the more confusing when he ends up with wings for some obscure reason.
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Stardrops and Family by Careecent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
21 Jan 2024
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“Oh, right, your grandfather used to run the farm. So, you inherited it? Is that why you’re here, and not off in some city somewhere?”
Technoblade shrugs at Wilbur’s accusing tone, taking the jab at his inexperience with grace. “He said it was quiet out here. I like quiet.”
“You could’ve moved to some cabin out in the woods or something. Why here?”
“I dunno.” Technoblade looks thoughtful for a moment, making eye contact with Wilbur before ducking his head back down, “I honestly don’t know.”
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In which Technoblade saves Stardew Valley and finds a family along the way.Series
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Only When You Look At Me by UUNOIA
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Sep 2025
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“Tear me apart with your words, hate me until your lungs give out. But as long as you’re alive to do it, that’s all that matters.”
You can mend wounds, but every stitch comes at a cost.
Sent by Philza to aid Wilbur and Tommy in their underground war for L’Manburg, you swore to keep them safe. Despite your neutrality.
Technoblade, famed for his prowess in combat, is bound by the voices in his head. They demand blood… and you too.
Beneath the chaos of revolution and the shadow of betrayal, a healer and a warlord walk a knife’s edge between ruin and redemption.
And with every heartbeat, you both draw closer.
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After Las Nevadas' fall, Quackity nothing left. Nothing more than fear, he was still alive. Was why he still alive? What cruel prank of the Goddess was this? With nothing more to do than to survive, Quackity found his way to the cold and humilliating Artic. Right at his nemesis' door. Right in front of Technoblade.
A month, that was the deal. A month of protection for a month of information about others...
Title from Home - Phillip Phillips
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Sometimes I feel cold, even paralyzed by rabiddog
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Jan 2021
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Phil watched - eyes soft and lips upturned - as his eldest gently lifted Ranboo up into his arms and began to carry him to bed. Sure, the quivering hybrid had been through a lot, but he'd be okay now. They would look after the newest addition to their family.
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Tommy's heart clenched as he watched from afar. His family had replaced him. One mistake, and he's suddenly nothing to them.
Ranboo was there now, and Tommy was nothing.
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- Part 5 of DSMP
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He reaches up with shaky hands to the thing on his face, blearily realizing it was a mask. His fingers curl under the straps as he pushes it up, letting it fall to the ground as he takes in his first breath of fresh air.
“Theseus— what are you doing?“ A second person says sharply, and as Tommy’s eyes focuses he sees them kneeling down in front of him. He can’t get a read on his face, because a blue and black mask covers it, but his tone is enough alone to raise some red flags.
“Breathing?” Tommy croaks out, his eyes slipping shut once again as his body trembles, his hands falling limp besides him. The person holding him starts rubbing his back in soothing circles— it was rather comforting, and really just what Tommy needed right now.
Or Tommy wakes up in a new world and meets villain SBI.
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One in Many by Crimson_Ethereal (redvelvetcookie), Rune (redvelvetcookie)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jul 2025
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This last month has been a roller-coaster of events, but if you asked Techno, it was just a regular month in his life. His life was always a wreck, especially since he got taken from his "parents". They don't deserve to be called parents, not with what they did to him. But ever since he got put into state custody, he's been experiencing these moments where he doesn't remember anything. When he comes to, he always finds some adult scolding him for being violent and hurting other kids.
The thing is, he doesn't remember doing any of this, ever. Like, sure, he vaguely knows what happened, but those actions don't feel like his own. He feels no remorse, yet, he doesn't feel any pride either. It's a total disconnect. As he got older, bouncing from house to house, the problem only got worse. Techno keeps finding himself facing the consequences of what he assumes is a demon possessing him.
Except, because of this, he ended up where he is now. Sitting in the passenger seat of his social worker's car, he stared out the window, watching each house pass by. Keeping a groan of annoyance to himself, he tuned out the scolding of his social worker.
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AKA Technoblade has DID/Dissociative Identity Disorder!Series
- Part 2 of Self indulgent DSMP fics
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Finally some good:
Relationship dynamics
Exploration of how this sorta communication can be funky for awhile
Paternal confusion that's genuinely well-meaning
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After exile, Tommy appears on Techno’s doorstep despite all the proof telling Techno Tommy hates him. As they spend time together, Techno realizes that he isn’t the one Tommy hates.
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This is letterofold’s story “Soul Paint” written in Techno’s perspective. The AU includes people leaving behind soul paint on someone’s skin when they love that someone.-
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The marks didn’t disappear because Techno and Philza no longer loved Tommy. They disappeared because Tommy didn’t believe Techno and Philza loved him.
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Call me whatever (just please call me) by Makiro_Alester
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Mar 2024
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In which, Tommy Innit is doing great. His best friend Mr. Ciggy and Miss. Whisky are the best company he's had in ages.
Predictably, people doesn't like how he's happy.
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Tommy does tiny crime and everyone act he a war criminal (he technically is)
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Author is suffering. There is a child in the house (i hate kids), the neighbors are singing (it's 11 already goddamit) and personal work is getting too much keke kukake
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Oml you better than me Tommy I would NOT have gone ma boy still high as shit
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Little Voice by Madamsugarskulls
Fandoms: Dream SMP- fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Dec 2021
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“Is this real?”
He wanted some sign, some reassurance that this was some fucked up dream- that he would wake up back in L’Manburg. Where he would be able to see Tubbo- see the people who are suppose to be his friends-
'It’s as real as you want it to be Tommy, I’m here because of you after all.'
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After finally reaching his breaking point with no one to turn to, Tommy looks to the new voice in his head for help.
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- Part 1 of Little Voices
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Ooh so this. Set boundaries. Stand up for yourself. Also Clementine is a girlboss and I love it :]
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Records to My Happiness by Ringnea for EpicAxolotls
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Oct 2024
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Recording stuff was the best way for Tommy to prevent bad things from happening at his foster homes. Most people try to be their best selves when a lens is staring at them. So he didn’t expect anything different when he moved in with the Watsons. Boy was there much more there than he expected.
AKA Foster au told through Tommy’s recordings. So no personal thoughts just watching through a screen.
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Wish i were Heather (Kristin) by Ravenswoodlol
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Nov 2021
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Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her, she's such an angel
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She's got you mesmerised while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
I wish I were Kristin
Oh, I wish I were Kristin
Oh, oh, wish I were Kristin
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were-(Or in short, Technoblade is in love with Philza but Philza is in a happy marriage with Kristin who is also Death whom humans can't kill and you don't want to Fuck with in any way. that includes taking husbands)
(But there will be a happy ending <3 You just don't know how it will happen~)
trust me its better then it looks.Series
- Part 3 of Series about Minecraft People :3
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Wilbur pouted gently, crouching to get on Technoblade’s level. “Aw, it’s okay darling. Father will be here soon!”
Technoblade stared at him in even deeper confusion, “Who- what the- you’ve got the wrong person!” He insisted, trying to lean forward only for his chains to stop him.
Wilbur pouted, shaking his head, “Our dad, silly!” He smiled, “Philza Watson Craft!”
And just like that, Technoblade’s world shattered.
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Technoblade ran away from the Aether, a child fighting ring, and came right back.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade Dark SBI fics
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Dark SBI taking what they consider theirs by CowgirlJ
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Oct 2024
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Starting from December 2023 to December 2024
My dark SBI fics all in a little series, mostly because I want to see how many dark sbi fics I write in comparison to non lol
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This is for day 30 of Whumptober 2022. Prompt: Sleep Deprivation
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Dream didn't sleep.
That wasn't a fact of life or something to do with his biology. Dream just...didn't sleep. If it was fear or vigilance that kept him awake, Techno couldn't say.
Prison did not help matters.
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- Part 5 of Whumptober 2022
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Zomb Zomb Apoplips Redux by floweringflame
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Sep 2025
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Ranboo looks up at Phil with wide eyes. “Issa apoplips.”
Phil nods. “Issa apoplips.”
These kids are gonna be the death of him.
A rewrite of my most popular work (granted there's only four and one is completely unfinished so not much of a competition...). New and updated for people who miss how they felt in the dsmp fandom but don't want to think about all the crappy people who came from it!
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They say about cats and dogs that they are naturally predisposed not to get along, enemies by nature, two opposites so unlike they could never co-exist. For Techno, getting along with his new foster brother is very important if he wants to please Phil. And for Tommy, getting along with his new foster brother is important if he wants to have a roof over his head. So they have to make this work.
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You felt bad for her, but its not like you actually wanted to BE her!
Waking up in none other than your best friend's novel seemed like just a dumb escapism-filled fantasy. So, what do you do when it actually happens, but you aren't the 'Main Character', just a side character?
What do you do when one of the characters breaks away from the canon plot, and he does it for you?
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