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• Oh For... Really? by ponchard

  Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Gen
  • Complete Work

  17 Mar 2017

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Solas/Xebenkeck
  • Fen'Harel/Xebenkeck
  • don't mind me just fixing a glaring omission in the Solas shipping
  • oh also there's solavellan in here I guess
  • Female Lavellan/Solas
  • Lavellan/Solas
  • Female Rogue Lavellan/Solas
  • Auntie Lavellan/Solas
  • Xebenkeck
  • Fen'Harel | Solas
  • Dalish (Dragon Age: Inquisition)
  • Blackwall
  • Falon'Din
  • Sera (Dragon Age)
  • Auntie Lavellan
  • Female Rogue Lavellan
  • Iron Bull
  • Crack
  • Alternate Universe - Crack
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • except that it's not modern Thedas that's in a modern setting
  • the ancient elves live in a modern setting
  • but current Thedas is
  • Canon Compliant
  • Bull's Chargers
  • Qunari
  • Dragon Age Quest: Demands of the Qun
  • Alternate Universe - Programmers
  • Alternate Universe - Software Engineers
  • Alternate Universe - Literal Elf Nerds
  • Mage Nerds
  • Nerd Nerds
  • Programming
  • AI
  • Software Engineering
  • Programmers
  • Software Engineers
  • Coders
  • Coding
  • singularity - Freeform
  • Biotechnology
  • Artificial Intelligence
  • Alternate Universe - Artificial Intelligence
  • Painting
  • Elf Nerd Had Two Flowers
  • Ancient Elves (Dragon Age)
  • Squinting Suspiciously At Every Elf In Skyhold
  • Arlathan
  • real talk
  • Ancient Elves Probably Have Super Weird Fetishes Tho
  • Like Just To Pick A Totally Random Example
  • Dressing Their Current Lover Up As Their Ex
  • not that there's anything wrong with that
  • Berethlok
  • Dipping His Pen In Company Ink
  • Sweet Sylaise Do Not Use Solas As An Example Of Good Decisionmaking
  • Do Not Bone Your Boss
  • Power Imbalance
  • Power Dynamics
  • Forgotten Ones
  • creators
  • Xebenkeck And Her Ilk
  • Elvhen Pantheon
  • Rarepair

  Summary

  For some reason I've written another story where the ancient elves live in modern times, but post-Fall Thedas is canon compliant. Also the Creators and Forgotten Ones are mostly programmers. Also Solas smuggles his data ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to Xebenkeck, and somehow that is the most plausible element of this story.

  I am not explaining this well, because there is no explaining this. It's pure crack.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Literal Elf Nerds

  Language:

  English

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