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A Night on the Town by alchemical_rick
Fandoms: Adventures in Babysitting (1987), Adventures in Babysitting (2016), Clerks (Movies - Smith), Slaughterhouse-Five - Kurt Vonnegut
13 Oct 2025
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A soft remake of the "Adventures in Babysitting" narrative that takes the focus off the babysitter character and expands the world of the two boys instead, leading to a more "John Hughesian" adventure through 1980s suburbia.
Now an anthology!
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- Part 3 of Now Entering Daisy, Texas
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7 Bachelors, 7 Days, 1 Wedding by Slytherat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Oct 2025
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This is not a love at first sight story.
It is a brand new dating television program, with Mr Brown as the host and Aziraphale as the desired bachelor.
A human AU story. Sweet, fun and without drama. Who am I kidding? It features Crowley, so drama is always lurking around some dark corner.Yes, I need to work on my summary, as in 'make it more attractive so people want to read.'
But we all know how this one will end.
Don't we?Human AU, mainly GO related, with influences of other fandoms, which means: easter eggs! (go and grab your basket)
This story has a beginning and an ending.
We will have to wait and see if it also has a middle partI'm glad to announce that yes, this story has a middle part!
Nothing too mentally demanding.
I hope you'll enjoy the ride.Series
- Part 1 of It started as a television show
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two trains on the same track, destined to collide by greatkateweathermachine
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith)
05 Oct 2025
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“Don’t pull this shit, and don’t you fucking deflect either.” Randal says, his voice low and angry. “You never answered my question. Do you really want me to stay in the closet? So you can just pretend that I didn’t say anything in the first place?”
Truthfully, there’s a part of Dante that does wish they could act like this whole morning never happened, and he could keep living in their admittedly miserable status quo. But that wouldn’t be fair to Randal. And for all that Randal’s put up with his shit over the years, doesn’t Dante owe it to him to put his own feelings aside this one time?
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Love Dares You to Care for the People on the Edge of the Night by The_Shifting_Wix
Fandoms: Dogma (1999), Clerks. (1994), Mallrats (1995), Chasing Amy (1995)
13 Sep 2025
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Newly reinstated as an angel, Loki is sent on a mission by The Almighty. He has no idea he's about to come face to face with someone from his past that he has been missing.
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Bess' living situation isn't ideal anymore. She wants a day of freedom before having to go back. Jay and Silent Bob can help her, can they? SEQUEL TO SILENCE IS GOLDEN
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- Part 2 of View Askewniverse
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Clerks: Hogan, Heaven, and Hell by HappyGoth
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith), Clerks: The Animated Series (Cartoon 2000)
31 Jul 2025
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Randal and Dante discuss deep metaphysical concepts while working at a convenience store. Jay and Silent Bob arrive later.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,628
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 46
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you’re essentially an employee, and i like having you depend on me by rockland
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith)
27 Jul 2025
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Time goes by fast when you spend every day with your best friend who just also happens to be who you’re in love with.
A quick look of Dante & Randal’s relationship over the beginning years.
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Clerks yaoi! Yay! I wanted to practice my fluff writing skills, and decided that Jay and Silent Bob were the perfect guinea pigs for the experiment. I'm probably gonna write Randal/Dante soon, because I also love them to an unreasonable extent.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 993
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
- Hits:
- 160
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Static Cling by sixxsterz
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith), Mallrats (1995), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), Askewniverse RPF
10 Jul 2025
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1995. Jay falls hard for the girl behind the music store counter—too bad she’s got secrets, a mean side-eye, and better mixtapes than him. Between sketchy laundromats, wax appointments, and interrupted almost-kisses, they circle each other like two sock puppets with unresolved trauma.
This isn't a love story. It's Jersey. So yeah—it totally is.
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Some time during the day directly after Clerks takes place, Jay and Silent Bob have a few extra things to say to Dante Hicks.
(mostly jay just chewing out and roasting dante LMFAO)
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 17, Round 1, Match 1: Silent Bob vs. Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith), The Big Lebowski (1998)
08 Jul 2025
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In a multi-fandom death match, The Dude from The Big Lebowski series faces off against Silent Bob. The two opponents engage in a tense and unpredictable battle, with The Dude's laid-back demeanor and resourcefulness pitted against Silent Bob's strategic thinking and combat skills. Witness the thrilling confrontation between these two characters as they fight for survival in a twisted tournament.
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- Part 484 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,462
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 10
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My OC Chris’s perspective on my OC Tommy getting with Jay at a shitty house party. Regrettably, minimal Silent Bob.
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Good Dogma by Deathwords
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Dogma (1999)
30 Jun 2025
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After a rough couple of decades, Aziraphale and Crowley decide to take a vacation across the pond on Hell's dime. Meanwhile, two fallen angels travel half way across America in an attempt to return to Heaven. An attempt that could erase all of existence. And so, a group of humans are tasked by the Metatron to save the universe.
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After a lifetime of forced silence, a young woman will experience fun and true love from our two favorite stoners
Silent Bob/OC
COMPLETEDSeries
- Part 1 of View Askewniverse
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THE PATH OF FIST SMOKE AND CHIMICHANGAS by J_Vega_P
Fandoms: Street Fighter, Deadpool - All Media Types, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), Zatanna (Comics)
23 May 2025
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Just the start of a multiversal madness, hadoukens, 4th wall breaking, joints and magic!
All of that covered in a journey of self-discovery and stuff. Don´t blink!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,690
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Hits:
- 9
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Blue Hour by WatTheCur
Fandoms: Askewniverse, Clerks (Movies - Smith), Chasing Amy (1995)
22 May 2025
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The Rabbit squeaked when Bob squeezed him through his jeans, scrabbling back against the wall with his hands wedged between his legs.
“Just so you know,” he said, pop-eyed and affronted, “you’re not for me.”
Bob is bought for a birthday prank.
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Thanks a Latte by angelwritesstuff
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith), Clerks: The Animated Series (Cartoon 2000), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
18 Apr 2025
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AU where Jay and Bob meet at a coffee shop!!
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“Club downtown, Blue Heat. Need boys for nudie booth.”
An AU where Silent Bob started hustling after his breakup with Amy.
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Jay’s hands are full. She needs a Bob.
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Some unfinished JayBob pieces. *”Jenny” by Studio Killers blares in the distance*