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You've made it a nightly routine to bother Shane. That is, until he asked if you'd be down to give him some money to fuck him.
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the title is vaguely misleading i do plan on this fic being a crackfic the storyline as it stands is a mess of things i thought would be funny interesting or difficult to write about. Please leave comments because i have most of the fic fleshed out to be written however poorly and posted here but i haven't decided if I'm going to end this happily or not. i know what I'd do for a happy ending and a miserable one, so it'd up to you or whatever mood i'm in at the time <3- Language:
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The feeling when you know you’re about to do something bad, but you’re still selfishly hoping you can get away with it. The seconds before you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar.
Shane isn't one of those freaks who whips it out on the bus for anyone and everyone to see, but he is apparently, the kind of freak that gets turned on when a pretty girl falls asleep on him late in the evening. The bus rumbles and the lights glow a putrid green. It smells like old gym socks. She paints a solid, warm pressure along his entire left side, leaving him tingling, his palms clammy.
Don’t city girls know better than this?
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Very short chapters, meant to be a short and sweet read. :)
Shane is struggling with stress induced anxiety after the extreme life changes he has faced since the death of Jas’s parents. He hasn’t felt normal, let alone comfortable in a while.
The farmer, Claire, is dealing with major imposter syndrome and feeling lost since quitting her life in Zuzu City and moving to the farm. The weight of everyone’s expectations is haunting her and she needs someone to share it with and help her find her way.
These two find comfort in one another in more than one way. Shane struggles to be careful with that fragile relationship while Claire wants nothing more than to get lost in it.
*in this story, Shane is not as bad as he is made out to be, he’s just going through it and teetering on the edge of alcohol addiction. In fact he’s super hot, just troubled. So what, maybe I like a troubled hottie here and there !
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The valley air hits differently than the city you came from. The bus you took to get to Stardew Valley only took you right outside the city limits, so you walked the rest of the way to the farm your grandfather left you in his will.
He had died only a couple of months ago, and it took some back and forth between you and your parents on what to do with the property. You were familiar with farm life from visiting your grandfather in your younger years, but completely running a farm to make a living is a completely different thing. Not to mention you already had your own life in the city, though your life there was not turning out as you thought and things were starting to get rocky. You moved to the city to get a change of scenery and take advantage of opportunities, but it turned out to be much more ferocious and difficult than you thought. Mentions of selling the property were mentioned but just felt wrong, as the farm was precious to your grandfather. Perhaps the farm could be just what you need, and if it isn’t, then you can always sell the property.
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i know we could be so happy baby (if we wanted to be) by Valerie (elodiefair)
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
29 Aug 2025
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sam is nothing but if not a lover.
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the farmer's life is difficult and shit. sam makes it his mission to make things just a bit easier.
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Instead of leaving Rick in his coma at the hospital, Shane goes back for his partner, and they end up on the road alone together. While they make camp, the two of them realize they need a little company out in the wilderness...
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Heartbeats of Stardew|Stardew Valley Fanfiction by Hubris_on_a_Chain
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
10 Jul 2025
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You, reader, travel to the small town of Pelican Town. Leaving your monotonous life behind in favor of the monotonous chore's inherited to you from your late grandfather.
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Shane started tracing his lips down her collarbone. "You think you're better than me? With that dirty fuckin' mouth? I don't think so." His scruff grazed along her skin. Her chest rose and fell quickly beneath it. "Everyone thinks you're so perfect. Fuckin' Flower Queen. But you're not."
One time Shane and Haley don't have sex, and one time they do.
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"Should be grateful I waste my time on you," Pam drawled, slowly, smug in her delivery. "Seein' as you fuck like my ex-husband."
Oh, Shane's glare was delicious. Dark and full of hatred, the booze rubbing some of the glaze from his eyes so she could see how he seethed at it. She giggled again, sank the last of her pint, slapped him twice on the knee as she got to her feet. "We doin' this or what?"
A long night of drinking comes to a predictable end.
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NO-SPOILERS VERSION:
Farmer and Elliott have a history of romance that seems to be indisputably finished. Of course Elliott misses them, but his biggest concern is not getting farmer back for himself, but saving them from an abusive, draining relationship with Shane. When the long forseen tragedy happens, will Elliott be able to live with the guilt of not doing enough to prevent it? And will the life give him second chance?SPOILER VERSION
Farmer broke up with Elliott to be with Shane - not out of love, but because they felt like Shane's mental health would collapse if he doesn't have them. Elliott sees how draining this relationhip is for the farmer and tries to help, but his emotions blow up and he says a lot of hurtful things. When shortly after that farmer falls into a coma Elliott blames himself and tries to take care of the farm in their absence. Deep sense of guilt and fearing for the life of the person he loves cause his mental health to deteriorate, so when farmer comes back both of them will need a good portion of fluffy comfort - but not before some angst happens. -
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Fiona had already established herself in Pelican Town for awhile. Feeling rather bored with day to day life, she takes up a bet with her best friend Abigail to see who will win the valley's Annual Egg hunt. Fiona can only hope to keep her eye on the prize despite being distracted by a mysterious and kind figure, who's suddenly begun to be making more frequent appearances. Not only that, an angry ex boyfriend isn't so thrilled with her either. Will Fiona be able to bottle up her feelings forever, or risk getting in between her best friend's love affairs?
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Nightingale by The_Clever_Magpie (Metal_mako_dragon)
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
08 Nov 2024
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Shane took a large swallow of his drink and sniffed, “Is the bar on fire?”
The question was so out of left field that Keir stumbled over it, blinking, “Uh, what?”
“Gas leak? Viral outbreak?” the man continued, his voice gruff but cultured.
“No, I don’t…sorry what are..?”
“Then why the hell are you talking to me?” it was so baldly hostile that it was almost funny; almost.
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It felt like falling from a height. It fel like losing everything. It felt like he had done it all to himself. It felt like he was abandoned. It felt like life was a big, fat lie. It felt like he had no control, like he was losing his mind. It felt like plumetting to the bottom and fighting the climb.
Luckily for Keir and his intrusive thoughts as he struggled to find his place in the world, it seemed like he wasn't the only one treading water.
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Shane and Zoe POV
It's another night at the Stardrop Saloon, and Shane is about to head home after having a few too many. But he spots the new farmer, Zoe, heading to the bathroom. And she's on something stronger than booze. Tempers are running hot, but something else is burning hotter...
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You watch him raise his beer to his lips, wipe his mouth with the back of his hand. He stares at the bar. "There's safety in being gentle," he says slowly. "Most people like being safe."
Elliott. Sebastian. Harvey. All good guys. You enjoyed your time together. But you're still looking for someone to give it to you like you want. Fuck you hard, make you feel something.
Shane isn't boyfriend material. He tells you to fuck off and you argue drunkenly. You don't know anything about him and he wants to keep it that way. But when he propositions you one night, you know instinctively that he's the man for the job.
Two rules. Keep it casual, and don't try to fix him.
(You break them both.)
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- Part 1 of in the blossom of the months
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Coffee and Whiskey (The complete rewrite) by kittykatkait
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
08 Sep 2024
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A *FINAL* Re-write of Coffee & Whiskey
Katherine (Female OC) is friends with benefits with Shane. She also happens to have a crush on the local doctor, Harvey.
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Ada moved to Pelican Town after her job at Joja corporation burned her out, and some personal trauma made her feel uncomfortable staying in the city anymore. She wanted to recapture the joy of her childhood summers spent in the Valley with her Grandfather, and to create a new livelihood for herself as a farmer. But her bubble is soon burst by her rude neighbour, and the ruthless realisation that her problems haven’t been magically fixed by leaving Zuzu city.
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Slow burn romance with eventual smut!
First smut = chapter 10 :)
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Like Real People Do by shinobukocho2024 (Busqueerone)
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
25 Apr 2024
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Rhiannon and Shane are two sides of the same ill-fated coin. Their lives ran parallel until they collided in a small town bar one Saturday night, and everything spiraled from there. A story about the reality of addiction, mental illness, and the outcomes of setting yourself on fire to keep the people around you warm.
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The misadventures of the Morder Farm. (Ducky POV) by Duckythewolf
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
06 Apr 2024
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A fan fictionization of the co-op farm of Morder. Through the pov of the duck billed farm hand, Daniel "Ducky" Patterson. Will there be love, Will there be farming, Will there be an abuse of a certain mayors shorts? Read to find out!
I will try to update as often as I can! In game we are currently at the end of Winter year 1 of I have alot to go off of!!
-Thanks~ Ducky
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I don't even know- I got this idea while thinking about how little NSFW alphabets there are for my sad little chicken man.
Also, if you know me irl and recognize my user- no you don't.