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Bunch of gay sex and love and sex and love and stuff. Im bad at summaries but it'll be real gay and kinky
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It's been four years since the first battle against a member of the Akatsuki, six years since she commenced her training as Tsunade’s apprentice and seven since Sasuke left the Hidden Leaf.
No longer a burden to Team Kakashi, Sakura is determined to fight for her old love and teammate, the prodigy Uchiha. Willing to sell her soul to do so, she stumbles upon a ghost of the past, who knows all the answers to her questions.
Meanwhile, the Akatsuki have gone into hiding, a change of tactic, compared to the intel received at the five Kage summit. When the terrorist organisation infiltrates the villages, a war breaks out.
It is now every village for itself.
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Sasori has acquired a baby. Not just any baby, the Uzumaki Naruto.
“Sasori," she said slowly, "why do you have a baby?
"Don't know, thought I'd try something new. I believe it's called fatherhood. I hear it's very rewarding.”
What could possibly go wrong when a serial-killer-adjacent puppet master raises Naruto in the blood-soaked sands of Suna? He’ll be fine. Totally fine.
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Konan opened the back door to the house she’d rented as a meeting place, glaring at Hidan and Kakuzu. “You’re late!” She looked behind them. “Where’s Itachi and Kisame? You were supposed to meet them!” Hidan scowled.
“I’m not a babysitter!” Kakuzu slapped him on the shoulder.
“Shut up. Itachi left a message at the meeting place. He and Kisame will catch up.” Konan sighed and let the two men in, muttering darkly under her breath.
“Go meet with the others upstairs. I’ll wait for them.” The Immortal Duo climbed the stairs, and Konan turned back to the door. A pair of figures appeared at the path, and she let out a sigh of relief. Itachi and Kisame. Finally. Konan was fully prepared to yell at the pair of them, but them she spotted something peculiar in Kisame’s arms. A bundle of cloth, neatly wrapped.What’s up with that?
*The Akatsuki adopt a baby by accident*
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“I promise you I’m not desecrating your body for fun,” His best friend muttered, now with a thick layer of grave-dirt crusted beneath his finger-nails. The boy’s gaze affixed itself onto Komushi’s pale, lifeless face as he tossed the plastic shovel aside. It was cute, in a very creepy way.
(OC-insert as Sasori. Where all roads - involving modern education and morals or not - somehow lead to the illicit invention of human puppetry.)
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Sakura gets scouted instead of Sasuke due to Inner. How does this change things?
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- Part 4 of Sakura Week 2025
- Part 11 of MultiSaku Fics
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All of my stories and entries for the event Smut Monday from four years ago - because I am that slow and procrastinating.
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In another lifetime, Deidara was a teenager forcibly conscripted by Akatsuki before he was partnered with Sasori. They’re like oil and vinegar; they may not mix well together on their own, but they’re complementary when you trap them together in a small container and violently shake them around.
In this lifetime, where Sasori never defected from Suna, Deidara was a wild urchin surviving on the streets in Iwa when he met a quiet man with crimson hair and firefly eyes, and was given a meat bun and a cookie. They say you should never feed the wildlife; it makes them dependent on humans. (And the two of them are still oil and vinegar, best trapped and violently shaken together.)
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- Part 2 of Feeding Two Wolves
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Sasori and Deidara have always gotten along well, they work well together and generally have the same idea about a lot of things.. Though; there is one thing they never seem to be on the same page about, something the both of them unfortunately are VERY passionate about. Art.
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If Sakura got a nickel for everytime she was involved with a redhead from Suna, she would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it is weird it happened twice.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
MODERN AU! GaaSaku & SasoSaku
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Hidan learns a lesson from Sasori—the hard way. Now, Kakuzu is left to deal with the aftermath: a desperate, writhing mess calling his name. Resisting was never Hidan’s strong suit… but this time, Kakuzu might be the one to break.
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- Part 1 of 🌽
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One moment, she was a high school freshman captivated by the elusive, enigmatic senior. The next, she was alone, abandoned, carrying his child with no explanation, no closure, and no way to move forward.
Birthday gift for @lucyhimez
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¿Humano o marioneta sin sentimientos?
Sasori demostrará lo que realmente es.∷ SasoDei ∷
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- Español
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- 12
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Sakura knew her mother would be disappointed to see, that she would indeed jump of a cliff if her friends would.Maybe her mother was right to worry about how close she gets to her friends
But that being said she's already roped into a Fae version of the hunger games.
o o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.oSasori has to take the chance to give him and Deidara a chance at their dreams, and maybe he can grow a pair and make a move on that Haruno girl.
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If Deidara was fragile, the man was fragile like a bomb. Ravenous, but only for attention, for recognition. Deidara swallowed the whisky like a bitter pill, just something dropped into his open palm, promising something, anything, other than emptiness. He never shared anything about himself, at least not anything useful, or even remotely truthful. Deidara should have filled in the silence, but the man was a sad sight, a sorry companion, only sulking as the night dragged on.
He had found more joy in the dead animals he'd played with as a child.
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"What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love."
Sasori lives again, but ends up staying in Konoha.
[Sasori-Centric. Representation of Depression. Shipp still in choice. Sasori being a descendant of the Uzumaki Clan.]
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If you're goin' through hell (keep on going) by Minni (Minnionette), Minnionette
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Dec 2024
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Sasori is an introverted, ambitious, 12 y.o. Jounin with great plans to defect from Suna. But plans never survive the first brush with the enemy, and in Sasori’s case, neither does his feet, his dignity, or his sanity thanks to these ridiculous Konoha nin who insist on saving Sasori from himself.
The journey to redemption starts with a single (footless) step, and Sasori is determined to remain a sociopathic murder-gremlin while suffering the many trials and tribulations of a hormonal Inuzuka who only has two functioning brain cells while also fending off the psychological warfare of an Uchiha specializing in HR management, and is haplessly dragged into far too many shenanigans that include an Uchiha Obito embracing his inner midwife, summoned hellspawn, exploding sheep, and weaponized cheese.
Sasori ultimately discovers that a single stone thrown into a river creates many ripples through the world, like lifelong ties between Suna and Konoha, forgiveness for the man who killed his parents during the Second War, an unexpected friendship with Shukaku, part-time acquisition of Gaara in what could be argued is the world’s most awkward parenting arrangement, and a fucking dragon. No one warned him about dragons.
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- Part 1 of Feeding Two Wolves
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When a mission request comes in to request Sakura Haruno to assist with improving Suna’s medical facilities, no one anticipated the additional plea from the Kazekage. The enclosed S-Rank mission request simply reads: “Sakura Haruno must do everything in her power to ensure that Akasuna no Sasori does not defect from Sunagakure, including using her knowledge of their soulmate bond to her advantage.”
Assigned to Suna under false pretenses, Sakura soon discovers that her mission to keep Sasori loyal is complicated by their soulmate connection. Torn between her duty and her growing feelings, Sakura must decide what matters more: the mission or the ones she loves.
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- Part 1 of The Marked Connection
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It was just another typical day in the Akatsuki, filled with explosions, arguments, and a whole lot of chaos.
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The first time he sees her, he doesn't really see her.
So why can't he stop thinking about her, and her stupid birthmark?