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“Is this some sort of sick joke?! What the fuck do you mean I’m being deported? To Brazil of all places? I’ve never even been to Brazil!”, Kiba shouted.
“Inuzuka Kiba. This is not a joke. You are being ordered to leave the Land Of Fire. Immediately. To Brazil.”, The Anbu member stated.
“But why?! What did I even do?!”, Kiba yelled.
“According to the Brazilian Government you seem to have come here illegally.”, The Anbu member said.
“How the fuck does the Brazilian Government even know me?!”, Kiba exclaimed.
“Well, we must follow through, come along or we’ll have to use force.”, The Anbu Member commanded.
“Wait! Please! Let me speak! I was born and raised in Konoha why are you doing this?!”, Kiba pleaded.
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The Uchiha men are powerful. Hearing their names would make the adversaries quake in fear. They run an empire, ruling it with an iron fist.
Despite that, they’ve been defeated. Yes, defeated by their wives. They found themselves kicked out their own homes. With nothing else to do they find themselves drinking in Fugaku’s man cave.
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- Part 1 of Keeping Up With The Uchihas
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Kakashi completely misses the assignment where his team of genins have to prove that they can be adequate parents by taking care of a bag of flour for 24 hours. There is still time to make it up!
Seems easy right?
Kakashi thinks that his team doesn't stand a chance, especially if Naruto and Sasuke are the ones in charge of watching the bag of flour. At least Kakashi hopes that things do not go well for them because he has a bet to win.
After the many shenanigans that is the co-parenting force of Naruto and Sasuke does this flour baby stand a chance?
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Naruto blinked as his ANBU guard materialized around him in a defensive formation.
“What-“
“HEY! OLD-MAN! WHATS WITH ALL THE-“
“NARUTO!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DISRESPECTING THE LORD THIRD? SHAAANARO!”
“Ma-Ma, must you be so loud?”
“T’ch. Idiot”
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One Knuckleheaded Glutton by Bonesboy15
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Jul 2025
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Born a human, died a Jinchuriki, and changed to something after that. This was all that damned Fox's fault, Naruto was sure of it. Well, it could be worse. He could've woken up in Pride as a Sinner, been damned by the Holy Spirit and His forces for things against his control. Weirdly enough, that's not what happened. What actually happened was – Ooh! Cotton Candy!
MUUUUCH Further ahead on FF
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In an ancient kingdom shaped by the worship of the Sun and the Gods, Naruto is a rare Omega secretly raised in the sacred desert temples, hidden from the eyes of the world due to his dangerously desirable nature. Trained as an oracle, consecrated to the goddess of fertility, everything changes when he is discovered by the new Pharaoh and chosen: Uchiha Sasuke, a feared, cold Alpha thirsty for power... and perhaps, something more.
On a night marked by gold, incense, and moans broken by pleasure, the fate of a kingdom may change. Because an Omega is never just an object of desire. And Sasuke, despite his heart of stone, will discover that no god is more powerful than love... or need.
𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁 | 𝗘𝗴𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗨 | 𝗔𝗕𝗢 | 𝗦𝗮𝘀𝘂𝗡𝗮𝗿𝘂 | 18+
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Never in his dead life did Namikaze Minato ever think he would hear the words "here comes the choo-choo" come out of Hatake Kakashi's mouth, and not only did it come out of his mouth, he said it to Naruto while feeding him ramen. In public. Cursed, he decides. The world without him is cursed.
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Naruto turns to Kurama with a frown. “Did we actually die, or did we come back in time?”
Kurama stares at him. “How the fuck would I know?”
“I dunno,” Naruto responds, sarcastic enough to cut, “how the fuck do you know anything about nuclear fusion?”
The fox glances away haughtily. “I’m allowed to have hobbies.”
Kushina huffs, drawing his attention. “This is your fault, isn’t it?”
Kakashi rolls his eyes. “It’s funny that you think I’ve ever had any kind of control over the way your son behaves.”
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Catsuke was supposed to be a comfort pet. A quiet companion while Sasuke was away. Naruto didn’t mean to adopt a possibly magical, moody feline with Uchiha-level judgment and a fox boyfriend who may or may not be a spirit beast.
Three months later, the cat gives birth. The fox moves in. And Sasuke comes home to find himself listed on an adoption form and halfway to grandparenthood.
Or: Naruto adopts a cat he names after Sasuke. The cat turns out to be pregnant. The fox never leaves.
Love was not the plan. Domestic disaster was.Sasuke calls it cursed. Naruto calls it family.
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Team 7 is back together! Back in time! But something is wrong.. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
11 May 2025
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Team 7 dies after Naruto and Sasuke's arms go to god knows where, but now Kurama fucked around and diddled them a second chance.
This time there gonna fix thing’s on there term’s. How they wanna do it. Which totally doesn't involve leaving the village and messing with danzo and flipping thing’s on its ass.
Currently abandoned! I tend to move on from thing’s easily so ill most likely abandon lots and just return after month’s XD!
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What if Naruto's body was far more compatible with the Kyuubi? (This implies that the seal also bleeds more Kyuubi chakra into Naruto)
Well, this leads to a Naruto with MUCH bigger reserves, faster regeneration, high physical strenght and he's more rational while using Kyuubi's chakra.
(Naruto isn't actually op, he's just slightly better)Series
- Part 1 of Perfect Vessel
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um reencontro inesperado pode fazer sentimentos outrora esquecidos ressurgirem com força total, mas ao mesmo tempo completamente diferentes do que já foram um dia.
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- Part 3 of 📂 ⋆ coleção: pirata (jão)!au
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- Português brasileiro
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- 1,857
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Noelle was dead. She’d died in the arms of her loving parents after having been shot by the man robbing their family music shop.
She was dead, so what the hell was she doing in Naruto as the main characters female counterpart?!
Noelle just wanted her parents, wanted peace, and wanted everybody to stop calling her Naruto!
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- Part 4 of Ai assist!!
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During his confrontation against Madara, Naruto watched the man being betrayed and killed by Zetsu. Before dying, Madara sent Naruto back in time, asking him to undo his mistakes.
Too bad Naruto is about to make a bunch of new ones.
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sixteenth time’s the charm, right? by Randomness_is_my_order
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
03 Mar 2025
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All shinobi were patently insane by mere metric of choosing to be shinobi.
There were no exceptions.
(Hiruzen Sarutobi was barely functional without his smoking pot. Iruka-sensei actually wholeheartedly believed in abstractions like the Will of Fire. Kakashi-sensei had never exhibited one sane behavior in life, probably since he came out of the womb. Tsunade Senju embedded people into walls and floors for mild inconveniences. Jiraiya allowed himself to gain the moniker of “Toad Sage” and took full pride in it. Sakura was delusional enough to think Sasuke could be fixed. Shikamaru stared at clouds for a disturbingly long amount of time. The list went on and on and on—)
And they’d been ninjas for a lot of their lives. That strain of insane wiggling about in their DNA had to have quadrupled by now.
Naruto and Sasuke are stuck in a never-ending loop of reincarnations and for their sixteenth life, they decide to become florists.
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Naruto pointed an accusing finger at him. "Your cat knocked up my cat!"
Silence.
Sasuke blinked. "...And?"
"And?! What do you mean 'and'?! You better take some responsibility!"
Sasuke sighed, rubbing his temple like this was the dumbest conversation he'd ever been a part of. "It’s not my problem that your cat couldn’t resist him."
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What if Sasuke was there when Naruto first met Jiraiya?
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"S-Sasuke-kun... why are you.. with them? What made you like this?"
"You should know the answer to that."
"You're the one who made us *both* like this."
"N-Naruto-kun... you too..?"
Or;
Naruto was done with the Hidden Leaf Village's bullshit and left to join the Akatsuki. Sasuke decided to go with him and do the same thing for reasons he didn't want to admit.
Or;
'The Akatsuki' is just a cover up for what they really are. The 'Sasunaru Fan Club' with Itachi Uchiha as the President.
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- Part 13 of Sasunaru Is The Ship I Will Take To My Grave
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Naruto finally settled down, his life is as peaceful as it can be given the horrors he experienced with his ex boyfriend, Itachi Uchiha, but what happens when the obsessed man comes into his life once again to cause trouble and take over his very being?
English isn't my first language
One shot (for now)
Cross posted on Wattpad
Enjoy (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。 -
Breakaway by STLHero
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
19 Jan 2025
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It was important when a woman married man to ensure that you kept him in the loop in the unlikelihood event of your past coming back to bite you in the ass.
Or Naruto runs away from Konoha after Pain Assault, manages to make a family for herself, only to have her former teammate and mentor trying to drag her back like she was a child and not a grown ass woman.