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“Sasuke!!! Look, I’m doing it” grinned Naruto.
Sasuke smiled as he watched Naruto standing on the water. Since his training with Kakashi doesn’t start til tomorrow, He agreed to accompany Naruto on his training with Ebisu.
He was proud of his boyfriend. Naruto really was making progress as a Shinobi, Sasuke knows that one day, both him and Naruto will become even stronger.
Sasuke looked next to him to see ebisu looking on with wide eyes, seems even Naruto managed to surprise him.
A scream broke Sasuke out of his thoughts as he turned back to see Naruto pointing at something then fell back in the water.
Sasuke turned around to see what Naruto was pointing and saw a strange man with long white hair near the bathhouse.
Ebisu pointed at the man “You there!!! Who are you and what are you doing here. Can’t you see I’m busy training my student”.
Suddenly, the strange man summoned a toad and the toad stuck out its tongue and wrapped it around Ebisu.
The toad lifted Ebisu up and slammed him on the ground, rendering him unconscious. Sasuke watched the whole scene with wide eyes, what the hell just happened.
The strange man tsked and said “Quit making such a ruckus. It won’t do me any good if I get caught”.
Naruto walked over to his knocked out sensei “hey..perv you awake”.
Ebisu didn’t respond.
Naruto bent down “well there’s only one thing to try left” he put his two pointer fingers together and yelled “THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH” then poked Ebisus ass.
“Sasuke!! It didn’t work” said Naruto.
“Hn, the toad really knocked him out then”. Said Sasuke .
Naruto got up and went to stand next to Sasuke. He pointed at the old man “alright geezer, what the hell was that for. This guy was supposed to be training me and you knocked him out”.
Jiraiya said “well he shouldn’t have interrupted my research”.
Sasuke tilted his head in confusion
“Your research?!?!” Said Naruto.
Jiraiya then pulled out a book from his pocket “my research gives me the inspiration and courage to write fascinating novels like this”.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes at the book, he could’ve sworn he’s seen it before. His eyes then widened as he remembered the book that Kakashi was always reading.
Naruto yelled “WHAT!!! YOU WROTE THAT”
Jiraiya grinned “Ah! I see you’ve heard of it”.
“YOU CALL THAT PERVY TRASH A NOVEL. RESEARCH MY ASS, YOUR JUST MAKING EXCUSES TO PEEP ON GIRLS AT THE BATHOUSE YOU PERVERT” yelled Naruto.
Immediately, the girls inside the bathhouse screamed and ran at the mention of a pervert outside.
Jiraiya wailed “NOOOOO!!! MY RESEARCH, WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!”.
“Dirty old man”
Jiraiya scowled “why you little- There’s nothing dirty about it. I need my research to continue writing more novels and-“.
Naruto interrupted “yeah whatever, like we’ll believe that. Who cares about that shit, What about my training”.
“Your Training?”.
“Yeah!!! My standing on water training. Since you knocked my sensei out, you have to train me now” said Naruto.
“Nope. I don’t have time to train a little pipsqueak like you” said Jiraiya.
“COME ON PERVY SAGE”
“WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!”.
Sasuke mentally groaned, seems like Naruto is dead set on having the old man train him.
Naruto clasped his hands together “you know…I actually really liked Makeout Paradise”.
“HAH!! Kids can’t read my books, I saw right through your lie”.
“DAMMIT. JUST TRAIN ME”.
Jiraiya crouched “beat it squirt” then he jumped into the air as wind brushed through Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto had stars in his eyes “WOW!!! That was so cool. I don’t care if he is a pervert, he’s the real deal”.
“Your not gonna let him get away, are you?” Asked Sasuke.
“Nope. Help me convince him teme, pleaseeeee” said Naruto
Sasuke raised a brow “what do I get out of this.
Naruto blushed “I’ll reward you when we go home”.
“Like what?”.
Naruto whispered in his lovers ears. Whatever he said caused Sasuke’s eyes to widen and blush.
Sasuke smirked “then let’s hurry up and find the old man. I plan on taking my time with you tonight”.
Naruto leaped into Sasuke’s arms “your the best teme, I love you”.
Sasuke held him and kissed his forehead “love you too dobe now let’s get going”.
“Right!!”
(5 mins later)
Naruto scowled as he and Sasuke were walking through the village trying find the old man.
“Dammit, where the hell is he?!” yelled Naruto
“He couldn’t have gone that far” said Sasuke.
A scream broke through the air followed by the sound of a slap to the face.
“YOU PERVERT”.
“WAIT GUH-“.
Sasuke side eyed Naruto “I think we found him”.
“Oh boy..”.
A woman walked out of the shop followed by Jiraiya.
“Stay away from me you sick pervert” yelled the woman
“I’m sorry. You have very beautiful soft boob- I mean soft hands” said Jiraiya .
Another slap to the face silenced him as the woman walked back inside the shop.
Naruto whined “first the closet perv, now an even bigger perv. Why can’t I get a decent trainer?”.
Sasuke snorted “you giving up then”.
Naruto grinned “no way. I’ll make him train me”.
Sasuke smirked
“Ouch that stings. The women here are still strong willed, I still like them feisty” said Jiraiya
“A-ha!!! So I take it you’ve been here before” yelled Naruto.
Jiraiya turned around and was faced again with the two brats.
“Huh, you again”.
“I’m surprised they let you run loose around here, you big pervert!!!” Said Naruto
Jiraiya shushed him “could you stop calling me that!!”.
Sasuke mumbled “he’s gotta be kidding”.
Naruto yelled “WELL THEN HOW DO YOU LIKE THE WORD JOKE MISTER, CUZ THATS WHAT YOU ARE. A BIG OLD JOKE”.
Jiraiya picked up Naruto and dropped him inside a big pot. He put the lid on and walked away.
Sasuke gritted his teeth “what the hell was that for!! The least you can do is train him”.
“No can do pipsqueak, see ya” said Jiraiya as he continued to walk away.
Sasuke’s eye twitched. What did that old man just call him?!
Naruto banged inside the pot “HEY!! LEMME OUT YOU OLD COOT”.
Sasuke lifted the lid and helped his lover get out of the pot.
Naruto beamed “thanks teme”.
“Naruto…” Sasuke stated lowly.
Naruto tilted his head “what’s wrong teme”.
Sasuke shot a determined look at Naruto. He could’ve sworn he saw a fire in Sasuke’s eyes.
“We’re gonna get that old man to train you. I don’t give a shit about what he says, I won’t let him turn you away”.
Naruto’s eyes sparkled as he peppered kisses onto Sasuke’s face “awww Sasuke. Let’s do this!!!”.
Sasuke just kissed his lovers forehead and wrapped an arm around him. No way was he gonna let the old man get away with calling him pipsqueak.
(2 minutes later)
Jiraiya was sitting by a log smoking from his pipe “oh what I would give to spend some time with some pretty girls”.
He started giggling as he daydreamed and didn’t notice two figures slowly approaching him.
Shuriken flew towards him followed by the yell of “Fire Style:Phoenix flower Jutsu”.
Jiraiya screamed as he jumped over the log to duck and cover.
“YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY” yelled Naruto.
Naruto and Sasuke jumped onto the log and expected to see Jiraiya on the other side only to be met with a wooden monkey.
“A substitution Justu?! The old man is really good” said Naruto. He was about to run off but a tug on his sleeve stopped him.
“Eh, teme”.
“One sec dobe”.
Sasuke jumped down and kicked the wooden monkey really hard. It poofed and Jiraiya appeared.
“OW! U BRAT, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?”.
Sasuke scowled “For calling me pipsqueak”
Jiraiya scowled and looked towards Naruto “I’ll admit it kid, your not that bad”.
“So that means you’ll train me”.
“Hold it right there. I’ll give ya what you want, but in return, you have to give me what I want” said Jiraiya.
“HUH?!”.
Sasuke raised a brow “and what is it that you want?”.
Jiraiya giggled madly “ you already know what I desire. I like them ripe and luscious with curves, big but not to big. Ya know what I mean. You bring me that and I promise I’ll train you kid”.
“Really!!!”.
“The Toad Sage never lies”.
“All right, stay right here Pervy sage!!! Let’s go teme!!” Naruto grabbed Sasuke’s hand as they ran off while Jiraiya got distracted with two women walking along the trail on the other side.
(With the boys)
*chuckles* “you sure this is what he wants Naruto”
“Absolutely!!!”.
(5 mins later)
Jiraiya was busy talking to the two girls when he was interrupted by the yell of “PERVY SAGE!!! WE’RE BACK”.
“That little runt!!! I told him to stop calling me that”.
Naruto stopped in front of Jiraiya and held up the item he was holding in his arms.
Naruto grinned “look!!! A ripe and luscious one with curves”.
Jiraiya gaped. The kid..brought back..a watermelon. Where’s the women???? Did the kid not understand him?!
Jiraiya looked from Naruto to Sasuke who was smirking at the whole situation. That little shit thought the whole thing was hilarious.
“THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU FOOL” yelled Jiraiya. Yet he still took the watermelon from Naruto and sliced it up from them to eat.
Naruto grinned and started chowing down while Sasuke simply took one for himself.
Naruto leaned back and patted his tummy “man that was good. All right Pervy sage, let’s get to training”.
“No can do”.
“WHAT!!! BUT U SAID-“
“I told you I’d train you if you brought back what I wanted but you didn’t. That it’s, I need to go find me some lovely ladies. No fruits or vegetables but a lady!!” Said Jiraiya.
“A lady, well why did you say so”.
Sasuke paled “dobe don’t do it”.
Naruto made the hand sign as he poofed and turned into a beautiful blonde naked girl.
Jiraiya went wide eyed and immediately nosebleed from the sight in front of him.
Sasuke had a dark look on his face. The old man better not try anything on Naruto or else Sasuke was going to murder him.
“I’m gonna blush if you keep staring at me”.
“WINNER WINNER!!! A PERFECT 10!!!” Yelled Jiraiya.
Naruto groaned ‘so pathetic.
“SHES JUST MY TYPE. WHATS HER NAME. TELL ME TELL ME!!!” Said Jiraiya
Naruto eye smiled “oh it’s nothing really, I call it my sexy Justu”.
“ITS PERFECT, I LOVE IT KID. YOUR A GENIUS”.
Sasuke scowled ‘that’s what all the perverts say about Naruto when they see that Jutsu’.
“So you’ll help me with my training now” said Naruto.
“On one condition”.
Naruto made a “huh” sound while Sasuke simply raised a brow.
“You have to promise, that you’ll stay like that when we trained”.
Sasuke scowled darkly and pulled out a kunai, that’s it the old man’s dead.
Naruto poofed back to normal and yelled “YOU ARE JUST A LOUSY LITTLE PERVERT”.
“IM NOT A LITTLE PERVERT”.
“OH YEAH, THEN TELL US. WHAT ARE YOU EXACTLY?!”.
Jiraiya laughed loudly “I’m a big one!!!”.
Sasuke snapped “like that makes any difference”.
“Okay kid. I’ll train ya. Meet me here again tomorrow, but first tell me your name”.
“Your first, old man”.
Jiraiya grinned “The Toad Sage is merely my disguise. I shall tell you my real identity. From the north to the south, to the east to the west. I am on the legendary Sannin. I am the Great Jiraiya!!!”.
Naruto and Sasuke deadpanned
“Lame!!!” said Naruto
“Was the long intro really necessary” said Sasuke.
“Its for the theatrics. Now its your turn” said Jiraiya.
Naruto grinned “my name is Naruto Uzumaki”.
“Sasuke Uchiha”.
Jiraiya did a lil gasp “the Uchiha?!”.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes “so u know about me”.
Jiraiya nodded “of course I do. Now are you two…”.
Naruto clung onto Sasuke’s arm “we’re teammates. He’s also my boyfriend”.
Jiraiya’s eyes widen as he choked on his spit “b-boyfriend..”.
Naruto smiles “that’s right. He’s the best boyfriend in the world, I love my teme so much”.
Sasuke smirked “then let’s head home Naruto, so I can show you how much I love you”.
Jiraiya sputtered
Naruto giggled as Sasuke grabbed his hand and they started to walk home “see ya tomorrow Pervy sage”.
Jiraiya groaned ‘Minato…Kushina…your son isn’t a little kid anymore. He’s really growing up’
…what has his life become now.