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    After the sudden passing of his best friend, Harry Potter decides he's done with the wizarding world for good.
    Tired, angry and full of spite, Harry packs up his entire life and skips off into the Veil in the vague hope his godfather may still be out there.
    Instead of the family reunion he was craving, Harry finds himself thrust into the world of Tony Stark: genius, billionaire, former playboy (and apparently his soulmate, thanks Death) lying broken on the floor of a Siberian bunker.

    A tale of Love, Revenge, Near-Madness and Healing with a side of Deadpool for flavour. Chaos is having fun with this one.

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    "A PROPER family name?! Who the bloody hell does he think he is?! And to out you like that to the media, to RITA SKEETER of all people, Harry, this is just unforgivable!!" I raged over the morning edition of The Prophet.

    "We all knew he was going to find some way to get back at us, Hermione." Harry mumbled from where he had his head buried into his arms at the kitchen table.

    "But Harry,” I began, but was quickly interrupted.

    "Now, now Kitten, perhaps other members of this household would also like to read the morning paper? And perhaps you burning a hole into it would be counterproductive, yes?" Sirius calmly intoned with a smile, before his face changed into a dark look, "Now, let me see the article for myself." I sighed, and then handed the morning paper over.

    Now on the tapestry is a gold line connecting Hermione to Draco. “ What does it mean?” I asked the room.

    “That’s a soul bond” Narcissa replies. “A soul bond?” Draco repeats.

    “It means you are soulmates” Andromeda answers quietly.

    After the Battle of Hogwarts, many long kept secrets come to light, and Hermione finds out that she isn’t a Granger at all — but a Black.

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    “You don’t have to believe me. I’m sure we’ll see what really happened anyhow.” Fenrir says. “For if I’m right then Lady Magic herself believes that a great injustice has occurred and is trying to set things right.” Fenrir murmurs. There’s silence for a moment before the room goes up in absolute uproar at his statement.

    “What do you mean Lady Magic?”

    “She doesn’t exist!”

    “What the hell is going on?”

    “This isn’t happening, maybe I’m just dreaming.”

    “Let’s hope we wake up!”

    “Enough!” Harry roars, eyes glowing green as he glowers at everyone. The room goes quiet, and they stare with wide eyes at the sixteen year old as he inhales ruggedly, trying to calm himself. “There’s no use bitching about this. It’s clearly happening. All we can do now is sit and wait until Lady Magic shows herself.” Harry says, glaring at anyone that dares open their mouths to protest.

    WATCHING HARRY POTTER (FANON VER. ALONG WITH EVENTS FROM CANON!)

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    The final battle is fought, and the Dark Lord gets captured. The ministry holds a trial for Voldemort, but after his sentencing, he gets hit with the killing curse, but survives. Kingsley had suspected this, as he had received a letter before the trial.

    A letter which tells him that without killing Harry Potter, Voldemort will continue to live. With many problems, Kingsley needs an easy way out just once. Just one easy way.

    So he gets Harry Potter killed.

    Or!

    Harry gets screwed over, and the moment two killing curses hits both Harry and Voldemort, Death gets involved to help its master and its master’s soul bound.

    So, the two of them get thrown into the past, hand in hand, back to Harry’s fourth year.

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    Hey, author here!
    If you see bad grammar, wrongly placed commas or badly written dialogue, no you don’t! Your mind is playing tricks on you!

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    The ritual needed a fresh cut per testing. Orion actually took his wrist in his hand and slit the palm.

    "I, Lord Orion Black do call upon the Family Magicks of the Black Family," intoned the Black Lord, "Test Harrison Potter son of Charlus, and may you deem him worthy."

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    After finally having had enough of Molly Weasley trying to force her into marriage with George Weasley because she gave birth to Fred's twin children, she leaves to find her only remaining blood family in La Push, Washington. What happens when she finds Shifters, Full-blooded Muggle vampires, and a Girl who craves immortality to keep her beauty? It's just another day in the life of Azalea Potter-Black

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    June 5th 1980 Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy welcome the birth of their twins Draco and Nova. 5 years later Nova goes missing from her bed in the middle of the night, never to be seen again.
    Nearly a decade later Hogwarts is thrown into chaos when an incident occurs revealing that muggleborn Hermione Granger isn’t who she thinks she is - in fact she isn’t even a muggleborn at all but a pureblood by the name of Nova Malfoy. The very same that went missing in the middle of the night all those years ago.

    The story follows Hermione Granger aka Nova Malfoy and the rest of the Malfoy family in third person as they struggle with the events that follow Nova's return and her struggle with accepting who she truly is within the Malfoy family.

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    One Harry's first day back at number four Privet Drive after the battle at the Department of Mysteries. Harry finds it strange that his cousin Dudley is being nice to him. Wondering if he had gotten hit by a strange curse and he didn't even know it. Harry follows the now helpful Dudley caring his trunk up to his room. Only for the two cousins to find someone up there already waiting for them.

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    What if the basilisk venom in the second year destroys the horcrux inside Harry Potter. Smart, Powerful Harry Potter. Magical Titan, Rich Harry Potter.

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    Harry thought he had life figured out. He was an Auror, married to the love of his life, Ginny, had one adorable child, and another on the way. But when he receives a summons from Gringotts, claiming he needs to get to the Bank as soon as possible, without telling anyone about it... Let's say his life had been nothing but Velvet Lies, and now he has to swallow the Bitter Truths.

    The biggest one: He isn't Harry Potter and has never been.

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    She had known from the start that it was not true love. Yet, she had married him anyway. Perhaps this was the fates punishing her - a lesson learned, wisdom gained and all that shit... so maybe that accounts for the cheating spouse (soon to be ex), the meddling in-laws, and a new magical bond to content with. But that new fluttering craziness with her heart every time she sees him? It’s not wholly new but in a way it is now that everything is changing.
    Either way, her life is a little (a lot) of a mess right now. She can’t help but think the fates are enjoying this a little too much.

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    Ron and Hermione’s marriage comes to a startling and shattering end but her sassy, snarky lovely Slytherin’s don’t dare let her wallow in misery. They gently (and not so gently) help her heal and put back together her life, as a new bond is fighting to make itself known.

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    After thousands of years of reincarnating, Lilith Potter is back in her original world. But this time she is not alone.
    Vengeance has never looked so sweet and Lilith is ready to rain hell upon those who destroyed her first life. The magical world will never be the same.

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    Harry's name being called from the Goblet has lasting consequences, he nor the school are fully prepared for

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    Once upon a time, a lonely girl met an abused boy. She gave him a birthday card, he gave her Pixie Stix, and they gave each other confidence. Then they met a stray dog and learned of another world, the sort of world that swallowed brilliant girls and orphan boys whole and left only the bones.

    And they decided to Kick. Its. Ass.

    They also kind of got engaged, but they'll sort that out later.

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    Severus makes a vow to protect Harry, it will turn his life upside down and bring forth many revelation.

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    Inspired by The Name in the Fire by NeglectfulVoid

    A name believed to be long since gone was called once more. Bringing with it, heartache, betrayal, anger, grief, fear, hope and love. Harry had always hoped against hope that he had some family out there that wanted him but just didn't know about him. He dreamed that they would somehow find out and whisk him away from the Dursleys and he would have a real family. Even at 14 he wished for that reality, but it was always said be careful what you wish for because you just might get it.

    And Harry…Harry got his wish. He just never in a million years thought that that family he dreamed of would be the Malfoys. Nor that he was apparently a twin!?

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    Certain that he’d been about to die, Harry is mystified to find himself alive and healthy, and somehow in 1981 rather than 1996. Disillusioned to Dumbledore’s meddling in his life, when he discovers his fifteen-month-old self in a basket on the Dursleys’ doorstep, Harry does the only thing he can. He takes the child with him.

    WARNING: This story is a W.I.P. It is not finished. It may never be finished. Updates will be sporadic. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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    After the battle for Hogwarts Harry felt numb, he wanted to be alone. Until a letter from Gringotts asks to meet the saviour and internally he dreads the day. Traitors are uncovered and in a bid to try and make things right Harry is allowed back into the past and his 11 year old body by Death, on the promise to fix things. Now, armed with old memories he begins the fall of the Empire Dumbledore built...but he's not alone.

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    Voldemort gives Draco, Lucius, and Severus to Fenrir. Instead of killing them, Fenrir turns them. On the other side of things, Harry is rescued by Hermione, Remus, and Luna, but are they fast enough to save his life. What happens when these two groups collide.

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    This story started as a series of drabbles, ficlets, and could-have-been-canon scenes beginning in June of 1995 wherein Fred and Hermione slowly become more than friendly acquaintances. Similarly, this fic itself has gradually morphed into much more than that, and certainly more than I had ever intended it to be.

    It’s now 250k+ words of my explaining by example all of the ways that these two could - SHOULD - have been canon, and what that might have looked like if it ran alongside the events of the original books (or most of them, anyway).

    That said, these are significantly darker than canon, and they touch on some of the trauma that was previously brushed over, as well as injecting some where it makes sense to have occurred. There’s plenty of humor and joy, but there’s also a lot of pain that, within the context of the story, has good reason to be felt.

    Regarding the Underage tag, the characters are ages sixteen and eighteen at the first occurrence. If this upsets your sensibilities, this is not the story for you. Especially triggering content will be called out in chapter notes.

    *TAGS AND CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS WILL BE CONTINUALLY UPDATED AS NEEDED UNTIL THIS IS COMPLETE*

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