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[Fanvid] BFG by sabinelagrande
Fandoms: Stargate (1994), Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis
03 Jul 2012
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Proliferation: It's not just for Earth anymore.
A Stargate fanvid set to "Who's Next?" by Tom Lehrer.
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Legacy by orphan_account
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
17 Apr 2017
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Four months after the spectacular failure of Project Insight, Bucky Barnes, once more (mostly) himself, turns to the only people he knows he can trust to help him cut a bloody path through HYDRA: the descendants of the Howling Commandos. The Legacies.
(Or: Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers douche it up with the descendants of the Howling Commandos through Europe and America, blowing shit up. Being a little shit is genetic, apparently.)
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Clint fucked up the mission, he fucked it up pretty bad.
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- Part 19 of OTP and Fanfic Brigade (Prompts galore)
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Levi works at a hotel in which Eren is brought during his school trip. They meet under not-so-favorable circumstances as the teen's schoolmates seem to hate the employee's guts, being all up against him while all the poor protagonists want is to bang.
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Worship in the Bedroom by Anicaruscomplex
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
24 Aug 2016
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Caught in the afterglow of his orgasm, Ellias did not notice the eyes watching him with dark, predatory interest.
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The CEO: Part 1 by orphan_account
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Mar 2016
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An Office!AU that explores the lives of the employees of Kent-Wayne Industries.
Name: Bruce Wayne
Age: 42
Occupation: CEO of Kent-Wayne Industries
Likes: silk sheets, champagne
Dislikes: the media, tactlessness
Number of Days Without a Work-Related Injury: 16
Last Work-Related Injury: Titus ran into him and it made him drop his laptop on his footSeries
- Part 3 of Batman/Superman Office!AU
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Out of the frying pan/into the fire by OscarthegrouchILOVETRASH for rillrill
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, American Revolution RPF
26 May 2016
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George Washington and Alexander Hamilton managed to keep their relationship under wraps and away from the media, even through a successful Presidential campaign.
But the White House has a thousand eyes.
Part of the QPQ Universe.
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- Part 7 of Nightstalker
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January 2, 2016: Elric Sands died of a heart attack after trying out electricity play with his fiancé and Dom, Levi Weeks. March 28, 2016: The case go on trial. Prosecution: District Attorney Thomas Jefferson. Defence: Counsellors Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr.
In which there is a case where every lawyer involved has a conflict of interests, everyone makes choices based on their psyches and circumstances, and those choices have horrible consequences both on themselves and others.
I’m the hero of my story. I’m the villain of yours.
(Modern day courtroom drama AU focused on Jefferson, Madison, Hamilton, Burr, and Sally Hemings. Primarily plot, characterisation, and relationship dynamics with BDSM and sex as vehicles. Mixed with explorations on the complexities of consent, class, and LGBT issues. Subtitled “Slow Motion Five-Car Pile-up.” Please note the tags. Further warnings within.)
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- Part 1 of tempestuous
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It's all a big triangle between the one whose future is basketball, one who tries to maintain a scholarship while making things work out with someone and one who's at anger management after a disastrous lacrosse game
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Taehyung is a reckless driver, and the rest are just along for the ride.
Or, in which Taehyung breaks everything along with himself, and his friends aren't exceptions.
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Atropa Belladonna - (A.K.A Deadly Nightshade)
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Things were not always the way they are now.
Ray had never really done the whole family thing very well, and so when the inevitable happens and he falls in love, the only logical option is to run as fast as he can and take the first exit he sees out of the Fake AH Crew, a squad of trained killers and assassins lead by Geoff Ramsey.
Ryan has other ideas. Revenge is a foul and devious way of murder.
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“Wow, how different. What, the guy gives a half-assed apology and now we’re going to bend over backwards to help him? We can’t trust them!"
“We’re not bending over backwards, we’re just helping,” Keith responds, taking a bite of his food, not looking at Lance. “And we’re not trusting them either.”
Lance glares at him. “Oh, I’m sorry. Am I being mean to your boyfriend?”
Keith chokes on his food, face reddening, and Shiro whacks on his back to help Keith. “What?” Keith yelps.
“Your bounty hunter boyfriend, that’s what. You were lecturing me about Nyma before we knew they were gonna steal our lions, but now you and Rolo are suddenly chummy.”
Or, in which Pidge, Hunk, and Allura have the grand idea of getting Keith and Lance together by making Lance jealous
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Pardon my French by Stellalana for Aki_The_Shiftless, forlornTimekeeper, DragonSilk, LunarTwilight
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh!
02 May 2017
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You transferred to Domino University to start a new chapter, completely changing your major and your goals in life, and moving 7,000 miles away from your home in the States. When you ended up paired up for a group project with The World's Biggest Killjoy on the first day, you were dismayed to find that you found him equally intolerable as he was interesting, and resolved to make the best out of the next three months with the hotshot president of Kaiba Corp.
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- Part 1 of Insufferable
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Key Dorrikey and the Valley of Fire by chancellorxofxtrash for Immicolia
Fandoms: ヴぁんぷ! - 成田良悟 | Vamp! Series - Narita Ryohgo
28 Feb 2017
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Is there any better way to run away from your emotions, than to bury yourself in a string of weird murders?
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- Part 1 of The Case Files of Key Dorrikey
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Red and Sans are roommates, and they're so similar that they tend to drive each other completely insane. So guess who works out a deal?
Friends with benefits, no-strings-attached sex, I'm sure absolutely nothing bad will happen, right, guys?Official Arc 1 cover by Becky on Tumblr!
Official Arc 2 cover by Ganz on Tumblr! (contains spoiler)Covers also here by gallifreyan-pal and here by theamazingtrixy!
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- Part 2 of Free To Us
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He longed for death but would not inflict wounds upon himself lest the act redeem him of the very thing he ran from. Then and now. So he threw himself against the worst, the horrifying, and gruesome in vain attempts to meet his demise by the hand of some no name in a dirty alley. Left to rot and violated by rats.
But they all failed. Each time a new corpse hit the ground by his hand his chest swelled too tightly. Nobody was as grounded and disciplined as a Shimada. Pride threatened him even when he left the very thing he had striven to be. They were simply incapable, and Hanzo Shimada did not tolerate weakness. -
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There are rumors of a hermit living on the uninhabited island off the Conomi mainland's coast. Arlong isn't going to let them live so close to Arlong Park without paying their dues. He's absolutely hellbent on making humans pay for what they've done. Yet when he comes face-to-face with the hermit, things don't go as planned.
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- Part 1 of Hellbent
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The team decides to do one last dinner before Memphis leaves for Lyon, or rather they decide that Henrikh should cook them one last dinner before Memphis leaves for Lyon. Chaos ensues when half of Henrikh's cooking supplies go missing, because apparently no one other than him know how grocery stores work.
Well Carrick does. If only he wasn't overlooked for the job he was perfect for yet again.
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Integra Hellsing is 700% done with her douchebag coworker Alucard Tapes because he won't stop stealing her parking spot!
OR: You drive a massive car and steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no you’re hot AU
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Juno Steel and the problem of sharp teeth on beautiful faces by It has Teeth (Jensee), Unicorn (Jensee)
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
06 May 2020
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Juno Steel is twenty-three and freshly unemployed when he meets the Kanagawa twins. There would probably be a line to be made about going off script with what happens next, but on second tought, it does align pretty well with Juno's shitty record.
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- Part 1 of Bad Decisions
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“Three weeks,” Derek says.
“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.
“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…
“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“
“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”
“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.
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“And this is it?” he points at the first girl. “I saw you in first period, you barely bothered to catch any of the balls you were tossed. I’m pretty sure you spent more time on your cell.”
The girl rolls her eyes, and looks completely unashamed of the fact she had her phone out in class. Derek knows Finstock would have stepped on it.
“And you,” he points at the second girl, taller and with eyes that meet Derek’s coolly. “You can’t throw anything worth half a damn. And what are you,” he points at the boy, trying not to look him in the eye, and failing. “A hundred and fifty pounds wet?”
The boy smirks at him, and Derek looks resolutely away. He’s now desperately trying not to picture him wet.
"I can't work with this."
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It Takes a Child to Teach a Village by Plantsandpaints
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Jul 2020
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Life doesn't always go the way you want it to. Sometimes it just throws you in a garbage can and lights the garbage can on fire and laughs as you scream in agony. And all you can do is tell yourself that it'll be okay. That you'll be okay. And sometimes you're right and you wake up the next morning to a wonderful day full of sunshine and rainbows and singing birds and you start living life in a damn Disney movie.
Other times you're wrong. The cycle just continues. Maybe Life adds lighter fluid next time. Or fills the bottom of the can with dead fish. And it's up to you to get up off your sorry ass and do something to fix your life because it is clear that you're basically alone. When there's no hero coming to save you, you're forced to save yourself. Be your own hero.
Izuku decides the best way to be a hero is to be a teacher.
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Torchwood Three is blackmailed into accepting a London agent into their midst, and they're not happy about it. Meet Ianto Jones, friendly archivist who's trying to figure out who he is and find a place in Cardiff.
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Torchwood Three is blackmailed into accepting a London agent into their midst, and they're not happy about it. Meet Ianto Jones, friendly archivist who's trying to figure out who he is and find a place in Cardiff.
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Adrien and Marinette have been best friends since they were young, but as Adrien grew older he started to become more of a player. Seeking interest in every girl that wasn't Marinette. As Adrien starts to notice that Luka has bit of an interest in Marinette, he begins to start growing jealous.
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One Punch Deku by NPGamer11
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 May 2025
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Izuku got beaten up for saving someone. By the one who was supposed to be his friend. No one helped him. Ever. And laying under that tree, beaten up, he came to a gruesome realization. The realization gave him the drive to chase his dreams past the limit of men! Go beyond! PULS ULTRA! OP! Izuku. OOC! Izuku. Now has TV Tropes page.
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Bookmarked by Dual_Deku (Qweg21)
06 Dec 2021
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I want to know WHY! Why did the Author write this?! The Author worked hard, and the writing quality is good. The characters behave consistent to their described personalities and motivations. But this is lengthy story is rarely fun, or pleasant, and their is no light just around the corner.
No one except All Might, Nejire, Ryuko, & Mirio even seem to be a good person, let alone an upstanding pillars of society.
And just when the story explicitly states precisely how inhuman this completely alone, perpetually suffering, betrayed by society Midoriya has become
( described in the last fight of the Sports Festival )
Then, just in case the reader was in any way enjoying any aspect of this… their is a unique revelation (plot twist) regarding Midoriya’s Family.
That is in Chapter 17 - 52,000 words into this story.
And it seems to be implied that Midoriya feels responsible for the hard fought, serious injuries on both sides battle at Kamino Ward. Hopefully Nejire talks Izuku out of unreasonable guilt in the next chapter, but it also seems clear that a fight, or ridiculous artificially dramatic pain, against the hero commission is also coming.
Meanwhile this version of society, has U.A. as a High School & 1 on 1 fighting at sports festival, so training of child soldiers, plus the masses baying as the child soldiers beat the shit out of each other ( that is Canon Compliant, but still sucks balls), plus massive Quirkless Discrimination and No One is speaking out on their behalf… not even the amazing Quirkless Hero in Training or Nedzu, who wants Izuku to stop suffering and having 0 faith in anyone. Not All Might who accidentally hammered the final nail in the coffin used to bury Izuku’s happiness and humanity.
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Tom is trapped in a marriage with the witch, Merope Gaunt, but he's determined to make the best of it, even if that means hurting others along the way.
Bookmarked by summer164
23 Jan 2022
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Onbch 5
Ch3 .holding tkm histha
“Not at all, John. Serve us, Merope. It’s time to sup.” Tom grins wide.
The potion worked. It was like nothing that had just transpired had happened at all, and if Tom didn’t still feel that lingering anger, he’d almost believe that it hadn’t. As for John, he seemed to have gotten over his initial repulsion to Merope’s homely appearance and was able to meet her gaze and make polite conversation with her. She was an eager listener as he went on about his dreams for his future.
Ch 4 “Nothing ‘went wrong’ with me, father. Merope has her uses, and I will bleed her dry of said uses. She means nothing to me but a tool to better the Riddle legacy.” Tom explained, meeting his father’s harsh gaze.
“The Riddle legacy? Since when did you care about that?”
“Since I’ve decided to follow in your footsteps.”
His father scoffed, unconvinced. “We’ll discuss this after dinner. In the meantime, why don’t you explain yourself to your mother.”
Ch 7 Merope never did get that list.
But it didn’t matter anymore. She knew they would all be ministry-approved healers, and she would just face the same scrutiny from them as she did from Healer Shugri.
It didn’t escape Merope that she didn’t treat her wounds and instead reported her for “dark magic.”
Marvolo forbidding taking Morfin to St. Mungo’s all those years ago made sense to her now.
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Pure chaotic Robin energy.
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Being in space was hard. Not just the fighting and the war part. But, just, everything. Everything is hard and Lance feels like he’s breaking apart. Everything is getting harder and harder and he just wants someone to see him.
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5 times someone caught Lance crying and 1 time they noticed.