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    A bad first date ends up being the best that Stede's ever had.

    (Remix of dimsimkitty's First Dates)

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    English
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    2,092
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
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    24
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    2
    Hits:
    159
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    A story about changing and growing, and becoming the kind of people you’re supposed to be as you get older. Oh, that’s the nice way to put it the story about fighting and fucking and all the complicated problems that arise with you and your committed partner are bad people and you meet other bad people and maybe also one day you can become better people.

    Story about Jack, Ed, Anne, Mary, and Stede as they start to become people and have a lot of sex.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    2
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    3
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    105
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    “Maybe I should wear that nightgown when the handyman arrives to fix the shutter, though.”

    Ed pulls back, frowning. “What? Why?”

    Stede smiles reassuringly. “Well, to barter for his services instead of paying him, of course! Can’t hurt,” he adds, biting his lip to keep from laughing when Ed bristles at that. Oh, enough teasing. “I think it’d work on Jeff the handyman, don’t you?”

    Ed blinks at that. “Jeff the handyman?” He hums in thought, nods, then shifts closer again. “Not sure if Jeff’s so easily seduced, though. He prefers to get paid rather than exchange favours. He needs the money.”

    In which Ed is Jeff the local handyman and Stede opens the door to the inn in a sexy nightgown and robe.

    Language:
    English
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    7,924
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,170
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    Stede and Ed met in Helsinki, in Speak, Easy and Free
    Over a year after they've moved in together, in Wellington, Stede inherits a legacy from his grandmother.
    But in order to receive his inheritance, he must first travel around the world...
    What will he learn about himself by the end of his journey? And how might his relationship with Ed grow as a result?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,876
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    215
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    Stede and Ed met in Helsinki, in Speak, Easy and Free
    Over a year after they've moved in together, in Wellington, Stede inherits a legacy from his grandmother.
    But in order to receive his inheritance, he must first travel around the world...
    What will he learn about himself by the end of his journey? And how might his relationship with Ed grow as a result?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,669
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    176
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    Summary

    Stede and Ed met in Helsinki, in Speak, Easy and Free
    Over a year after they've moved in together, in Wellington, Stede inherits a legacy from his grandmother.
    But in order to receive his inheritance, he must first travel around the world...
    What will he learn about himself by the end of his journey? And how might his relationship with Ed grow as a result?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,864
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    211
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    Summary

    Stede and Ed met in Helsinki, in Speak, Easy and Free
    Over a year after they've moved in together, in Wellington, Stede inherits a legacy from his grandmother.
    But in order to receive his inheritance, he must first travel around the world...
    What will he learn about himself by the end of his journey? And how might his relationship with Ed grow as a result?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,745
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    195
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    Summary

    Thursday, 22 September 2033: Stede and Ed's wedding day is upon them... Their fifth wedding!
    They wake in the morning, and it's raining.
    Will their plans be derailed?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,372
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    450
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    Summary

    Blackbeard the band is playing three nights in London, with support act T&A (Anne and Mary's band).
    There's jealousy, emotions, memories, swirling all about Stede and Ed as they navigate being famous and growing old (and needing glasses)...

    Or,
    Three times they take it slow and one time they don't....

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,519
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    659
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    Vignettes of Ed & Stede's time as co-innkeepers.

    Ed had a habit of talking for the sake of it because long silences made him nervous and Stede took great delight in kissing him during those moments. Stede fussed with everything like they didn’t need to rebuild the shack from the ground up and Ed adored sitting on the floor cross-legged while listening to him ramble on about interior design (even though all Ed remembered is how Stede’s eyes sparkle when he’s excited). It was easy to bask in the absolute glow of true love without anyone else around.

    playlist

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,835
    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2,041
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    Summary

    As he takes in Stede’s wedding outfit, one word echoes throughout Ed’s mind as his executive functioning goes offline: kilt.

     

    Kilt kilt kilt kilt kilt.

     

    Stede is wearing a fucking kilt—it’s in a blue and green plaid, stopping an inch above his knees. His shapely calves were encased in tall white socks. He’s wearing a black formal jacket that emphasizes his broad torso. And he’s even wearing the little leather pouch thingy that people wear with kilts.

    Stede smiles sweetly at Ed and does a little twirl. “What do you think?” he asks coyly.

    What does Ed think? He thinks that if it were up to him, he and Stede would never make it out of this hotel room and to this stupid wedding.

    ~~~~~

    Stede wears a kilt to a wedding he's in and is an entire menace about it; his boyfriend Ed is predictably incredibly horny about it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,949
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    Summary

    Stede’s hot, and his very queer audience has noticed. This is fine. It’s what Ed expected to see. He can relate, after all.

    Ed should stop scrolling there.

    He does not.

    ~~~~~

    Ed's in love with his best friend, Stede--and once he starts becoming famous, so is the entire internet, and Ed's hot and bothered about it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,118
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    331
    Kudos:
    463
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    8,992
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    “You throw your hair up and wear these skimpy little outfits, then you get on stage to sing with your band. In what universe would I not want to fuck you in your dressing room?”

    Ed performs in a skirt and makes Stede watch. But he can be so well-behaved, he promises.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,323
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1,431
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    “We don’t all have to twist into pretzels.”

    A line appeared between Ed’s brows. “Didn’t say you did.” He shook the blanket out over their laps, and Stede moved aside the hands he’d clasped before him, without unknotting his fingers.

    He returned his hands to his lap, over the blanket, all too aware that he looked as though he was posed for a job interview or a talk with the principal, rather than someone settling in at home in their pyjamas to watch a rom com.

    But he’d always sat this way.

    Ed reached over and picked up the remote from where Stede had set it beside him. “As long as you’re comfy."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,230
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    444
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    Ed thinks bachelor auctions are dumb. Until Stede Bonnet comes up for bids during the most chaotic bachelor auction imaginable, that is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,438
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    244
    Kudos:
    348
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3,961
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    Now he met Ed’s gaze and, doubting his own skill even after all this time, tried to inject a bit of heat into his own expression. “I meant...we’ve been apart quite a bit.”

    “Have we? We spend every day together, and—”

    “Ed, you haven’t come inside me since June!”

     

    Or, the one where Stede wants.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,215
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    Summary

    If Stede and Ed forgot who they were, and met all over again, would they still fall in love?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,048
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    865
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    Summary

    Stede gasped as he touched it. Something in him relaxed and he leaned in to kiss Ed himself this time. Tangling his hand in his hair and bringing the other one up to hold his head. He was so hungry for Ed and never had the real permission to sate it. This was heavenly. Ed was an angel and this was heaven. There was no other explanation.

    Ed kissed back hungrily. Wrapping his hands around his back. He was going to enjoy playing with this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,243
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    715
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    Stede looks up at Ed for a long moment as if trying to read something from his face. Finally, he nods and reaches up to touch the strip of skin revealed by the shirt, and runs his finger up it to rest at the base of Ed’s neck. “There is something else, actually. You’re such a pretty wench—I want to know if you taste as delicious as you look.”

    Aw yeah, now they’re getting to the good shit. “Whatever you like, sir. It’s my job to see to your every need tonight.”

    Stede pushes the table away from his body a bit and then sits back in the chair. “Come here. On my lap,” he commands in what Ed has now mentally dubbed the Sex Voice. It’s even hotter than the Captain Voice—it’s somehow more confident but less loud, as it’s pitched for only Ed to hear.

    -----

    Ed turns the tables by wearing the slutty shirt; soft dom Stede makes his debut.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,612
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2,909
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    Stede's birthday is coming up and all he really wants is a pirate themed party. His boyfriend thinks he's being childish and stupid. The handsome stranger in the cake aisle disagrees.
    ~~~~~
    “Pirates, is it?”

    “Please don’t tease. I really don’t think I can handle any more ridicule today.”

    “Shit, no I didn’t mean it like that. I’m a bit of a pirate nerd myself. Can I show you something?” He began unbuttoning his dress shirt before Stede could form the words to answer.

    “What are you doing?” he started to ask, trailing off quickly as his mouth went dry at the sight of the man’s bare chest where he had pulled his undershirt all the way up. Stede was too distracted to finish speaking by the overall impression: a canvas of ink covered skin, muscular and soft in all the right places, a tantalizing trail of dark hair leading Stede’s eyes down, down…

    Fuck. Focus, Bonnet.

    He dragged his focus back to the inked images which were surely the point of this man’s public indecency.
    ~~~~

    (Mary to Ed, some time later):
    “So, do you throw personalized birthday parties for all of your patrons, or just the ones you show your tits to in the grocery store?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,664
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    472
    Kudos:
    1,317
    Bookmarks:
    280
    Hits:
    14,070

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