7 Works in Drunk Lambert (The Witcher)
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"Move to Novigrad they said. City of opportunity they said. Better than some backwater where everyone dies before they see 30 winters. Free city in the midst of war. Fucking safe haven they said!
Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit!"
(Will I ever finish a fic before starting a new one? Survey says NOPE! Enjoy the chaos dear reader.)
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No one had heard from Lambert in days. Coën was the only one able to go looking for him.
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- Part 3 of Fighters by Our Trade
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Drink Stupid Prizes by FilthyPagan for Panur
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
28 Dec 2021
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5 times the witchers drink a *Questionable Substance* and 1 time they think better of it.
Or rather, 1 time where Vesemir knows better and 5 times he learns his sons were idiots.
Inspired by a comment from Panur on my last fic, A Lesson In Perspective.
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“Damn it, Lambert,” Vesemir muttered, “what did you put in that booze?”
“Wart Root! And Black Mold,” Lambert announced.
Geralt and Eskal stared at him.
“Oh,” Eskal said. “Oh, we’re fucked.”
Geralt watched the liquor swirling in his cup. “Hm.”
“And you drank it.” Vesemir shook his head. “Tell me your senses serve you better on the path.”
There was just a little too much hesitation before the chorus of “…Well-”
A familiar feeling dawned on Vesemir. “This isn’t the worst of it, is it.”
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- Part 1 of Drink Stupid Prizes
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The gods' damned bottle is empty.
He tosses it carelessly away from him, disgusted with it’s betrayal.“Lambert?” the bottle asks him. Wait, no, not the bottle. That sounded like the bard Geralt drags with him everywhere. Lamber squints, willing the trees to be still long enough that he can locate the voice.
Or; Lambert isn't sad, he is drunk, and he doesn't need a hug, except that he does. Not confusing at all, right?
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Watching The Fires Burn by Zakodia
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
05 Apr 2021
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After the Battle of Kaer Morhen Lambert isn't sure where his place truly is, or if he has anyone left. Geralt and Eskel do their best to take care of him and show him who his family is and what they would do for him.
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For The Witcher Flash Fic Week 6!
Lambert goes out drinking and overestimates how much he can handle in a night.
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- Part 1 of Witcher Kink Bingo
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Wolves' Hangover by KitsuneBlake
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
11 Jan 2017
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What's worse than a drunk witcher? Two drunk witchers. But you know...trouble comes in threes.
Warning: This story contains elements from the books and the game, and takes place before "Blood of Elves".