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Toss a Coin to Your Witcher by MoonlitDesertDreams
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
05 Jun 2025
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After Geralt slays the Harpy flock that's been terrorizing a village, the locals throw a celebration.
Jaskier and yourself are happy to participate, though it takes some convincing for your Witcher to enjoy it. -
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Set in the Witcher 3 timeline, this is a self-indulgent one-shot following Geralt on his journey to the city of Novigrad where he tangles himself up with a mysterious half-elf who captures the Witcher's interest in more ways than one...
TW: Listed in tags! Most will be relevant in later chapters but please read through just in case!
This will be slow to update,....- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,686
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
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So What Did You Get up to This Year? by Tharapita
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
24 Jan 2025
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Winters at Kaer Morhen are mostly filled with repairing the barely-clinging-on castle and just recovering from the year on the Path. And readying themselves for the next year. But it gets dark early, and the nights are long and cold alone. Especially when, that far up in the Kaedweni mountains, the blizzards roll in and even a Witcher has to stay inside by the fire or freeze to death. And, well, what's a group of men to do when confined inside to sit beside the fire? They tell stories of course.
The four remaining Wolf Witchers sit together and tell each other a story from their year.
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Yuletide Joyride by FanfaresandFlowers
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Dec 2024
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Close to the start of the pass up to Kaer Morhen is a town. Any Wolf witcher unlucky enough to make it to the pass only after the snows have already started strands there until they can figure out a new plan for the winter.
The snow, it turned out, had come early that year, and a handful of frozen witchers ends up sticking around long enough to enjoy the Yuletide festivities.
Yennefer had not planned to spend the Yuletide at the foot of the Blue Mountains just for the chance to run into Geralt, and if she had she’d never admit to it- not outright, at least. -
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𝕴𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖆 𝕲𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖇𝖊𝖛 was not accustomed to being shown mercy. In fact, her kindness was commonly met with unmerited vituperation. The moment speculation laced her village, every square inch was stained vermillion- the echo of her name unleashing fear and hatred. She was beyond aware that she'd never find reason to salvage what the townspeople had done to her reputation. They were always so quick to violence-- Despite their willingness to humiliate her in public, many were healed behind closed doors as they searched for relief within the home of an angel with stained hands. To be discovered would result in instant exile, but hope still remained for she always believed in fate. And fate would have it that within her banishment, she would find clemency at the hands of a witcher undeterred by her violent crimes.
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Witchers life by mrgrimjaw
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Sep 2024
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The famous Geralt of Rivia takes Naruto in Naruto have fight monsters and get political sceames.
Naruto harem
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The Color of Fortune by Silvermind
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher
13 May 2024
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After breaking up with Keira a year ago, Lambert is down on his luck, with few coins and even fewer prospects. Dreading what the Path may yet bring him, he seeks solace in the company of a new friend who shares his love of getting drunk. They meet in Oxenfurt when Lambert returns from a terrible job, ready to have a bender. His plans are thwarted by a surprise encounter with a stranger who drops a lucrative contract in his lap. Although the deal sounds too good to be true, the witcher dares to challenge his run of misfortune and agrees. Little does he know that he will get more than he bargained for.
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Celda Nilfgaardiana (Geraskier) by Monkey_69
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
03 Apr 2024
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La intención de Jaskier nunca fué pisar sangre Nilfgaardiana, de hecho, no pretendía encontrarse con nadie en su camino, ahora su espalda pagaba el precio con azotes, una horrible comida y asquerosas labores en una celda Nilfgaardiana.
¿Lo peor? En su vientre una mancha acrecentaba, producto de la travesura de un Djinn.
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The fall of the Manticore School. by Shadowed_one
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Oct 2023
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She was trying so hard to uphold her end of the contract in a home that no longer the same place she once knew. With hope for the Manticore School she left a ratty book for the man she knew was the grandmaster.
Reading a book leads to unexpected side effects and throwing Kaer Morhen into chaos.
A whole school dead at once! Eskel had to hold back his panic, until he knew more details.
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- Part 8 of Book sprite.
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Y/N x Gaunter o'Dim by pszczolka
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
17 May 2023
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Fanfiction pisany jest dla przyjaciółki.
Wiele scen erotycznych, fantastyki i kobiet biznesu.
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Requests From Tumblr by CapNstuff
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), WandaVision (TV), The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types, Stranger Things (TV 2016)
16 Apr 2023
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These are the requests I get from my Tumblr account (sunflowersteves).
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- Part 1 of Requests From Tumblr
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Wassail, wigilia, and mistletoe by GhostlyIndigo for Wander_Seeker
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
24 Dec 2022
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Vesemir wakes up to a surprise in his tub, a bowl filled with a spiced Yuletide drink in the kitchen, a decorated tree, and the grand hall's windows and doors decorated with holly and mistletoe. The story his hungover pups tell him about their night of festive drinking is worthy of a ballad.
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Merlot In My Crosshairs by Parabellumlibrarium
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Original Work
19 Dec 2022
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As if 2020 AD didn't get strange enough from events such as forest fires, the threat of World War 3, and the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, an interdimensional portal opened up on a small private military compound in Volksdenz, Germany. Throwing everyone and everything within it's premises to the verdant rolling hills of Toussaint prior to Geralt's arrival in the duchy. Armed with modern weaponry, technology, and cutting-edge wit, will these newcomers be an ally of Toussaint? Or an even greater threat than the Beast of Beauclair lurking about?
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Cat by Anonymous
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
27 Jun 2022
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Lambert truly wasn't sure how he wound up saving, paralyzed, saved, and chasing all due to one person, and a Witcher at that. One whose kind was supposed to be long dead.
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That's the one caveat of inviting the bees to live in Kaer Morhen.
Whatever magic the hive possesses cause the Witcher medallions to buzz constantly. Not in an alarming way but low, and comforting, as though they're all members of the swarm.
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The Fighter And The Bard In Training by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
03 May 2022
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After years together, Eskel finally decides it is time for you and your children to meet his side of the family. You two had only put it off until your youngest was old enough to handle the travel but since arriving at the keep, you didn’t know why you didn’t bring them along sooner. They loved it.
Or, “Can I please request an Eskel x reader where he brings his lady back to Kaer Mohren with her two kids?”
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Inspired by @/AdriansPoison on Twitter by this special post :: geralt deserves to get his nipples pierced. as a treat. a drunken treat maybe but a treat nonetheless.
A drunk arm wrestle ends in piercings for the white wolf
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You Die Today, Motherfucker by Leurach
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Nightmare of the Wolf
08 Jan 2022
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Blaire is a badass witcher with anger issues from our universe, hunting monsters we only hear in myths and legends. She loves this modern world where magic and magical beings are kept hidden from humans. She is in for a rude awakening when she is abruptly torn from this world and goes back to her origins, to the world where witchers were created.
Vesemir meets his match when he meets this hot-headed, sarcastic, at times overly violent woman in Oxenfurt. Will she be too much for him? Will he follow her to the ends of the Earth? Or even into a new universe? What happens when Vesemir is torn from his world and thrust into one he never could have imagined?
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Drink Stupid Prizes by FilthyPagan for Panur
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
28 Dec 2021
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5 times the witchers drink a *Questionable Substance* and 1 time they think better of it.
Or rather, 1 time where Vesemir knows better and 5 times he learns his sons were idiots.
Inspired by a comment from Panur on my last fic, A Lesson In Perspective.
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“Damn it, Lambert,” Vesemir muttered, “what did you put in that booze?”
“Wart Root! And Black Mold,” Lambert announced.
Geralt and Eskal stared at him.
“Oh,” Eskal said. “Oh, we’re fucked.”
Geralt watched the liquor swirling in his cup. “Hm.”
“And you drank it.” Vesemir shook his head. “Tell me your senses serve you better on the path.”
There was just a little too much hesitation before the chorus of “…Well-”
A familiar feeling dawned on Vesemir. “This isn’t the worst of it, is it.”
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- Part 1 of Drink Stupid Prizes
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The Witcher - One Shots by Just_another_fanfic
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Oct 2021
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You whore your way across the continent. Chapters are independent of each other.