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  1. 79

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    God does not agree with Aziraphale’s decision to come back to heaven. She shows him his mistakes and sends him back home.

    But is there still a home to go back to? Can Crowley forgive him or will it be too late.

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  3. 8

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    The human idea of genders has always been hard to understand for Crowley. When he was first sent up to Earth from hell and started living in human societies he had to pick one.

    Just pick one, it's not that hard. But as Crowley learned, it's not a choice he can make once and be happy with it forever.

     

    Crowley struggling with his gender through the ages. Featuring a very confused angel who is just trying to be supportive.

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    I see your “Aziraphale and Castiel would never hang out because Azira is high maintenance and Cas is working class” and raise you “Azira delights in getting Cas to try new and fancy foods.”

    Oh, but “Cas says everything tastes like molecules.” You fools. It's bold of you to assume that Aziraphale wouldn’t allow Cas to taste food without meaning to because he is excited about sharing his love of food with someone else.

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    This was supposed to be a brief history of the umbrella, Ineffable style. It was also supposed to be pure fluff.

    I have no idea how that 1941 post-church scene got into the history of the umbrella. I swear it's not my fault.

    Mild CW for indirect references to mustard gas, panic attacks, and the Holocaust, but I promise this is MOSTLY happy, and it should leave you feeling warm and fuzzy.


    By the time Crawley became Crowley, he had a collection of objects he had made by hand, in times and places all over the world, all with the hope of someday pretending it was his wing that he was holding over Aziraphale. He hadn’t been able to do so with any of them, but that was hardly going to stop him from trying.

    Crowley’s Roman parasol eventually joined the rest of his collection of Things Intended to Give Aziraphale Shelter, Which Have Never Done Their Job. It was a very impressive collection.

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    Prince Aziraphale, the Seventh Prince of Hell, Lord of the Octopuses, and Demon of Collecting Stuff has been sent to Earth to make some trouble where he meets Crowley, an ordinary angel assigned to do the dirty work of thwarting the Adversary. Well, the Adversary's Representative.

    Crowley, Angel of the Ninth Choir of the Malachim, third from the last row, five over from the end and who does not have a flaming sword is in way over his head as he tries to do his job while being courted by two Princes of Hell.

    Adventures through time and underwater in the ocean! The first three stories are complete.

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    How A.Z. Fell Books came to be run by Ms Astoreth Crowley, her ward Warlock, and Mr Fell's nibling Muriel.

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  8. 87

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    Aziraphale was gone. Not gone from the bed, or gone for pastries. Not stepped out for a few, just gone.

    Crowley closed his eyes, reaching past his flesh through the material world. There was no one in the shop. Humans crowded the street outside, bright sparks in their brief mortal cloaks; he flowed around them, reaching out, searching. No angel.

    Crowley snapped back into his body already fighting down panic. His angel (my angel, he thought, possessively. Mine.) was competent and strong. He was okay. Clearly, he'd just... popped out somewhere. Somewhere out of this plane. Without saying anything. To somewhere that wanted to kill him....

    Panic was winning.

    (Or, when Aziraphale disappears Crowley has to find a way to bring him home and, once he comes home, bring him home again.)

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  9. 66

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    “Next,” the kid called out and Crowley stepped out of the way, “What can I get you?”
    “An Earl Grey would be lovely,” the person next in line said, voice practically vibrating with excitement and joy, “Two plain scones. Oh, and some of that scrumptious looking lemon drizzle you have there. Thank you, dear.”
    Once again, the kid stared, and Crowley couldn’t help but turn around and stare as well – a halo of curls so blond they looked white in the light of the sun, bright blue eyes that shone with unmasked delight, a smile so wide it was almost blinding. And beige. A whole lot of beige.
    “Name?”
    “Azra.”
    If Azra was aware of the attention he was getting from both the barista and Crowley, he didn’t show it, simply kept on smiling a smile that kind of made Crowley want to do all sorts of unspeakable things, like ask for his number, like take him out to dinner, like curl up on a couch with him and eat ice cream straight from the tub while watching James Bond together, like –

     

    An asexual sex worker and a bookseller who doesn't sell books - stranger things have happened, for sure.

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    A series of fills for Cham’s Filthy Advent, most of which are not terribly filthy and any one of which may or may not acknowledge the existence of sex or the desire for same. Each chapter is generally self-contained. None are holiday-themed and I don’t expect that to change

    They’ve let me off-leash, people. You’ve been warned.

    Chapter 1: ‘First Time’ they're a tad worked up after the rescue at the Bastille
    Chapter 2: 'Jealousy/Possessiveness' Crowley needs to lay off Aziraphale's cake
    Chapter 3: 'Bodyswap' They did it once, they can do it again, right?
    Chapter 4: 'Just the Tip' Loving a demon means some annoyance
    Chapter 5: 'Monstrous Anatomy' Sometimes things don't go quite to plan
    Chapter 6: 'Finger Sucking' Things get spicy
    Chapter 7: 'Blasphemy' Crowley has prepared a meal
    Chapter 8: 'Multiple Orgasms/Overstimulation' Aziraphale tries a little darkness
    Chapter 9: 'Temperature Play' He only wanted to give Crowley a good night's sleep...
    Chapter 10: 'Wrestling' Aziraphale is looking at his statue
    Chapter 11: 'Coming Untouched' The end of the world was brilliant
    And I'm out of space, but there's a dozen more! (or will be soon)

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    Historians would tell you that the first temptation had been when, in serpentine form, the Snake of Eden had whispered into Eve’s darling ear about some stupid fruit. They, of course, would be wrong.

    The first temptation had been when Crawly—not known as such at the time, since they hadn’t yet Fallen and therefore had no reason to rename themselves—had turned to Furfur and asked, “can I hitch a ride?”

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  12. 41

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have been exploring breeding kink as part of their new, post-Apocanope relationship. All is going well*, until Aziraphale comes across silicone eggs and the idea gets under his skin. Crowley's not so into it, right up until he very much is.

    (prompt in the A/N)

    * for a value of 'going well' that includes Aziraphale approaching sex with as much enthusiasm as he did that ox, and Crowley feeling like he's been hit by the fist of a horny god (not that he's complaining).

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    Crowley switches places with Lady Godiva before her wedding to the Earl of Mercia, only to find out that the Earl is a familiar angel. Tensions rise, ending with the famous naked ride through the town of Coventry.

    This work was inspired by the lyrics in Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now."

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  14. 6

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    5 Times Crowley lies about his and Aziraphale's marital status and the 1 time Aziraphale says the truth.

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    3 times Crowely calles herself Aziraphale's wife, 2 times he calls himself Aziraphale's husband and 1 time Aziraphale calls Crowley his spouse.

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    A certain demon helps an angel create an online presence.

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    Tumblr users become curious about the lives of a bookseller and his mysterious husband through a heartfelt blog.

    (And invested in it, too.)

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    Crowley fell asleep, wrapped around Chava, dreaming of family, and when Aziraphale came up to check on them a few hours later and found his darling Demon and their newfound child in a gentle knot of snake and baby, he smiled and carefully lowered himself onto the bed with a book and a tea, happy to watch over his family until the sun came up again.

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    Five firsts and one last in the life of Chava Crowley-Fell

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    The cosmos shudders with the weight of two beings so woven together, being forcefully separated. A shadow fell over the Earth. A cloud of despair seemed to permanently permit the skies. Not another being would fall in love. For not another being would feel the pain of being torn apart. This would be the way it is. Be the way the Earth remained.

    That is, of course, how it would be if God didn’t have other plans.

    Having bare witness to this unfolding, she reached her ineffable hands into the folds of reality and claps but twice. The world stalling, before seeming to move at a faster pace backwards. Plunging everything into darkness.
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    The almighty had effectively reset the universe.

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    I just want an excuse to write azi being extremely jealous because we don't get enough of that in the show
    But basically
    A long time ago, when brumating in her snake form, Crowley met a vampire named Stocking, who was also looking for a place to hibernate. The two regularly shared a cave over the years, it was comforting to have someone else around during such a vulnerable time. After Aziraphale left for Heaven, Crowley was low on friends, to say the least. Sure, Nina and Maggie were there, but Stocking understood supernatural things that they couldn't.
    Meanwhile, Azi realized quickly that the job of Supreme Archangel was not what he thought it would be, and is desperate to stop heaven's plans. Heaven needs to charge up all the leylines on earth with celestial energy to jump-start the second coming, and eventually a reluctant Crowley meets up with Aziraphale after much begging to work out a plan on how to stop this. But who should arrive with Crowley? Some random vampire Azi has never heard of, who Crowley simply calls an 'associate.'
    Lots of jealousy ensues, old friends get together, etc, etc, etc,

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    A look at two sides of the same coin
    What happened to Raphael after the Fall? Honestly, what didn't happen to these two?

    This will basically be me exploring fun ideas/headcanons and whatever else fits into this version of the Good Omens universe
    All of it can be read standalone and if you have any ideas feel free to comment them! I've been looking for something fun (or maybe not so fun) to write.

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