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I Could Look You Up and Down All Day by LeviCoffee
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Aug 2025
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Kaveh is drunk when he reunites with Alhaitham at Lambad's. Everything is the same. From his annoying teasing to his inability to have a normal conversation without being an asshole. Except...When did he get so hot? This was not the same little junior Kaveh used to pat on the head during their study sessions.
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Hidden in the corner of Alhaitham's study, Kaveh notices a new addition to the scribes ever growing collection of knick knacks he calls 'art'. This is the only purchase to fit that has fit that description however. It's an elegant slab of patterned wood that' s littered with two toned miniatures. It's certainly interesting, but the purpose confuses the architect.
Alhaitham cures that confusion, and teaches him a new game that is built for two.
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Alhaitham and Kaveh were best friends. Until they weren't.
Alhaitham spends years thinking about his old friend until he happens upon him, mid drunken ramble, in a bar.
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does your sex life still have implications on your philosophy? alhaitham sure hopes not or he'll have to do a lot of introspection by orangeareoranges
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Aug 2025
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"Alhaitham had never been an especially controlling person. At least, not when it came to other people.
He operated under the philosophy that civilization would operate best when everyone took care of their own selves. As a testament to this philosophy, Alhaitham never bothered with other people's ordeals unless they involved himself. Every time he helped another it was not out of altruism, but rather damage control to avoid further disruptions to his life.
Kaveh was an anomaly.
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And as time went on, Alhaitham found that his need for control extended to other parts of their relationship as well."
Alhaitham has personal philosophies but they don't usually apply to Kaveh and they definitely don't apply to sex with Kaveh. That's it. It's just porn.
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Strictly Business by puffer0_0fish
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), No Love Zone
12 Aug 2025
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After finally paying off his mom's debts and landing himself a job at Sumeru's biggest company, Akasha Corp., it seemed like he was finally getting his life together, that was until a certain junior from the past decided to disrupt his life once again. This time, their relationship will be strictly business!
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“I’m at lunch,” Al-Haitham states.
“Then I suggest you enjoy your lunch. Surely, you have friends your age.”
Kaveh watches as Al-Haitham’s face falls for just a second. “You’re upset.”
“Upset doesn’t even begin to cover how I feel, Al-Haitham.” She sighs, brushing her hair back. “If you were older, I would be more than happy to keep entertaining you, but you lied, Al-Haitham. Not only that, but you’re my student. That alone is a bad look for me.”
“So don’t tell,” Al-Haitham retorts, rounding the desk, closing the gap between them, slotting her leg between Kaveh’s thighs, and pushing her back against the chalkboard. Her hand curls around Kaveh’s waist, her thumb brushing the dimples of her back before dipping her head, scraping her hot mouth against Kaveh’s neck. “It’ll be our little secret.”
One eventful divorce later, and Kaveh is having the worst time of her life. She's completely reckless and she may or may not have accidentally slept with one of her students. It's fine! She can just pretend it never happened! Right?
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Pidgeon Pose by kiwiflavoredbagels for chaihuru
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Jul 2025
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Kaveh hates the gym, it's loud, smells like B/O and makes him feel small. Alhaitham is determined to help his husband get over this fear. They don't actually get anything done.
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Kaveh and Alhaitham try to work out together and get freaky instead.
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Kaveh hadn’t planned for this.
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Drinking copious amounts of red wine is a catalyst to loosening tongues, losing inhibitions, and spreading legs by yorozuyafelchan
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Jul 2025
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Kaveh drinks, and Alhaitham endures.
Except, he doesn't really endure. He secretly (and not so secretly) relishes every second of what's dished out to him.
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Would you do something for me?
A rational person such as him would surely be able to conclude that perhaps it was a bad idea in retrospect. It's generally unwise to allow the object of your affections suck your dick without a thorough explanation first, moreso in a casual scenario. But as fragile as his heart may be, he is only a man.
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- Part 1 of 🐰 anon smuts
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Kaveh is cursed to lie after downing an entire bottle of mysterious wine.
Serves him right—Alhaitham thinks—his careless ways are finally catching up to him. It would be amusing to see Kaveh suddenly horrified by his own words as he throws compliments and praises towards the man he seems to despise the most in all of Sumeru.
However, what happens when Kaveh continues to insult him like normal? And why is he talking so cryptically now? Why is he isolating himself in his room all day? What is that rash spreading throughout his body?
Suddenly, this isn't the fun "I told you so" that Alhaitham thought it would be.
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i could do about anything (i could even learn how to love like you) by fluescere for Right_In_The_Kokoro
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Apr 2025
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It’s a fact that he loves Kaveh more than anything else in the world.
He loves Kaveh like a balm to his soul, an essence of feeling that Alhaitham would rarely get to feel. He loves Kaveh like the sun through the window in the mornings, the light casted against blond hair and a sleeping face that takes his breath and leaves him with a late start to his day, unable to move and risk taking his eyes off the most beautiful thing in Sumeru.
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Fixing More Than Furniture by Right_In_The_Kokoro for Julibun
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Apr 2025
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The drawer of their kitchen counter started making strange sounds recently. Alhaitham decides to bring it up to Kaveh over breakfast, and things spiral from there.
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Or: Kaveh is oblivious to his roommate's feelings towards him and his talents -
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Kaveh had once chastised Alhaitham for this difference. A house is not always a home. Home is other people. Is comfort.
Home is walking through the front door after a difficult day, being greeted by the scent of whatever Kaveh was cooking for dinner as he welcomed him back.
Kaveh considered this house home. And now, their home was empty. How ridiculous was it to consider it cold when the temperature was fine.
As if Kaveh had taken their home along with him.
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Three times Alhaitham misses Kaveh's company while he's gone in the desert, and one (two) time(s) he's back home.
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Can you feel my voice toward you? If it’s not too late, I hope my heart reaches you. by 1llusionar1um
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Mar 2025
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“What?!” Kaveh’s incredulous yell drowned out whatever reply Alhaitham gave in response to quite possibly the worst news of Kaveh’s life.
“You will be performing a duet with each other and that is final.” Their producer responded in an even tone. He was used to the charged air whenever Alhaitham and Kaveh were in the same room. Maybe this would be a disaster– no. It definitely would be.
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Long time rivals Kaveh and Alhaitham are in an idol group called 4ggravate with Cyno and Tighnari. Alhaitham is a common favorite between the fans, thanks to the gap moe of his stoicism against his status as the maknae. It always pissed Kaveh off, seeing that arrogant bastard act all embarrassed. Even more so ever since Tighnari took the opportunity to tease him and sparked the beginning of TighTham, a name their fans came up with to ship them. Kaveh thought it was ridiculous, the very thought made him cringe so hard that his chest hurt! Yet now on top of that, he was expected to perform a duet? Ridiculous.
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Kaveh You're Sick, You Should Be Resting by BelovedTartaglia
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Mar 2025
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Kaveh is sick but also stubborn and insists on going to work and it's not until he passes out does he accept that Alhaitham is right and let's himself get taken care of
aka I'm sick and I like projecting onto Kaveh bc he's one of my highest kins
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Three minutes and forty-three seconds. That's how late Midland City's Alhaitham was to the bar where he was supposed to stumble upon Kaveh and take him home.
One minute and twenty-four seconds. That's how long Kaveh had been gone by the time he finally arrived. The moment passed, the chance at reconciliation passing with it.
Oh well. It's not like HaiKaveh is a lode-bearing wall of the universe or anything.
Wait. Where's Tighnari? Why hasn't Zhongli showed up to temper Tartaglia's awful personality? And what are all these Rifthounds doing in the middle of Midland City? Does the whole of reality really depend on two emotionally stunted know-it-alls getting over themselves and making out?!
The Gods have a plan to fix this mess. Rip an Alhaitham who got it right out of his own world - Teyvat will do - set him down in Midland City, and tell him to hop to it with the flirting business. Right. Because Alhaitham, in any universe, is known for being so good at taking orders....
Or: A Half-AU Half-Teyvat fic where Alhaitham has to convince Kaveh to fall into his waiting arms, or the world is literally over.
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“Impatient?” Kaveh questions with a chuckle.
“On the contrary,” Al-Haitham retorts, coming back up and brushing his fingers across Kaveh’s perky nipples again. “I want to take my time with you tonight. We have the next week off, and it’s been so long,” he points out, ghosting his lips down Kaveh’s neck and scraping his teeth along sensitive flesh. “Let me take care of my senior for tonight,” he mumbles against Kaveh’s neck.
Kaveh and Al-Haitham find out Kaveh can squirt.
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- Part 14 of stand-alone fics
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Like a fool, Alhaitham would stare into the sun until it blinded him—stare into the Light of the Kshahrewar. And, like a fool he would allow said Light to play its tricks and pull the wool over his eyes. He would let it incinerate every inch of his skin, until there was nothing left but a ravenous demon begging for salvation. His weakness, his strength; his best offense, a solid defense.
He’d play like a fool but be no fool—twist the Light’s will to his advantage. Undeniably addicted to its embrace, he’d fuel it endlessly with stardust if it meant it would continue to shine its warmth onto his world. -
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"Even in your absence, the love you showed me lingered. The love you showed me, everyone, and everything else. I shouldn’t have tried to put my ideals on you and you shouldn't have tried to put yours on me, no matter how much we both would actually benefit from a little of each other’s. Which we did naturally anyway. Over our years knowing each other,”
Alhaitham sighs, wincing a little at how new it feels to spell out Kaveh’s significance in his life. It feels bare, open, and honest with him in a way he isn’t used to. Kaveh doesn’t speak for a bit but he breaks the silence this time.
“Why did we never address it? How much have we impacted each other?”
An expedition with friends that ends with Kaveh being left with an injury, a death experience, and a multitude of feelings to explore. One of the more obvious ones being his feelings for Alhaitham and the tension surrounding their fallout.