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What if Vox and Alastor had gotten queerplatonically married, purely for business, and maybe to strengthen a good friendship? And what if that marriage ended up leading to the informal adoption of Charlie, seeing as her father was just an tad absent?
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inspired by bestosunglass ‘s au on tiktok!!
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Vox had been acting strangely for weeks and both Alastor's puzzlement and his concern have grown. Wanting to help Vox and ease his troubles, Alastor sneaks in during a vulnerable and private moment to discover what the demon had been hiding from him for so long.
He never would have expected what he saw.
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Después de evitar el exterminio Alastor acaba herido, y Vox le ofrece refugio y ayuda para su recuperación.
Este tiempo juntos hará que ambos recuerden su antiguo pasado, sin embargo por alguna razón, ambos
tiene recuerdos muy diferentes. ¿Qué los convirtió en enemigos? o más bien... ¿Quién?
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That's the queer tea | RadioStatic - Alastor x Vox by KaniZail, my_own_new_paradise
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Aug 2025
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This is a compilation of one-shorts, each one has his individual plot, tags and dynamics. We’ll specify everything in the summary.
Translation... We were hungry. Deal with it.
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After seven years of silence, speakers all across the Pride Ring suddenly spring back to life, announcing the return of the dreaded Radio Demon. Who is trying to convince people to redeem themselves at his brand new hotel. What?
Alastor is back, and him and Vox are proud to present the great Hazbin Hotel! Trust us, with your redemption.
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Vox just wanted to see his old friend and find out where he had been all these years. He definitely didn't want to piss off his patroness, return to his pathetic little body, lose influence in his own company, and just be in this pathetic hotel.
Alastor just wanted to get rid of his chain and gain more power and freedom. He definitely didn't want to lose everything and be dragged into some kind of holy war.
Charlie just wanted to help her people and get her parents' approval. She definitely didn't want to find out more about herself and her guests.
Vaggie just wanted to protect Charlie. She definitely didn't want to become a babysitter for her girlfriend.
Angel just wanted a cheap bed. He definitely didn't want to face responsibility for his actions and live with sick bastards, one of whom was Valentino's business partner.
Husk just wanted to get drunk. He definitely didn't want to become a psychologist for a bunch of emotionally immature people, including Alastor.
Velvette just wanted Vox to leave them alone and let her move on. She definitely didn't want to face the consequences of the Internet replacing television.
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Stress Relief by Vox_Fuckers_International (object_head)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Jun 2025
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Vox comes home after staying up all night to attend a meeting that ended up being pointless. Knowing Vox will be cranky all day if he doesn't do something, Alastor offers to help Vox calm down.
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A series of ficlets in which a couple of old geezers maneuver through a Hell that changes far too quickly. Watch as two old queers are faced with viral videos, internet challenges, new terminology, and more.
Chapter 1 - Ketchup Challenge
Chapter 2 - Smash or Pass
Chapter 3 - Orange Peel Challenge
Chapter 4 - Gooning---------------
Set in an alternate universe, wherein Vox never propositioned Alastor, so Alastor never turned him down. Alastor still fucked off for seven years, but he and Vox are on better terms when he returns to Hell.
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At the height of their friendship, Vox and Alastor make a deal. Years later, they have to deal with the consequences.
written for RadioSilence Week 2025 day 7: sell soul
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Alastor spins her around, letting the fringed hem of her sparkling dress flare around her legs like the spreading wings of a bird. When Alastor pulls her back to him, Mimzy pushes herself flush against him and dips him slightly, teasingly in turn, just enough to earn a few whoops and whistles from the crowd. They both grin and laugh before seamlessly whirling into the next dance.
Vox pretends like it doesn’t make his stomach twist.
New Years Eve, 1983. Vox goes out to a 1920s party with Alastor and Mimzy, only to grow increasingly jealous.
Written for RadioSilence Week 2025 day 4: jealousy
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-Últimamente, este lugar es lo más parecido que tengo a una cita.- El presentador pensó en voz alta mientras servía de nuevo ambas copas con el alcohol de la botella.
Alastor alzó una ceja.
-Que conmovedor, ¿Debería sentirme halagado o ligeramente incómodo?.-
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Vox y Alastor compiten para ver quien es el primero en caer enamorado. -
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Vox investigates Alastor’s basement and finds something he thought he never see again.
His old body.
Prompt from @milario2 on insta!
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mint juleps and other ways to bond with your boyfriend's boyfriend by spoondrifts for MooMooofDoom
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 May 2025
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Exasperated, Val set the mint plant down with a dull thunk of terracotta. Alastor’s eyes darted to it covetously, but he didn’t move. “Having shared custody of that prick over there makes us in-laws or something, I don’t know. And I can be nice. Look at me, trying so hard to be nice, and you’re hurting my feelings.” As he spoke, he dangled the trowel from one limp wrist like a faggot.
“Your feelings,” Alastor said dubiously.
“Yes, my feelings, because unlike some other macho cabrónes in this room, I’m in touch with my inner joy and whimsy.”
“Good lord. Give me the fucking spade.”
Or: Alastor and Valentino bond over shared hobbies, Vox is an iPad baby, and maybe there's something to this "relationship" thing after all.
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“It’s a love spell, not a bloody friendship spell,” Velvette went on. She flicked her fingers between Val and Vox. “And it was for those two, because I was honestly so tired of the constant rows, so it’s not my fault that you—” And here she jabbed a thumb at Alastor, who buzzed ominously, “think it’s sooo fucking funny to jump in between them while they’re going at it, so I don’t want to fuckin’ hear it. The spell will wear off when you both feel a rush of dopamine, it’ll be easiest if you just bang it out.”
“If any one of you perverts lays a hand on me, they will lose it,” Alastor said, pleasantly.
Or: Valentino and Alastor get cursed to crave each other's company.
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Vox tries to have sex and Alastor can't keep his mouth shut about it.
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Vox Humiliation Week 2025 Day 1: Cucking
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- Part 1 of Vox Humiliation Week 2025
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A podfic of spoondrifts’ farce which reveals that Alastor’s ever-mysterious seven year absence and his enigmatic deal was all because… he was having a kip. And it explains a lot more about his behaviour and relationships than anyone could have anticipated.
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"Now... this is my least favorite thing I've ever done. And I died. I was ripped limb-from-limb, and was alive until my brain stem was severed, and this was-- somehow-- worse."
"I'm sure it's not that bad," Vox laughed, nudging his shoulder against Alastor's. "I'm sure it's--"
"Vox?"
Vox sat stock-still, staring at the dildo in the box in front of him. He took it out of the box, looked at Alastor with wide eyes, and promptly crashed, his screen immediately turning blue and displaying tiny white text.
"Vox?!" Alastor shook Vox by the shoulders and, when he didn't respond, laid him down on the bed and pulled off his shoes. "I swear, of all the times to stop responding..."
Vox's screen switched to flashing 'VOX.EXE HAS CRASHED, PLEASE REBOOT YOUR VOX AND REMOVE EXCESSIVE STIMULI'.
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- Part 10 of Helluva Boss / Hazbin Hotel: 12 Days of Christmas!
- Part 7 of Bea's RadioStatic Revelry
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Vox sighed and set the bowl down. "Oh."
"What's wrong?"
"It's... No, it's great, Al, thank you."
"You're not eating?"
"It's... I'm sorry, it's just... spinach?"
"It's healthy!"
"Spinach doesn't go in mac and cheese!"
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- Part 7 of Helluva Boss / Hazbin Hotel: 12 Days of Christmas!
- Part 6 of Bea's RadioStatic Revelry
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Vox decides he needs to know what is happening in the Hazbin Hotel, and the only way to find that out is to infiltrate it himself. He organizes this grand ruse where he pretends his business partners betrayed him and he's forced to go to the hotel as a last resort. He gives himself a month, at which point his souls and all of his power will come back to him.
Will Vox find the weaknesses he is looking for? Or will he end up being distracted first by Lucifer's charms, then by Charlie's games, to be followed by Alastor's confusing mixed signals, and why not by the rest of the guests making friends with him while at it?
This is the story of three grown ass men who need the help of the Princess of Hell, and more specifically her cheesy games, to process their feelings and learn to communicate. Oh, and Vox's attempt at spying, if he can ever get around to it!
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Alastor didn’t even realize he was quite literally a deer in headlights, he was just so enamored with the vehicle that he ignored the multiple honks from the driver and in a matter of seconds, the beautiful car slammed into Alastor, throwing him a few feet backwards before finally coming to a stop.
“You’re bleeding there, deer,” Vox remarked, still smirking. “Need a lift to your place?”
“That would be…kind, thank you,” Alastor replied, not expecting that.
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Getting hit by Vox's car in the 1960s leads to a chain of events in Alastor's afterlife that leads him sell his soul and find it again in the Hazbin Hotel. Along the way, he learns how to love.