16 Works in Romance-Repulsed Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
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“I swear, if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy-talk creepy voice here, you'd be rollin' in participants willin' to stay at this tacky hotel.”
“Haha! Never going to happen.”
But the surest way to make anything happen is, of course, to claim that it never will.
After Charlie vents her frustrations with Angel's deal and how it consistently pulls him from the hotel's bonding activities, Alastor spies an opportunity to both earn her favor and put her in his debt. If it also happens to fuck with Vox by poaching his temperamental boytoy's top talent, more's the pleasure.
Or: The one where Alastor challenges Valentino to a porn-off for Angel's soul, the Vees underestimate the sex appeal of a man in a well-tailored suit, and Husk learns to appreciate the fine art of erotic filmmaking.
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Vox, who loves him just how people ought to love, and Alastor, who loves him back. After rejecting him so callously, Alastor must prove the sincerity of that love.
Don’t actions speak louder than words?
Alastor doesn't know what he wants, but he knows what he's supposed to.
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Lucifer and al are hero and supervillain. Lucifer likes al. Al is oblivious. Everyone around them knows and ships them . Weird since the radio demon never gave away any signs of liking ppl to begin with ? Oh well let them figure it out not my problem
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- English
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- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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I make a melody out of you by SoleBerlandieri
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel
01 May 2025
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Adamo x Alastor; AngelicRadio. Elementi Non Con, Bondage, Gore. Prima della serie.
Ma chi è per rendergli gradevoli cotante umiliazioni?
Adamo ama essere sottomesso a un manigoldo ignaro della sua esistenza, non vede l’ora di nutrirsi delle quotidiane e inconsce mortificazioni. La tossicità che gli avvelena l’anima è ormai il suo unico motivo di vita.
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La fame sempre più insaziabile gli estorce un’erezione spontanea e dolorosa, l'integrità angelica sta per cedere alla sozza corruzione dei dannati, Adamo inizia a comprendere le innegabili ragioni del sovraffollamento dell’Inferno
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L'angelo trasecola davanti alla meraviglia, si congiunge le mani sulle guance estasiato. La losanga dei peli pubici di Alastor è ben curata, rossa di fiamma come i capelli, spicca sulla pelle chiara e liscia; Adamo si eccita alla vista del sesso floscio e soffice. Il demone è privo di coda; le natiche, anche se scarne, traggono vantaggio dalla pressione sulla ceramica disegnando la forma del muscolo sottile e scattante. L’ombelico sobbalza tra ansiti d’ira e infruttuosi guizzi dei muscoli addominali che vorrebbero lanciarsi all’attacco -
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*This is a direct sequel to the first story in the series, please read it before this one! This will make no sense otherwise! Thank you!*
Alastor never planned to save anyone, but a series of events makes him kill Valentino and free Angel of his soul contract. Angel is so grateful to him, he decides to thank him with a hug!
While he usually hates being touched, Alastor unexpectedly enjoys the hug. Curious by this new development, bored of his monotonous existence, Alastor decides to entertain Angel and his not so subtle adoration. Romance or sex are out of the question, but surely there is another kind of relationship they could have, a partnership of some sort?
In this story, Alastor shows Angel he doesn't need sex to feel love and validation, and Angel teaches Alastor how to appreciate human touch. Together, they discover a new type of intimacy that's perfect for the both of them!
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- Part 2 of Where the heart is
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Rosie had only meant it as a joke. What Alastor didn't understand, however, was the punchline.
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Vox decides he needs to know what is happening in the Hazbin Hotel, and the only way to find that out is to infiltrate it himself. He organizes this grand ruse where he pretends his business partners betrayed him and he's forced to go to the hotel as a last resort. He gives himself a month, at which point his souls and all of his power will come back to him.
Will Vox find the weaknesses he is looking for? Or will he end up being distracted first by Lucifer's charms, then by Charlie's games, to be followed by Alastor's confusing mixed signals, and why not by the rest of the guests making friends with him while at it?
This is the story of three grown ass men who need the help of the Princess of Hell, and more specifically her cheesy games, to process their feelings and learn to communicate. Oh, and Vox's attempt at spying, if he can ever get around to it!
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During a fight with Lucifer, Alastor ends up throwing up petals. It's bad enough that he has developed Hahahaki, but his flower is a red rose, the most romantic and sexual flower you can possibly get!
While it's clear his feelings are directed at Vox, Alastor doesn't understand why he got that flower out of all of them. He rejected Vox's confession because he thought his love was platonic! Can he be so wrong about his own feelings?
Alastor decides he needs to solve the mystery, no matter the cost!
*Warning, this fic contains pretty much every bad thing ever, please read the tags! It's so messed up, I'm honestly wondering if anyone but me can possibly like this!*
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vox, tired of his shitty treatment at the hands of the other vees, makes a rash decision that will haunt him for the rest of his afterlife. whether thats a good thing or not is yet to be determined
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putting the tv man in situations until i get the chance to murder valentino
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- Part 1 of staticapple crumbs
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If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, where do bad intentions lead? In this story, Vox learns that his own destination is, surprisingly… redemption?
Vox keeps falling in love with the wrong people. First was Alastor, and we all know how that ended. Then he fell victim to Valentino like the worst kind of moron, only to develop feelings for the last person he ever imagined liking, let alone loving: Angel Dust.
All Vox ever wanted is to love someone, be loved in return, but it’s always been out of his reach. Can he finally become someone worthy of love? Can someone like him change, or is he doomed to repeat the same mistakes over and over without ever learning from them?
*Warning! All of the sex that happens in the first few chapters is non consensual, unhealthy and/or abusive! Vox is both a victim and a perpetrator of this! He does become better, but it will only happen later on!*
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Alastor used to collect his victims' smile, when he was still alive. He stopped doing that when he fell into Hell, but Lucifer's smile makes him reconsider.
In the end, he can't help treating Lucifer like his past victims, charming him into smiling more and more often for him. As Alastor's obsession with his mouth grows, and he can't stop staring at it, Lucifer develops feelings for him in answer. Alastor can't kill the King of Hell, and Lucifer's feelings will never be reciprocated. How can this situation possibly end?
*Warning! This is tagged PWP without porn because it reads like smut but it's not! Lucifer gets gratification but it's really not described, contrary to all the violence Alastor inflicts on him.*
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A spontaneous game of Never have I ever forces Alastor to divulge a secret he never meant to be known by anyone. Worst of all, Lucifer reacts to it in the worst possible way.
Can they find some common ground, or will this end in bloodshed?
In which: Angel Dust fucks around (metaphorically for once) and finds out, Alastor is aggressively romance and sex repulsed (with emphasis on the aggressively) and Lucifer can't stop making innuendos to save his life.
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Charlie knew her little rag-tag family pretty well, if she did say so herself. It was because of this, though, that she knew something was up with Alastor and decided to do something about it.
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A look at the night Alastor and Vox had their fallout and how they each ended up where they are today.
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In the past, Alastor had tried simply ignoring them, not going into school and other tactics to defend himself from the onslaught that was public displays of affection, however, this year he decided it was going to be different. This year, he planned to go on the offensive.
It’s Valentine’s Day at Hazbin High, and Alastor is determined to have a good day, no matter what it takes.
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While bored, Alastor decides to use his radio powers to listen in on Charlie and Vaggie while they’re having a private moment together. The girls teach the radio demon a lesson on respecting privacy.
(Based on an old headcanon that Alastor can listen and record other people’s conversations)