Disney and Twilight Where *RESPECT JUICE* Is DRUNK
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I *WILL Protect You* *At All Costs* by Barlsa_Ianna
Fandoms: Pinocchio (1940), Pinocchio (Disney 2022), A Twisted Tale Collection - Liz Braswell & Various Authors, Disney Theatrical Animated Universe, Encanto (2021), Frozen (Disney Movies), Wish (Movie 2023), Once Upon a Time (TV), American McGee's Alice, Dracula the Musical - Wildhorn/Black & Hampton, Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (Movie 1922 - Murnau), Nosferatu (2024), Lies of P (Video Game)
31 Oct 2024
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Twilight!AU with the main pairing being Jiminy Cricket x Pinocchio- *HOWEVER*, the former drinks his Respect Medicine three times a day, and the latter is no bland pushover 'dumb-ass in distress', thankyouverymuch!!
Also- Agnarr and Iduna DO NOT die, Elsa and Anna were never separated, Bruno gets a caring and loving family, Simon is given a chance, Alice and Pinocchio are *JUST FRIENDS*, and Chiara Belmagio is Aunt/Mother-Figure of the Year after Cass Hamada. Nothing but *GOOD* on the latter, after the *Hell and back* her young nephew's been through just recently...
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- Part 1 of Disney and Twilight Where *RESPECT JUICE* Is DRUNK
- Part 1 of My Blood Will Be *YOUR Blood*, *My Bed Will Be Your Bed*...
- Part 3 of PLATONIC WonderWood
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When Eventide Falls, The Wishing Star Second to the Right Is Revealed... by Barlsa_Ianna
Fandoms: Pinocchio (1940), Pinocchio (Disney 2022), Peter Pan - J. M. Barrie, Peter Pan (Disney Animated Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Interview With the Vampire (Movie 1994), Descendants (Disney Movies), Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022), Ever After High
01 Apr 2023
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When Geppetto becomes very sick and passes away, a now-teen Pinocchio is sent to live in Forks, Washington in the USA with his father's friend Chief Charlie Swan. Bella's homesick (and not fond of him), Pinocchio's homesick AND *grieving*, and Charlie is doing his very best for them both.
First (new) day of school, we all know how Swan and Cullen meet and dangerously dance around each other ...but when Peter Rhaebert Pan-Cullen and Pinocchio Edward Benjamin Caspari meet each other and fall hard and fast, *Peter* will be drinking his daily and nightly glass of medicine; in other words, his respect-juice, and Pinocchio will (mostly) patiently wait until Peter's ready to tell him about himself!
'Twilight' basically, but with boys being cute and sweet with each other and kissing happening *sooner* rather than later-! *Oh*!! And Wendy Darling is Peter's twin plus Leah Clearwater's mate- let's give the girls some love, too!
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You Took My Hand, And Added a Plan- You Gave Me Your Heart... by Barlsa_Ianna
Fandoms: Pinocchio (1940), Pinocchio (Disney 2022), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Disney Theatrical Animated Universe, Once Upon a Time (TV), Lies of P (Video Game), Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022), Interview With the Vampire (Movie 1994), A Twisted Tale Collection - Liz Braswell & Elizabeth Lim & Jen Calonita, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2023
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What would happen if Pinocchio were in 'New Moon', 'Eclipse', and 'Breaking Dawn'?? How would things change for Jacob Black- for better, or for worse? He used to have a crush on Bella Swan ...but when he suddenly meets a pair of *CRUSHED* sad but beautiful blue eyes just as their owner's walking around and exploring his new home, the young shifter's world is tilted on its axis.
"The absence of him is *EVERYWHERE* I look. It's like a HUGE *hole* has been punched through my chest..." When Pinocchio comes out to his loving father, he's kicked out and disowned; heartbroken, he's taken in by Jiminy and his 'amados' Rumple and Belle, and they leave Italy for Forks, where Rumple and his son Baelfire were born. He loves his godfather, but feels that NOTHING will *EVER* be right again- until the lonely star comes upon the warm healing, giving sun, and stops him from falling for a girl who'll just yank him back and forth...
Maybe this time, love will *HEAL* Jake rather than hurt due to its being semi-one-sided...
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- Part 3 of Geppetto's A+ Parenting ...*NOT*
- Part 3 of Disney and Twilight Where *RESPECT JUICE* Is DRUNK
- Part 14 of Tale as Old as Time... To a Point
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'No Soul'??? *No HEART*?? *FEH* To That!! by Barlsa_Ianna
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Pinocchio (1940), Pinocchio (Disney 2022), A Twisted Tale Collection - Liz Braswell & Various Authors, Villains Series - Serena Valentino, Disney Theatrical Animated Universe, Interview With the Vampire (Movie 1994), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Lies of P (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022), Life and Death - Stephenie Meyer, Descendants (Disney Movies)
02 May 2024
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We all know that *DISASTER* ensues and only gets WORSE in 'New Moon' when Bella accidentally gives herself a paper-cut while opening her birthday presents, triggering former vampire soldier Jasper's shaky blood-lust in response. Same thing yet not happens here- *something ELSE* happens when Bella's flung back against the table and nastily cuts *her ARM* on the shards of glass once known as a table that held her cake and presents. A *Glamour* is dropped, revealing the *TRUE* Bella Swan!!
...Or, rather, *someone else*.
'New Moon' break-up happens afterwards, and STAYS that way, for Edward Cullen's own Glamour is dropped and memories come flooding back same for young *PINOCCHIO*. -But what happens when one of the Cullen family this time *stays behind* to still look after 'Bella' along with Chief Charlie Swan, Jacob Black, and a certain 'conscience' and his triplet brothers plus Chiara Belmagio AKA 'the Blue Fairy'/*Pinocchio's aunt*???
Basically, a modern-day 'Carmilla' sans the later tragedy and one-sidedness.
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- Part 5 of Geppetto's A+ Parenting ...*NOT*
- Part 10 of A *REAL-Real* Live Living *GIRL*
- Part 4 of Disney and Twilight Where *RESPECT JUICE* Is DRUNK
- Part 2 of My Blood Will Be *YOUR Blood*, *My Bed Will Be Your Bed*...
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*This Is NOT FAIR*, But *I've Lost Every Care*; *I WANT YOU*- Poisoned With (Yet Healed By) Love by Barlsa_Ianna
Fandoms: Pinocchio (1940), Pinocchio (Disney 2022), Lies of P (Video Game), A Twisted Tale Collection - Liz Braswell & Various Authors, Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022), Le avventure di Pinocchio | The Adventures of Pinocchio - Carlo Collodi, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night (1987), Interview With the Vampire (Movie 1994)
12 May 2024
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Rosalie Hale-Cullen does not normally pay attention to humans- that is until a certain living doll still comes into her Venom-sharpened usually-cold view. HOW can she hate or dislike *THIS one*, much less *be jealous of* her???! She. Is. *ADORABLE*!! Whether she looks as though she could be Emmett's younger sister or cousin or not-!
And so, while her brother Edwin and his Singer/'destined Mate' (Alice's words) Isabella 'Bella' Swan frustratingly dance around each other all throughout the Twilight Saga, *'Rose'* meanwhile shyly and nervously yet more than happily gets to know and falls further for Pinocchio Edythe Benjamina Belmagio 'nee Tommaso, the 'most beautiful vampire in the world' and 'Little Woodenhead' finding surprising *PAINFUL common ground* on the way owing to their respective pasts...
Rosalie *NEVER* thought that she would fall for *a HUMAN*, half-Fae or no- but even if she has *Worries and Concerns*, she's certainly not complaining!
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- Part 5 of Disney and Twilight Where *RESPECT JUICE* Is DRUNK
- Part 12 of A *REAL-Real* Live Living *GIRL*
- Part 5 of My Blood Will Be *YOUR Blood*, *My Bed Will Be Your Bed*...
- Part 10 of Tale as Old as Time... To a Point