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Jonny awoke in a pile of ash with the Toy Soldier half broken standing over him smiling. “Are You Good, Jonny? Sometimes sophisticated electronics can Get messed up with our Strange stuff.”

He groaned as he got up and arched his back until it cracked as he looked around what remains of the wax works around him. Spoiler alert it wasn’t much just fallen beams in the exposed sky now although some of the wax works did have pretty convincing Human looks. one almost look like him which might be useful. 

His eyes fell on Carmilla who had brought a stretcher from her car to collect the two fallen mechanisms to make them actual mechanisms. as he looked around he noticed a distinct absence of Daisy hopefully that meant she just got out for the explosion.

”I Do Hate To Distracting You From Your Regeneration,But I Believe You Owe Me A War With My Favourite Tim.”Johnny hadn’t even realised he was regenerating but now that he looked down, he did have some bits of flesh missing still.

”no, no, you’re fine” He side as he turned back around to face the soldier. “I did say we could go with GP Tim you’re right I still don’t know why you hate the other one though.”

”Timothy Stoker? I Have No Qualms With Him, But He Seems To Have A Deep Hatred Towards The Circus In General.”

”yeah, I’m pretty sure he made a statement about that a couple weeks before we actually had to deal with you.Apparently, you skinned his brother or something I can’t remember. I don’t really care.”

”whenever you guys are done catching up, feel free to join me and dragging the fucking bodies. I would do it myself, but we’re in a bit of a time crunch”The doctor said as they tapped on an imaginary watch. “The cops will be here any moment, just a heads up in case you forgot.”

Johnny side and was about to say something about how he doesn’t have to do it if he doesn’t want to he’ll be out of jail in a while archive of shit and summon such nonsense but before he get any of those words out Carmela grabbed the Hand of Marius severed arm and whipped it atJohnny.

Of course his instinct was to grab set armbut with some bit of regenerating he had some struggles with balance. In other word he missed horribly and hilariously almost fell on his ass the poor lad.

The doctor was about to laugh but a quick glare from Johnny in that made her cover it a little better. Johnny’s glare was short-lived when he realised that the hand didn’t touch the ground. Sure enough when he looked to wear the arm was a moment previous it was now coiled in scales that Johnny was almost certain was not there a couple seconds previous.

”WHAT THE FUCK! WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME I HAD A TAIL.”Johnny look bewildered, glancing between the toy soldier and the doctor. the doctor just shrugged after a second.the toy soldier spoke up next.

”You Had It When I Awoke! I figured You Just Hid It In Your Clothes Or Something!”

”that… That’s actually fair toy soldiery you get a pass this time, but You!”he said spinning around to Carmilla. “you knew damn well I didn’t have a tail when they started. Why didn’t you say something!”

”I figured you would realise you had an extra appendage.obviously.”she said as she dragged Basera onto one of the stretchers.

Johnny pouted and looked back to his tail, that was now bloody because of the stupid severed arm. It was a brown rattlesnake looking thing. The really generic kind. He saw a rattlesnake with the same look as his tail back when he was on New Texas. He named in Houston. He wanted to bring him back, but Carmela said no, And he is pretty sure Elias wanted to appreciate the alien snake as an archive pet. But who knows he might go back and pick him up now that might be fun.

Imagine it, Johnny Deville a snake in his bandanna hiding coiled up around his neck because that’s where all his heat is and then just  Striking whoever pisses them off. That would be pretty cool.

He only realised he’d been zoning out when the sounds of sirens got really loud and the toy soldier had come back To put them in Carmel’s car.

”Is there anyway I can fix my death for a little bit. Wait, not my death cause I might want to come back here sometime maybe just like a really long coma.”

toy soldier nods enthusiastically asked It moles some of the wax corpses to look like a slightly messed up version of Johnny. It was off the way that it’s not technically uncanny Valley well it is of course it is but it’d be a lot harder to tell unless you’re like really close.

The toy soldier set the thing under a small pile of rubble as it caught up, it grabbed Johnny and off they went to the car to go kidnap a Tim

torture

Sash: for those out of the loop, Jon, Tim, Daisy, basira and Marius went out to save the the world. A week has past since then and the only one that we can confirm as fully alive is Tim.

Wings: OH MY GOD WHAT!!

BrASS(fr): what do you mean comfirmed??? surely he cant be gone!

Sash: martin was the first to know. i'm pritty sure our stupid ass bigboss told him so he'd feel guilty. 

Bookkeep: would you mind giving us a full run down.

Sash: i suppose i could.

to start of the circus of the other is a rivling cult that wishes to end the world and bend it to that ones gods will. we dont like their god.

me martin and melenie were to stay in the archives. martin creating a distraction so they can get stoker in the vengance bus. i was to take over for martin if he were to get got by bitchard, (he did.) and melenie just went home.

from what he herd from elias is that the unknowing (the name of world ending thingy for those out of the supernatral loop.((looking at you mechs)) messes with your mind and makes unfamiliar thing familiar and familiar thing unfamiliar. they intended to blow it up once it started with every one out of the bulding but if ya didnt guess that did not go too well.

we dont know what all happed in the unknowing exactly but we know the after math. Tim was at the eage of the room so he was spaired most of the blast, Jon was under a good amount of ruble in a fresh coma. his brain is the only thing working, if not for that he would be prononced dead. Daisy and Basira are missing with no evidence of them being there other than the blood, Marius on the other hand [ha ha get it] left only one thing. his arm.

I got to talk to tim when he first woke up and all he could do is rabble about his dead brother and some thing about a gun shot. it is important to note that those two things are not conected.

Ship Fucker: good lord. can i see jon. he's like a brother to me and i need to check somthing

BrASS(fr): ^

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Tim looked through his window. He had heard sirens in the distance ever since a loud bang. It woke him up from a weird ass dream. That’s what he gets for visiting a friend that wasn’t the mechs.

the first night he stays out of London the fucking old wax museum fucking explodes. He hadn’t seen it cause of a badly placed wall but it couldn’t have been to far from his hotel.

not long after he gets up and about, unable to fall back a sleep with the noise outside, there is a sudden nock on the door to his room. He walks over confused with his tea.

another nock and he opens the door halfway through the set of three. It’s Jonny. “Bloody Hell mate.” He says taking a good long look at the dirt, ash and blood on his friends. He looks at the two figures next to him. The Toy Soldier and a woman he only slightly remembers from Jon’s first year as an archivist. “TS where the hell have you been! We were worried about you!”

”Do Not Worry Old Chum, I Am Alright!” Said the soldier happily.

”Can We come in?” The woman asks. At that moment he releases that the woman was the only one not covered in ash. The only places she got ash on were where you would rest a person in a bridle carry.

Tim nods and moves so that they can enter. Tim quickly adds not to sit down until they get at least a little clean. He was not explaining to the hotel peeps why all that ash got on the furniture.

”Tim pack your shit.” Jonny says after getting out of the shower. He is glad he and Jonny get the same size of clothes for once.

”Bro Why? I still have to visit a friend ya know.”

”no you don’t. I told him you couldn’t make it a sec ago” the woman whose name was apparently named Dr. Carrmilla.

“ That still doesn’t answer my question to where the fuck we are going.” Tim said slurping down his 3rd cup of tea. “ You also gotta realise how incriminating it is that as soon as that wax museum place blew up you guys showed up here covered in ash. I feel like I’m being involved in something I don’t want to.”

” Okay, fine. Toy soldier will pack your shit for you. Quick question, do you have any weapons on you? Or in this area?” Johnny says from his fresh spot on the couch shifting a little from what had to be an uncomfortable seat. His butt wasn’t even touching the couch which was kind of entertaining to watch Johnny do.

” Why would I have a weapon?!? You’re the paranoid one!”

” Damn, You got me there. But with my line of work, I should probably hold a gun anyways.” Johnny says branching a six gun that had somehow been in his pocket without being noticed.

” Where do you keep getting the guns!” Tim quietly yells fearing that if he actually yelled someone will question him from the hotel staff.

”Lads I Think We Should Be Going Now. [|:{D.” The toy soldier said once it had located the single bag that Tim had brought with him. It marched out the door not waiting for the others. Soon to follow was the doctor mostly to get the Bodies ready to be moved once more hopefully out of view from Tim.

“WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING!” Tim finally yells.

” To war lad. To war.” Johnny says with a manic grin on his face Putting two hands on Tim shoulder to lead him out of the hotel.

The aurora was fine when they got there Carmilla had managed to make it look like some kind of semi truck instead of struggling with the camouflage how it could look so small from the outside and look absolutely humongous on the inside Was beyond Johnny.

The toy soldier managed to hide the two bodies in the trunk surprisingly well on their Car ride back when it was time to finally get the fellas out of the trunk Tim didn’t even notice they were there in the first place.

The toy soldier Carmella Drop them off in the lab first before finally addressing Tim.

”GP Tim.” Johnny talks to him as if he is actually a captain (which as we know it was bullshit) “ unfortunately you have been drafted. You’re gonna be thrown into a war with me and the Toy soldier.” tim made a lot of confused noises but was never able to get a full sentence out. which is why The question he did ask is one word.

”why?”

” I made a deal with the toy soldier so they wouldn’t end the world. it’s a whole thing don’t worry about it. My recommendation is to strap in because we’re about to take off.”

” takeoff? what the hell are you talking about? We’re in the back of a semi.”

” oh you poor out of the loop buffoon. just put your fucking seatbelt on.” John says as he does the same. soon after Tim follows ,as reluctant as he may be. (a.k.a. the toy soldier did it for him after he became fussy and then just knocked him out.) concussions make it easy to explain away some inconsistencies as seen with other Tim.

once they’re all buckled in the toy soldier signal up to Carmela that they were ready to go.

Jonny stood over Marius and Ashes he was attaching Marius’s new arm while the doctor opened Ashes chest cavity to remove the bad lungs.

”hey doc?” He said looking up at her.

”hm?” 

“do you think he can use this arm normally or like those normal fake arms?”

”he shouldn’t even notice a difference. Kinda like how I took your heart, you didn’t believe me until I had proof. The only difference is that he has the proof right there.” She said taking her gloved hands away from Ashes to point at the new arm.

”Captain?” The toy soldier said excitedly as it entered the lab.

”did you make it say that?” The doc said sighing 

“maybe it just respects me because who will have a ship without a captain?” jonny says smugly.

”oh please, I’m the closest thing to a captain other than the ship.” The doctor was putting in the body back in the freezer to deal with it later. They added just enough of the mechanism to make it not decompose but not enough to make them wake up so they have some war time without having to worry about them fussing.

”that’s not what the Aroura says.”

”DID YOU CHANGE IT IN THE FUCKING SYSTEM!” The doctor yells as they finish cleaning up. “BECAUSE IF YA DID I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!” Before Jonny can do anything but bare his fangs and rattle his tail the Toy Soldier cuts in.

”Fellas Before We Kill Each Other, We Are At The Recruiting Place.”

“Thanks TS, we will be out in a moment. Do you know if Tim is up yet?” Carmilla asks.

”He Has Been Up For Seconds At A Time. I Don’t Think He Does Too Well With Space Travel. I Say We Get Our Stuff Together Before He Fully Comes Too.”

”you heard the soldier! Let’s go to war.”

”bro I beg. Stop with the captain talk or I will turn this ship right around.”

they got though basic training before Tim fully got up but Jonny partially blames that on the fact that the basic training was really short and the fact that they had already done basic training on this planet so they didn’t have to do it again.

Tim was not so lucky. Just because London needed soldiers that didn’t mean that they’re going to skip training. 

during Tim’s training he just decided this was a vr game and he just had one of those pain vests on. During this time he perfected his aim and stealed his nerves.

he also met a friend. His name was Burty. Burt apparently had joined the starboard infantry because he was worried about his family or something.to be honestly it looked like him and Tim got quite the bromance. apparently they were both straight.

it wasn’t to long before the mechs found each other in battle.

”JONNY!” Tim screams just out of a tunnel waving him over. His tone was angry. Jonny just waved back flicking his tail.

“ ummmmmm, Who’s this?” Bert asks from behind Tim.

” This is the bitch I was telling you about who made me join the fucking Military!” He waves around the laser he was given before landing on a space behind Johnny. “ Since when did you have a fucking tail!!!!”

” don’t worry about it, fam. How are you like in the moon so far?”

” It’s dark as shit and I don’t wanna be here!”

” Fair.” Bert says

” don’t sound so glum, The toy soldier brought you here instead of ending our earth the least you can do is enjoy it for a little longer.”

” What?”

” Don’t worry about it I’ll explain it all when the war is over.”

” I could be fucking dead by then!!!!” Johnny just waved him off and went down the tunnel in front of Tim.

It didn’t take too long before their first prolong battle happened. Tim and Bert were doing their best to keep their hopes up as the alarms went off for another gas attack.

luckily this time it was a microwave attack. The first one of those was the worst period especially since after the explosion with a stranger it took Johnny a moment to notice he was scarring.

of course he only scarred if it was like a normal person picking up scabs until they’re no longer scabs. but it still wasn’t the best to have to explain why his arm was now covered in what looks like a burn scar.

and you might be thinking oh that’s normal for Johnny having scars on his arm like a nerd. Well, this one extended all the way up his arm because he accidentally shoved it on the lead blanket not his best move but the toy soldier wanted to feel included and who was he to make the toy soldier feel left out. That’s not what a captain does.

Tim and Bertie had found out that singing will help them through the toughest of times, especially when there’s no light to guide them.

John had figured out that his phone still worked in the future which was weird, but everything is weird when it comes from Carmela so he started taking audio files just so I didn’t get out of the habit and have to get back into the swing of things once he gets home.

D’VILLE
”it’s been a couple years since they enlisted and the toy soldier had disappeared and reappeared multiple times by then. I’m pretty sure it is now with the Royal guard.”

“Bertie is dead. Tim is devastated. Correction, Tim is insane. That is kind of hilarious. Bertie unfortunately caught the tail end of a microwave Attack. Worst of all that’s not even what killed him. soon after but not soon enough we are mowed down but the laser version of a machine gun. He still suffered that was probably what sent to him over the edge.”

[Sounds of Tims manic laughter and guns firing can be heard in the background the screams of souls caught in his path can be heard]

“ at what point does an execution go from a normal execution to an extended execution just a question to think about after I regenerate.”

[GAURD]

you are up. are you ready to face death?

[D’VILLE]

it’s good to know Tim still has that fighting spirit in him even if I did wink at him to give it.

I bit the fucker on the Nose. He screamed and shocked and dropped me so I want after his toes. I feel like I should mention I did for real do this as a separate head.

I had fun.

…

……

Oh yeah, I forgot Tim is dead by the way.

His eyes got burned out out of his skull, and He got practically full force of the lunar cannon all up in his face so the doctor is creating him some eyes.

Apparently, when we get home Ashes, Marius and Tim will be up and about.

It also will be approximately six months later cause I heard that’s a normal time for someone to be in a coma.

wish we didn’t have to actually act like I was in a coma, but the toy soldier said it would be more believable so whatever.

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“Doc?”Carmilla pokes out her head from the living room, looking at Jonny.

”what Jonny boy.”

”what if we let them loose.”

”what the hell does that mean?”

”we just drop them off were we found them.” Jonny said looking at the stirring body’s next to him. Tim, Marius and Ashes were all healed and after 3 or 4 years of not explaining things just on the moon he thinks it would be funny if he continued that streak.

”they’re your friends. Your decision.” The doc shrugs and goes back to doom scrolling on her phone.

”then lets go back to the seen of the crime, shall we?”

”OOoo, Could I Go?.” The toy soldier asks from a distant corner.

” Sure, man. you made me a body double so we could pull off that coma story so I kinda need you to help me switch us in places real fast after this so you’re stuck with us a little longer than you can go pick up Brian. I’m pretty sure I left him on the sun….”

Oliver always felt awkward when walking through the halls of a hospital. The coma area was better then other places of course but still.

this was not the first time he gave an Archivist a statement, tho this time it was a different Archivist, who was also in a coma…

That did not really matter because somehow he knew he would hear it so here be sad in front of the motionless body spout in his guts about something. (Author forgot what the hell his statement was about other than you know the last bit)

He was just getting down to the end of his statement when something didn’t really lineup. Someone squeaked to open the door and it wasn’t that Normal nurse coming to check in type of door opening. It was The. I can’t be seen in here kind.

Soon he was face-to-face with what seemed to be the previous ring leader for a stranger. That kind of caught him by surprise cause he was almost certain that that thing was the reason why John was in here in the first place.

it smiled and awkward, smile, and signal to what was definitely not Johnny lying on the bed to get up and fuck off as Johnny finished his look of fresh out of coma.

at least Johnny had an excuse for why the past six months was a gap in his memory this time.

John did not notice Oliver when he walked in the room, probably because he’s still warming up to being connected to the eye once more after all that time. They made eye contact for a moment before Oliver spoke.

” what the fuck!?!!” Oliver said completely confused, but Johnny was not in the mood to deal with shouts. He’s pretty sure he saw someone he knew in the lobby and is not ready for that kind of conversation so close to it being a clean getaway.

” leave.” he trying his darndest to use his instincts from the battles he was in to pull out his gun. It was truly a struggle.

”Wha-“

”I Would Do As He Says, He Is Close To Forgetting About The Act He Puts On For The Archivist.”

Oliver said nothing and just skedaddled out of the room as John climbed his way into the bed that was left for him. It had a nice little John groove already in it and now he just had act like he belongs there.

as soon as he gets into his perfect pretending, state, Georgie walks in almost running Oliver over. They have a little argument or just snarky comments from Georgie hard to tell when you’re praying that the toy soldier hid in the bathrooms they have there or something.

Now that he successfully snuck into the hospital, he can just get out. Of course, there was a variety of test they had to do and a lot of begging so that he could surprise the archival crew that he was back of course except for Elias because he is a nerdy prude. 

the testing time also gave them a good amount of time to sit back into what could be conceived as a normal Archivist. it also gave him a weird sense of pleasure watching the doctors question him and him giving him even more confusing answers and then they do more tests and they still don’t know what’s going on.

he eventually figured enough time has passed that he has got all the things he wanted to achieve in his acting style down that he could just yell at the doctors until they discharged him. He didn’t yell at One though because he was nice enough to tell off his coworkers when they try to visit him.

Every once in a while when he gets bored, he would actually look at his coworkers to see what the hell was up with them.

Martin fucked off to be PeterLucas’s favorite child, Tim is a paranoid fuck. And Sasha has been trying her darndest to comfort him when he spirals. Being the only one left will do that.

Melanie is doing something, but she is worse than him when he first started as any form of archive.

on the day he was discharged he was spying on his coworkers as One does and found out that Georgie was visiting the archives for a little bit to talk about Oliver. Johnny figured out this was probably the best chance he’s gonna get if he’s just gonna reappear like this. 

he strolled into the archives like he owned the place before immediately remembering that the team usually put on didn’t walk like that so we slowed his stroll but kept his posture up straight. When he got to the archive doors, he saw Rosie almost going to stop him before realizing that holy shit that’s the Archivist and not some random fella. She quickly gets the intercom to message Elias that he has returned.

Georgie and Melanie were talking right next to the break room which luckily wasn’t visible from the stairs. He waited a second to listen in on where they were conversation before they mention something about the statement that Oliver left when he was in a hurry.

” but why?”

” that is an excellent question.” a question that Johnny already knew the answer to, but didn’t feel like answering. Johnny basked in their confused faces for a moment before that confusion switched to worry, especially on Georgie’s part.

”JON! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE.!??” Georgie yell looking concerned.

”If I’m not mistaken, I still run this joint.”

”Jon for fucks sake you were in a coma! For Six months!!” Melanie yells just as concerned as Georgie probably a little less.

”which means more work for me to get done!” He paused for a moment. “What where are the others?”

”went out for lunch… if your convinced that you want to work I can send them in after.” Melanie said. Georgie was still concerned and couldn’t get the words brewing in her mouth before Jon disappeared into his office like he never left.

”I’ll just text them.”

Torture

CAPTAIN: I Lived Bitch.

CAPTAIN: [image sent of the classic fan art of Jon still in his coma bed.]

BrASS: you had us worried mate. can’t lie.

CAPTAIN: well it was fun to die for a bit it was incredible boring.

Shipfucker: ya I’m sure it was Jonny boy

Sash: did you just get out of the hospital?

CAPTAIN: Na just got into my office 

Tim: I don’t believe you……

CAPTAIN: about what? The archive thing? Cause I have the proof.

CAPTAIN: [image sent of him in his archive. His heart is sitting right next to Jane’s ashes.]

Tim: you can’t be you.

CAPTAIN: ooooohhhhhh so it’s the Dave thing again.

Tim: I saw you die

Tim Goes Crazy: what an interesting thing to wake up to.

CAPTAIN: morning Tim #2

Tim: you shot your self in the head.

Sash: WHAT?!

Sash: IS THAT WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN MUMBLING ABOUT!

Tim:The Strange Got You Didn’t they

CAPTAiN: I am the same way I was before the unknowing 

Tim: so you were a spy?!

CAPTAIN: no! For Christ sake man your going to force me to explain shit

Tim: PLS!

CAPTAIN: I’ll explain later I promise 

Tim: YOU SAID THAT WHEN YOU FIRST GOT YOUR HEART CUT OUT BUT HERE WE ARE

CAPTAIN: fuck off

CAPTAIN went offline

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TS

TS: Hello Jonny, I Hope Your Setting Back Well. I Feel you should know that the remaning of breaken and hope is dropping off the coffin at some point this week.

Jonny: ya i know he dropped it off erly to day

TS: erly

Jonny: whatever

Jonny: do you know how to cut off a thumb of a person with two layers of imortal?

TS:Unsure!

Jonny: wait melanie is draging me to Micheal of all beings

TS: [|:{O

TS: Keep Me Posted

Jonny: bro dragged me down into his coridors and showed be the bone turner guy.

Jonny: he took two of my ribs (kinda hurt btw) HE JUDGED MY BONES. he did not give enuogh deets to say what was wrong with it >:(

TS: could it have been from the Unknowing Blast?

Jonny: probably. Aaaannnywayys imma jump in a cave coffin thing

TS: have you ever seen those cave diving memes?

Jonny: Hell YA! hold on bro

Jonny: [Images sent of the Archivist in his most "archivist" looking fit in front of the coffin. the next image is of the coffin open with only Jonnys boots showing.]

Ashes

Ashes: Johnny when I find you I might stab you.

Ashes: me, Marius and gunpowder Tim are coming for you for an actual explanation. Because when I accidentally broke my arm, it healed instantly and I’m not sure if you noticed but Mary is no longer has an arm and Tim says it’s your fault

Jonny:😬

Ashes: don’t give me that face

TS

Jonny: target spotted.

TS:yippee!

Jonny: I’m kinda shocked. I get service down here.

TS: We have Texted through literal time in space.

Johnny: yeah that’s fair.

Jonny: ashes is on her way and she seems pissed so i might pretend to be stuck or lost

TS: Go For It. Would you like me to join you when you emerge?

Jonny: na I think you might give Tim a heart attack.

Jonny: how long has it been?

TS: about three days why?

Jonny: I think Martin is trying to summon me

TS: I say it’s time to emerge 

Jonny: fine

Jonny: just let me ‘Squirm’ out of here

TS: is that a worm pun

Jonny: hell ya

daisy was hard to drag up but Jon managed. When he reached the surface he was tied and the sound of tape recorders yelling at him in his own voice. Daisy and him breathed heavy uninterrupted until ashes barged in.

”JON! THREE DAYS!”

”oh ya I’m not dead and now I’m fine thanks for asking.” Daisy said quietly 

“hi ashes.”

”DONT ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T DO THAT ON PURPOSE!”

”shit” Jon said quite as he used the coffin to help him up

”Shit Is Right! I Asked TS About Your Whereabouts!”

”jon what?! Did you for real let me be locked in that place for an extra 3 days!”

”Prepare Yourself To Explain Before I Beat It Out of You. Mary Has To Relearn how to write Because Of You!”

”can I at least have the story to that” daisy asks still on the floor

”the unknowing exploded after you were locked in the coffin and a beam fell on Marius’s arm and I know a guy to fix it.”

”it made him IMMORTAL”

”how do you know? Did you test it?” Jonny asks excitedly.

”no we got thrown on a roof when we woke up and he tumbled in to the fire exit and he broke is leg I did the same and broke my arm but it healed instantly. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!”

”What?” Daisy asks finally standing 

“don’t worry about it.”

”you will tell us.”

”did you hear about the extinguished sun thing going on?” Jon deflects 

“yes but that’s not the point.”

”after we stop that then I’ll tell everyone.”

”are you sure your not going to be vague and shit when we ask you shit?”

”im sure. As long as we are as far from Jonah’s prying eyes as possible.”

”who the hell is Jonah” ashes asks 

“isn’t that dead guy who made the institute?” Daisy asks

”ya, but I assure you he is alive and kicking.”

”how would you know” ashes asks judging him

”I just do. Now me and Daisy here should get cleaned up and get to reading bout the next sun shit.”

the more Jon Knew about the extinguished sun the more he thought of that one hollow knight meme. He just had to recreate that when the time comes.

he recorded the first bit right after a statement. He held a paper just in frame and said “what are we going to fight the sun?” And he stopped the video ready to record the next bit

Aaaanyyyywaaayyy

he and ashes had a plan to get there now. A ship ride. He now realizes that this is the first boat that he as been on a ride in. Other than the Aroura but that’s a star ship and different.

he and ashes did not speak for most of the ride other than to try to get answers out of Jonny (not happening) or when Jonny stopped the quiet for a light snack.

after sitting down in the boat and in the archives he missed having the ability to not hide his tail and teeth. After that long stretch of time not hiding them it just felt unnatural.

he nolonger hid his extra eyes so why did he still feel the need to hide his snake like thing? He got bored contemplating so he pulled out his phone to check his text

Wings

Wings: hey Jonny 

Jonny: bro what

Wings: so you know how we gave me fake wings for concerts?

Jonny: ya

Wings: well I was talking to a nice old man just outside of the magnus institute and now I don’t think they’re fake

Jonny: did you get this guys name? This is very important 

Wings: I don’t know it was something like Simon

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Wings

Jonny: i think i know that guy, Simon Fairchild right?

Wings: ya how do you know him?

Jonny: through statments mostly

Jonny: give me the run down of what happen tho i think i can guess

Wings: well Ivy told me to check on the archives to see if it was still organized after you woke up

Wings: Simon was leaving as i got to the main doors

Wings: i waved to be nice and then i blinked

Wings: then I WAS ON TOP OF A FUNKING SKYSCRAPER

Jonny: funking?

Wings: shut up im typing fast and its not like you havent misspelled shit before!

Jonny: just continue

Wings: Then he funking pushed me of!!!

Jonny:funking, of

Wings:now im going to only say funking to piss you off

Jonny: no it will only make my bulling worse

Wings: ANYWAYYSS!!

Wings: I was falling for ages before something changed

Wings: around hour 2 i gained wings i still dont know why tho

Jonny: the sky took a liking to you i guess

Wings: i mean i was pritty chill about the whole thing after the first 10 min crash out i had

Jonny: fair tho

Jonny: i mean there is not a lot of things you could do in that situation

Wings: ya and after i gained the wings I got a hang of them before just chilling some more at high vilosity

Wings:also as a side note sproting wings HURTS bro

Wings:3/10 would prolly not recomend

Jonny: whats the 3 for

Wings: because now i have wings and you dont

Jonny: :(

Wings: hahahahahahhah

Wings: anyways simon came to check on me at like hour five-ish

Jonny:maybe he was disaponted you lasted longer before dieing

Wings: na i think it was more intrege

Jonny: i dont think thats how its spelled

Wings:sybau

Jonny: did he offer you money?

Wings: ya how the hell did you know that?!

Jonny: some guy was realy not happy about the fairchilds money for some reason

Wings:fun

Jonny:wait did this just happen or was it like a week ago type deal?

Wings: about a day after you left the archives to go do something, 

Jonny: Imma fight the sun

Wings: ya sure you are buddy

Jonny: Go Fly into the sea and strand your self on an island.

Wings: i can just fly back

Jonny:go for it just make sure not to fly too high to the sun or fall into the sea

Wings:ah yes, wings, THAT I GAINED WHEN CLOSE TO THE SUN, will melt of like beeswax when CLOSE TO THE SUN.

Jonny: Ha ha. Just dont fall into a plane jet.

Jonny: now run along. Ive got a sun to fight.

Wings: Proof or it didnt happen.

Jonny: fine

Jonny changed Wings name to Wings(fr)

Wings(fr):funk you

Jonny: aw, funk you to

When they got to the place where the dark ritural was suppost to take place there was no one thay could imedetly see. there were no windows and no lights so they left the door open and took out their flashlights. Ashes made a horable joke about keeping his Eyes peeled and jonny had to pretend to hate the pun.

a few more min of walking reveald to ashes that the building was basicly empty and now she was pissed at elias for giving her shit knowlage. jonny on the other hand knew it was hear in his bones. its like there was a blindspot that his mind refused to get rid of.

in the middle of this lovely non-conversatin his mind screamed at him."I Know this isn't - BEHIND YOU!" Jonny screams

Ashes was fast to react. Jonny was a slightly slower draw then her to act like he didnt know what he was doing. "DOWN!" Ashes calls out before shooting their company. the one light they had brerst and glass scraped to the floor.

the person thinks its a good idea to spit on D'Ville's good boots. "oh, Charming"  as he says charming his tail desides to make its self known and rattles. it was still consealed but it did give the person quite the scare, jonny is unsure if rattlesnakes can be here.

Manuela Dominquez aparently hated snakes as their eyes darted around looking for any sign of a snake not meeting jonnys eyes to see the fangs that looked down on them.

soon they were begging not to tell The Archivist what happen but the fall and make their statment.

MANUELA

There. Now you can kill me like the others.

[A sigh.]

BASIRA

She telling the truth?

ARCHIVIST

Yeah. I, I mean – Unless she can lie to me somehow. (inhale) You said it wasn’t the eclipse.

BASIRA

It’s not the time.

ARCHIVIST

Well. She believes it, at least. This doesn’t make any sense.

MANUELA

Well, where is she? Afraid to face what she’s done?

BASIRA

Just shut up.

MANUELA

(audible smirk) Coward. So, how did she do it? It’s been three years waiting, guarding this place without hope. At least do me the courtesy of telling me how she collapsed our moment of triumph.

[A sigh as she speaks.]

ARCHIVIST

You really don’t know, do you?

MANUELA

Know what?

ARCHIVIST

Gertrude’s dead. She died right around the time of your ritual.

MANUELA

(smirk again) Ha. So, stopping us took everything she had.

BASIRA

You wish. She was murdered. Unrelated, as far as we can tell.

MANUELA

That’s – Well – Then why are you here? Maxwell is dead. The ritual failed. What’s left?

ARCHIVIST

(inhales) A good question. (exhale) Basira?

BASIRA

You said the Dark Sun was still here.

MANUELA

(light laugh) Fine. If you’re so keen to take everything, undo the work of centuries, it’s just through that door.

BASIRA

John?

[The Archivist sighs. Static begins.]

ARCHIVIST

How dangerous is it?

MANUELA

Only myself, Maxwell, and Natalie could even look upon it. It will annihilate you both in an instant.

BASIRA

Ask her how we can destroy it.

ARCHIVIST

I know how. I just need to see it.

BASIRA

See as in…?

ARCHIVIST

As in… actually see it.

MANUELA

Go ahead. Just try.

BASIRA

(overlapping) Look, it’s okay, John. No one else knows it’s here. And if we just leave it, no one will know.

[D'VILLE]

No, No. let me Fight the sun. atualy quick question, how does this fuck ass sun react with cams?

[MANUELA]

like most eclipses?? why kind of wierdo wants to record this.

[D'VILLE]

Acualy i dont need to know i got a fancy space phone.

and to answer your question, Raph asked for proof or it didnt happen.

[ASHES]

What do you mean 'Fancy Space Phone'?!

[D'VILLE]

dont worry you have one two.

[ASHES]

WHAT!

but before he was forced to explain further, he did his favoret thing at this point and ran away.

the eclipces was blinding and that consintrated ring of light felt about as good as the lunar cannon that burnt out Tims eyes. chances are thats what his eyes were doing. but as the black lightning scars started to burn into his flesh he pulled out his phone that has used to capture supernovas.

he pointed it to him in a selfie and slowly turned to have the dark sun in frame. his eyes were burned but as soon as the normal video was done he made a second video of him atualy fighting the damn thing...........

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Wings(fr)

Wings(fr):dont be mad.

Jonny:what did you do.

Wings(fr):befor you judge i would like to guide your Eyes to the 'Fighting the sun' videos

Jonny: Out With It.

Wings(fr): i may have been hit by a flying machine

Jonny: A plane. what was the one thing i asked you not to do.

Wings(fr): get hit by a plane

Jonny: and what did you do?

Wings(fr): get hit by a plane

Jonny: are you ok? are you bleeding?

Wings(fr):aww, does jonny-boy care?

Jonyy:oh please i am being polite

Wings(fr): and to ancer your quetsion i def broke somthing

Jonny: bad spelling, do you know what you broke?

Wings(fr):prob my wing

Jonny:great

Wings(fr):what does that mean?

Jonny: >:3

Wing(fr):WHAT DOES THAT MEAN JONNY?!

Jonny: >:333

The Mechs

CAPTAIN:MY MECHS

CAPTAIN: I am happy to anounce that the time has finaly come

Ashes:what the hell is he on about now?

CAPTAIN:OUR APOTHEOSIS IS ALMOST COMPLEAT!

CAPTAIN:almost all of us has liberated ourselves from our mortal shells!

Tim Goes Crazy: what the hell is this man talking about

BrASS(fr):Let The Man Cook

TS:I Agree With Brian!

Wings(fr):that doesnt explain shit!

CAPTAIN: CANT YOU SEE WHAT THIS MEANS!!!???

Ashes: Jonny be honest with me, has the eye given you sum forbiden knowlage or are you drunk?

CAPTAIN:NON OF THE ABOVE!

ShipFucker: he is just like this when he is having fun

ShipFucker: I beleve he wants us to go on vacation with him

CAPTAIN: nasty is correct. non of you get a say in this.

Ashes

Ashes: are you sure this is a good idea?

Ashes: I mean you havent been at work to stably in the past what 8(?) month.

Jonny: we are going to spead the prossses up

Ashes: I atleast have to stay to help out the gang

Jonny:Pish Posh

Ashes: pish posh?

Jonny: you dont get a say in this we are going. 

Jonny: I am your boss and if I go without you you will have to wait for any answers. The rest of the mechs are the ones that actually explain shit now that almost all of us have been changed I will explain in full when we get back 

Jonny: and the archives can join us. For the q n a sesh not the vaca

Ashes: fine but you best I will be pestering you the whole time. 

Ashes: how long will this take anyway?

Jonny: time has no meaning so it doesn’t matter 

Ashes: well do I at least need to grab work to bring along?

Jonny: hell no!

Doc

Doc: Jonny I know your excited for TGWDLM:R but you know that most of the mechs are a different flavour of Theater kid.

Doc: Your scaring the hoes man

Doc: think of the hoes!

Jonny: you can’t seriously expect me to stop the references. 

Jonny: “Think of the hoes!” I did I don’t Care. Plus it’s not to far off of what is happening.

Jonny: they are not becoming Devine or shit but they are def changing into something greater.

Doc: dude outsiders will say that we are in a cult if you keep up this talk

Jonny; you are just no fun!

Doc: round up the band and I will meet you in the archives.

and true to her word she was there by the time the mechs got there. She led them out to the hidden aurora and prepared to take off.

jonny prepared the lab for Ralph’s wings and just like that ivy was the only mortal left on the ship.

when they took off Brian set course for what they only knew as “The City” a grim old city that spread across the entire planet. On land, on sky, on sea, and inside the world.

the plan was to start off simple. Dig their claws in a bit, find a story. If nothing poked out they would split up and run rampant till they got bored.

They all had their fun in their own ways. Ashes was the one who found an album worthy story surprisingly.

She went by hades and was the equivalent to a mob boss throughout the entire thing. A guy named Ulysses was in trouble.

when they finally got back they decided it was the best to stay in space for a bit just to slide into someone socially expectable. It was then that the doctor approached him with an unreadable face.

the mechs were in the other room practicing their newest album just loud enough not to listen in. And Ivy waits next to them trying to work with her new brain

”Jonny, how much do you like your earth”

Jonny sat there with a confused face for a moment. “Quite a bit? I mean most of my friends are there even if I am closer to the mechs than ever.”

”so you would be upset if it was to change drastically?”

”what are you playing at? I would prefer it not change yes.” He stood there for a moment before his brain processed what this could mean.

”my world is going to end. Isn’t it?” He looked sad even if it wasn’t for the fact that he couldn’t feel sadness anymore. 

“don’t look at me like this. It’s sad yes but most worlds go through this at some point.”

”how did it happen?” It was a very good question but Jonny had an idea he was not likely to love the answer.

”you.”

”me?!” The doctor nods. “THE FUCK YOU MEAN Me!?” Jonny shouts and the band falters.

”Keep Playing! This Doesn’t Concern You!” The doctor said and the band continued but weakly. Jonny lets out a sigh.

”I will not end my world. Where the hell am I supposed to live!? New Texas!?! The only thing that that place got going for it is that they have snakes that like me.”

”I would expect you to live on the ship.”

”man I’m not going To ENd THe WORLD” the band falters again but this time it restarts immediately when they hear the doc’s sigh.

”I’m am simply trying to worn you of what’s to come. If it makes you feel better, it’s just a small apocalypse.”

”That doesn’t help!” Jonny whisper yells at the doctor.

”then sad to say you end the world and you are sad now.”

”imma fight you.”

”Wha-“ the doctor can’t get the word out before Jonny sucker punches her

“Why tell me If I CANNOT FIX IT”the doctor spits out a mouthful of Blood.

”bitch. I Could Have Not Told You!! You could have been junpscard by too many eyes! But no. I was trying to be polite.” She spat dodging jonnys next swing of his knife

”being polite is telling me how to avoid it!” Jonny says dodging carmilla’s retaleation. This goes on for a little bit before carmilla caches her breath enough to answer. They are both a bit bloody at that point.

”well that would take the fun out of it, Jonny-Boy” the doctor breaths in between the phrases as she takes out her way to ruin the fun.

she shoots Jon in the leg twice and he staggers and the band stops playing for the final time. He can hear footprints in the distance but his mind is filled with rage.

“Oh YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!” He grabs the doctor by her shoulder and starts to hobble with surprising speed to the airlock. In the shuffle, her gun was knocked out of her hand before he shoved her into the airlock.

” Chances are I’m gonna regret this later, but enjoy your time on the Sun right next to the Milky Way. I might come back for you.” And with that the doctor is gone and Jonny is left leaning against a wall bloody.

he doesn’t know why he got so angry. Logically he knows that the world will recover enough for the moon Kaiser to take throne he’s pretty sure it was just the fact that it was him doing it. Or maybe he actually tolerated the archival staff.

The rest of the band was walking in as a turned to face the door.

”Jonny What The FUCK happened!” Ashes asked after a moment. Johnny just scowled.

”nothing. Brian set a course for earth.”

”are you sure? it sounded like you just had a fight and I don’t see the doctor anywhere.” Brian said moving closer in the room.

” Yes, I’m fucking sure. And it’s either you do it or I will.” John said pushing through the door before ashes put a hand on your shoulder.

” Johnny, no offence what do you even know how to fly this thing? Brian is the pilot and if he’s not then the doctor is.”

” Do you seriously think that I would make an entire unit in the military kill themselves for A starship that I didn’t know how to fly? How idiotic do you think I am.” He said shaking off ashes Hand. The rest of the mix were in shock that they just got out of his way.

That was the first time that they have ever truly seen Johnny Deville angry. And if Johnny got his way, it would be the first and last.

Archival crew

Jon: When I get back to the archives there will be a manditory meeting. if you are not seen in the archives you will be punished

Tim: oh what are you are you gonna do Fire Us? oh pls do

Jon: I Said nothing of firing you.

Martin: since im more of a personal asstant this cannot aply to me

Jon:You are going or your going to pay

Martin: you cant make me.

Ashes: trust me right now you donnot want to mess with him right now. he is in a pissy mood and even his close friends almost got their heads bitten off.

..

Ashes: that is not a metiphor.

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Jonny sat in his office waiting for the archives to come to work. He was munching on a snickers and was thinking about why he got so angry, he did not have an answer.

the rest of the mechs were behind him waiting as well. Most did not have seats so they leaned or hoped on the bookshelf. Raph was hanging from the top of the shelves like a bat and kept messing with the books when she got bored.

Soon all the archives crew funnelled in with Martin closest to the door and Sasha + daisy up front. In the very back tho, there was a bright yellow door with its old sign, ‘Just here for shits and giggles’ written in the most loopy font Jonny has ever seen.

”so what’s this about?” Sasha asked trying to keep her tone light and act like she wasn’t worried. Tim looked like he was about to ask the same question, but didn’t want to get any closer to the toy soldier than necessary.

”I believe I owe all of you an explanation.” He said pointing around him to the mechs and archives. “So I’m here to do so before it’s too late.”

”wait fr?!” Ashes asked from Jonny right.

”ya, I Know, shocking.”

”but why would it be too late? You make it seem like something big is going to happen.” Daisy asked

”don’t worry about it yet. I will get to that. Now shall I start from the beginning?”

”You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this. Please continue.” The door speaks as it opens to reveal a man(?) just quiet enough for Jon to hear him and to scare the others.

”alright. So do y’all remember when I was kidnapped that first time?” Some murmured yes from the Og’s and some confused looks from daisy and Melanie. “Ok for those who don’t know then, I was kidding a couple weeks into my job as head archivist.

”quick question what did you guys think happened?” Jonny asked cutting himself off.

Sasha spoke first, “I guess over the years I assumed it was some avatar who heard bout the new Archivist and wanted to mess with him.” Most of the others with avatar knowledge began to nod

”sorry to say that that’s not what happened.” 

“what?!?” Tim whispered “then what got ya!” Tim asked aloud this time.

”how many of you are aware of Dr. Carmilla?” The mechs raised their hand and the Og archives had a look that said ‘oooohhhhh that gall.’ “Well she kidnapped me and did this.” He said pulling out the jar that still contained his heart. He isn’t sure why it hasn’t gone wrinkly yet but he guesses that it has something to do with his new heart.

”that is your heart?! I thought you just got it off the black market or something!” Melanie said shocked.

”Nope!”he said popping the P. “This bad boy is all mine.”

”so will you tell us how you are alive now?” Martin asked tho he still looked detached from the conversation.

”well I got a mechanical hear basically. I have a picture of it but I think I should wait for dramatic effects. And to get you wormed up.”

”it’s warm up.” Nastya corrects.

”I said what I ment and I ment what I said.” Jonny said with the smile of someone who just made an excellent pun. “Anyways that new heart keeps me from dying and the way it was made can be used to make fake limbs too and it does the same. Making us all effective immortal.” He said gesturing to the mechs once more.

Some shocked faces go though the archives but he ignores them and continues on “we can show you some examples as we get further into the story. Honestly not much of a wait. Also when I was kidnapped the doctor said I was ‘Too Easy to kidnap.’ So i was told how to use my gun.” 

As Jonny said that he pulled out his gun and began to spin it absentmindedly making a few people uncomfortable.

”that was around the first time I remember dieing. She shot me in the head to prove a point.” More shocked faces from the archives and the mechs nodded because that is something the doc would do.

”the second time I died I was mugged. I woke on the floor with the guy walking out of the ally. That was also the first time I killed a man on purpose.”Jonny says still spinning his gun.

”on purpose?” Ashes asked

”ya. When I was like 8 years old I fed a man to a big spider. Anyways I still have the knife the mugger dropped. From the second death I started to see the extent of my immortality. Turns out there’s no limit to ways a man can die. Martin do you remember when I dropped that bookshelf?”

”yes, did you do that on purpose?” Marin asked 

“well no but I did die a LOT. I was trying to get into that trap door.” He said pointing to the trap door.

”you went into the tunnel before we found Gertrude?” Sasha asked “why didn’t you tell us about them!”

”because I didn’t get to far before I was stuck in a room for about a week. Leitner missed a mark with his book and then I was stuck and starving from one of my attempts at death.”

”that sounds horrible!” Sahsa says

”yes but this is where I come in!” Micheal says approaching the archivist to lean on his desk.

”I starved to death more times than I can count in there. I kinda lost hope until this bitch of a door came along and threw a tortured woman named hellen in the room with me.”

the next part he spoke fast and quietly hoping that no one would hear and he couldn’t be held accountable for them not listening. “Then I ate her. And she sparked a long line of meals with the doctor.”

”what?”

”he said he is a cannibal” the door said checking his nails earning him a hit to the ribs he both had to many and too little of. The entire group looked like they wanted to throw up. “Then I dropped him in an alley and the doc said she was also a vampire and that was the thought that came before our weekly dinners.”

”I remember Elias told us about that.” Daisy said.

”that he did but we will get to that.” Jonny said in his normal (now kinda southern ) voice. "AnyWaysss, were was I?"

"The Worms? I Think Thats Were That Was Going." the toy soulder answerd

"RIGHT! The worms! so Jane was atcually realy nice when she thinks your a part of the flesh hive."

"you talked to her?" GP tim asked

"ya she was chill after i fell into the worms." raph and nastya said ew. "what? its not my falt i fell!"

"sure whatever man." marius says

"I GoT PiCs" the door sang reching into his pocket."If nothing else you get to see jonny-Boys cool new heart.”

Of the mechanism is leaned over Michael shoulder to look at the pictures So did the archive crew, but they were a little grossed by the whole thing.

“ oh yeah, before I get too far ahead and forget to tell you during the warm attack I may or may not have fell and hit my teeth so now I got the sick ass Fangs” he said smiling as he unhid his fangs.

” spooky. so every time you get injured, your body decides you should be a snake?” archived Tim says

” that’s the leading theory. Anyways next major event I can remember is making plans to go get the aurora. The aurora by the way is a starship no I will not elaborate. Take a guess on what it is. Tim, do you remember when you caught me in the archives with a gun?”

” Yeah, so you were stealing a spaceship then? Cause that makes a whole lotta sense.”

” Precisely that. We went to a different planet using the poor starship we had that was infested with Otto kittens again will not Elaborate. I strolled in in the middle of a revolution and decided to play a game with the fleeing unit that originally owned the aurora.

” The game was simple. The last one standing got the ship. It wasn’t just a simple battle to the death or anything cause I still wasn’t used to that. No, It was a Russian roulette. I said they could fill the gun with however many bullets they wanted they filled the entire bullet so I took the first shot.”

Some of the group grimaced Knowing what that means

” Imagine their shock when the guy who just shot himself in the head started having a shot of vodka as he watched the rest of the crew shoot themselves. It’s still unclear whether or not they were doing it out of honour for their better or just terrified of what I would do if they didn’t. 

Which is fair to be honest I probably would’ve killed them anyways.”

” Oh my God, you really are a monster.” Daisy said backing up a little.

” Yeah, pretty much. Also right after this, I forgot my phone in the archives cause I figured I wouldn’t need it in space and that is why you saw me covered in dust blood ash.”

” You said it was a bar Fight!“ Sasha exclaimed

” Like that would’ve made it better,” Tim said quietly

” Anyways, a couple days past and Michael comes by to say hi and to steal my steak and stab me as One Does. It ruined my last white shirt of the week and that was fun.

” Soon after that, me and the doctor went on our first real Off World adventure. New Texas. It’s basically the wild wild West it has a whole bunch of snakes and I love them all and from here I shall summarise.

The doctor became basically an assassin. I joined her on occasion for the time that we were there, but IThe doctor became basically a assassin. I joined her on occasion for the time that we were there, but I was mostly under care of a drunk to mess with him a little bit.

also there was this guy named one eyed Jack who tried to be my father and then I ended up killing both the one I was messing with and him and then everyone else in the bar. I burnt it to the ground and then we are out of there.”

the chances are that most of the people either didn’t register that or just listen to the song they made when it first came out because that didn’t give them a lot of reaction.

“ so fun fact that day that I fell down the stairs I not only broke my neck but Dave shortly before almost cut off my foot like clear it off with a battle act he was taken to artefact storage.”

a lot of the archives – was either confused or was sad at the mention of days even though he has been gone for so long the wound still seems a little fresh.

” then I think I offhandedly mentioned what all happened with the Daves scenario so I’m not gonna explain any further just know that leitner is a bitch and he kinda deserve that brutal pipe murder.”

that gained a lot of nodding from the group lotta murmured ‘ yeah’ and ‘ true thats’ and ‘ that bitch’

” The thing that you guys probably didn’t realise was the fact that this was the time in which Brian went missing.”

” Oh yeah! It’s been so long I almost forgot.” Brian said from his corner

” Well, to fill you all in, I suppose, Brian over here was kidnapped by the peoples church the divine host.”

” The fucking ones that worship the dark?! The ones where we smoked their ass!?!” Basera says

” You mean when I smoked their ass? I have scars to prove it all you did there was get Seasick.” Daisy got a chuckle out of that one

” But yeah, those are the same guys. Specifically Julia Montock’s Father themed. If you don’t know, he was a serial killer that Had a jar of hearts covering the walls of the shed in which you did his work.

they got Brian so me and a group of like 10 other police people, including Daisy and ashes went to save him but by the time I got there his body was no more than beat into a pulp and one of the cult leaders were standing over him, heart in hands ready to be stabbed.

And I took Brian‘s heart over to the doctor and we got them all fixed up so that’s fun. Also, this is around where Nastia joined the crew to because when she returned to Britain, the doctor found her and drainer of blood and replaced it with quicksilver case you didn’t know.”

” It was kind of rude.” Nasty pouted in the corner next to Brian.

” from there I gave them the ✨ talk ✨.”

” he made it sound like a puberty talk in case you’re wondering.” Brian chimed in again

” and I did that purposefully thank you very much:) also from there we went on our first group adventure compared to just the two of me in the doctor.

The toy soldier was supposed to join us for that one but due to preparing for the unknowing they could not. So we got some video recordings of us doing random shit. I actually have some of them now.”

(from there they show the entire group the first recording that can be found in the chapter that is just of Johnny singing old King Cole and shooting Carmela in 

The films continued on for a couple of minutes some more chaotic than others. With a lot of the bloodshed a good amount of the archival staff cringed back, especially when it got to his favourite part in sleeping beauty as he says” Hello ladies” And then is shot at his blood flying everywhere, but he retaliate also.

once the screen shuts off he puts it away and faces the group once more. They have all moved to in front of the desk to watch the videos so now he can look at them all in one glance. Technically he could do that before because of his freaky eye powers he just chose not to.

” now I’m just gonna quickly gloss over a lot of the next bit with one go try to keep up because I will not be repeating it because a lot of the things either you were there for I explained it or it’s gonna be in an album soon, so keep that in mind as I speak.” he’s talking speed sped up as he continued

” the unknown was never going to end the world I knew that from the start. I planned it perfectly so Marius would chop off his arm and ashes would lose her lungs. I made it so that no one would die not because we’re friends just because that’s a lot of paperwork. 

Tim of the archives you were right I did shoot myself in the head to get rid of the unknown effects. When I woke up after the Explosion I grabbed ashes Marius actually the doctor grabbed those because I was busy chatting up the toy soldier.

shortly after that, me the toy soldier and the doctor went over to Tim (Gun Powder Tim, Not archives) In a hotel to get ourselves clean up and Kidnap him to go fight the moon Kaiser and to mechanised Tim.

His eyes got burnt out of his sockets so that was an easy fix. Nothing needed Removed just added. So The procedure went fast, and then we just kicked you to The curb literally you were dropped off right next to the explosion just six months into the future.

Me and the toy soldier faked myself into being in a coma so we had to put a switch the clone they made for me..

Simon Fairchild gave Rafael wings which she promptly lose when she got hit by a plane so we replaced them with a mechanism so she would be ready to fly by the time we went to ‘ the city’

it technically does have a name it’s just there’s only one city so we just call it the city. we brought Ivy along to for fun and gave her mechanism too now she doesn’t even have her brain.

now I’m pretty sure that brings us up-to-date other than the fact that oh yeah, I definitely threw Carmela out of the airlock but I’m not gonna talk about that so we don.”

With all of the people so close to the door they completely left the trap door in his reach and didn’t think he just wanted to explain one of the most important things at the moment.

so down the hatch he went an entirely meant to just lose himself there for a good while until he decides to emerge with his new eye powers.

as he took one final glance at the group of stun faces above him he noticed that Martin was missing. He couldn’t have been gone for a long but probably as soon as he left Martin faded out of existence most likely forced by Lucas.

but that didn’t matter cause down he goes.

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The Mechs

CAPTAIN: I want yall to get the fuck off earth.

Ashes: What?

CAPTAIN: this world is due for an apocalypse. You can be apart of a better apocalypse without actually being fucked with because you want have direct contact with the gods there.

BrASS(fr): so where do you want to go?

CAPTAIN: not me. And Aroura already has the place set to go. It’s Norse mythology flavoured and you can see their apocalypse. 

BookKeep: what’s our time frame.

CAPTAIN: 80 years or until the train arrives. Once the train arrives you got to get your ass out of the solar system. If you are touched by the gods of that world it will fallow you. We can’t have that.

Wings(fr): what about you? Where will you be in all this if you aren’t going. 

CAPTAIN: earth’s apocalyptic future. 

CAPTAIN: gonna be honest I hate the gods we have here. They are nerd ass bitches and do not deserve a world of its own so imma stop it.

Tim Goes Crazy: and is this a solo mission.

CAPTAIN: that entirely depends on my ability to manipulate buddy’s into help me.

Ashes: I’m kinda already tied into the dread gods so would you mind if I join?

CAPTAIN: sure. But only you. We will mostly not be with you for half of it but that means you can kick it in a slaughter domain.

Medical Malpractice: didn’t that grifter guy say you would make a great Slaughter Avatar?

CAPTAIN: ya but I think splitting me up into three would be difficult.

Medical malpractice: What?

CAPTAIN: What?

CAPTAIN: guys it’s time to get going. Nastya your in charge of keeping the gang in at most two groups. No more than that. If we get to spread out then the risk of yogsathoth re apocalypse ing us is way to high.

ShipFucker: Eye Eye, First Mate!!

CAPTAIN: no time to waste with complaints. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. I don’t have a time frame for this place so it could start any moment.

He had to end that conversation quickly as he was being called. Not by a voice of course, but by the tether that often rips when he leaves earth.

if he tried to go the other direction it wanted him to go it gave him a headache and almost physically pulled him.

as he walked through the tunnels at some point urgentness pulled him into a sprint until he was in the panopticon. He felt the lonely nearby but also the Eye. He saw 3 people up on the guard tower in the middle.

Jonah, Peter, and Martin. He say the fog roll in heavier than ever as he jogged up the stairs. Just as he got up he was standing next to not three people, just one.

”Damn It.” He wanted to punch Lucas in his throat, if only he was faster.

”there is still time ya Know.” Jonah says “just Look for the path and walk it.” He points to the spot where fog still lingers.“go on. Punch him. I was looking for another divorce.”

”and if I kill him can I steal Martin?”

”if you can get him out then sure. I don’t think I can stop you from having a walking buddy. I know you want someone to walk with you.”

”good bye nerd. You Know what? No, Bad Bye.” And with that Jonny disappeared into the fog.

He walk by the shore of the forsaken for a little bit, letting the Eye guide him. Soon he was chasing Peter. 

when he looked hard enough at Peter he froze. He could smite his ass with just a look. That was fun and all and he would def be using that in the future. But he wanted to se his blood as he falls.

He takes out his gun and shoots Peter in his legs first so he can definitely hit his heart as he goes for the kill.

then he sees Martin in the fog. He looks dead on the inside and almost dead on the outside. Jonny looks at him and slowly approaches. Just slow enough that the lonley thinks he might just forgets he is there.

then he shoots right next to martins ear. Martin falls and his lonley glaze over his eyes vanishes.

”THE HElL WAS THAT FOR!” He yelled as he tries to stop the ringing in his ears.

”you wouldn’t believe me if I said I was there normally!”

”DID YOU TRY!”jonny shrugs.

”idk…” he mumbles. “Hey you wanna flee the country?”

They did and the Scottish safe house is now is set. (The bad grammar is on point today lads)

”hey Martin I am going spooky mode for a sec. I recommend you go for a walk. Tell me if you find any good Cows”.

”Well obviously I’ll tell you if I see any good CoWs” Martin leaves with a to go cup of tea and Jonny sifts through the box of statement they got.

when it hit him. A force trying to pull him to a statement. This was it. He held off as long as he could so he can text the bros

The Mechs

CAPTAIN:are y’all off planet yet?

ShipFucker: yep. Is it apocalypse time for you.

Ashes: well thanks for the warning 

CAPTAIN: ya it is. Ashes make sure you start to pack your weapons.

Ashes: all ready done.

Medical Malpractice: good luck lads. We are at the place and it is kinda fun here.

TS:^To The Lads Bit.

Time Goes Crazy: ^^

CAPTAIN: have fun with the train. Imma be here in Scotland.

BrASS(fr):[vid sent of that one “SCOTLAND FOREVER!!” Thing]

CAPTAIN: not for long.

“Hello Jon, Apologies For The deception…” (no matter how much I Have that memorised I will not be writing it all out.) “I… Open… THE DOOR!”

the windows shattered and Jonny wanted to faint. He didn’t tho. He just rested his eyes until Martin slapped him in the face.

”hu? Wa? Wah the fah?” He loved quoting TGWDLM in the afternoon. 

“NOT THE TIME JON. EYES IN THE SKY.”

”oh shit fr?”

”YES FOR REAL!” Martin takes a shaky breath and continues. “I- I don’t know if it’s just here or…” his voice fades as Jon gets up and faces the large window in the living room.

”no, it’s everywhere. And the watcher… Drinks it aallllll in.” He can’t explain why but it feels good to know every thing. He tries to cover the way he smiles with a bad attempt to cry.

man now he feels bad for the doctor.