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Hello, readers! Dang, 3,000 hits already? This is cool! (Mom I’m famous!!!!!) I’m sure y’all are wondering where the chapters are. They’re in my tummy I ate them sorry.
(Jk, they’re not in my stomach. This fanfic is not a stomach book. But it does contain stomach book references!)
I’ve recently started writing new fics, mostly consisting of angst, so that’s exciting! As a result of this and my lack of ideas/motivation for this, I might have to put bread>key on a hiatus for a little bit while I work on some other stuff. It’s hard for me to sit down and write for a long amount of time due to human zoomies, so my writing process is a little slow and I can’t balance projects well. However…
Y’all are probably gonna have a Halloween special for this fic if I can find my motivation!! Yay!!!!!
Anyway, y’all are probably starved for chapters, so I tried writing a Drabble! Here ya go!
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Shedletsky Fanclub
Chance: that hacklord guy was weird af
Elliot: bruh he was so transphobic
007n7: yeah I hate him let’s beat him up
Dusekkar: hmmm
Dusekkar: that might be possible
007n7: REALLY??
Dusekkar: I can do the portal thing again
Elliot: LETS GO
Chance: 67 COUNCIL
Chance: TO ARMS!!!!!
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Chance: y’all we beat him up
Noli: SICKKKKKK
Elliot: PARTY AT BUILDER BROTHERS EVERYONE
Noli: OOH I LOVE THE PIZZA THERE
Dusekkar: it’s “goated” as the children say
1x1x1x1: cool gimme pineapple
Shedletsky: pineapple on pizza is a war crime but ok
1x1x1x1: choose your next words very carefully.