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What’s up, y’all- it's ya boy. I thought I had a shitty enough past to avoid the AO3 curse but the universe said “Bitch u thought?” Anyways the curse is real- don’t want to get too into what happened but I don’t have the stomach to write friends to lovers in case the Event Cause is still hovering around my account. Sorry to those who were enjoying this, I was enjoying it too. To the hoverer- get some help, and fucking learn from this because if you don’t you’re going to live a very lonely life. Pervert.