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Ivy Sprig Bakery and Records. A newer place that opened up just a walk away from Vessel’s house. It was II’s idea to check out the bakery, after the couple of times he bought coffee there on his way to work. He thought it was time to show them this cute little hobbit hole of a bakery. 

III was apprehensive about all of this, not knowing if they would like anything. Vessel was just nervous in general. Vess hates going out in public, everyone stares at them because of its height. II might be the only one not nervous, for the main reason that he knew there was a certain person he had a feeling that would change their minds. 

The three of them walking through an alleyway while II led the way. “ii are you gonna kill us or something, this is shady.” III says unnerved by this as they hold Vessel's hand. “where almost there, you know i'm not a big fan of main roads for numerous reasons” II smiles as he walks, taking a turn that leads to the front of Ivy Sprigs. “Here we are” II exclaimed as the two taller beings look at this lovely little bakery, with a dark cottage core almost witchy vibe to it. “I call dibs on the records!” III calls out before they run into the cafe. Both II and Vessel giggle as they hold hands and walk into the bakery. 

they find III already scouring the records for old albums from a band they enjoy. III does squeak and bounce around when they find a limited edition color variant of a record.

“I'll go get coffee, while you watch him” II speaks softly to Vessel as he gets up on his tippy toes just to kiss Vessel's cheek. Which makes the taller blush and hum in agreement. 

II making his way to the cafe/bakery section of the shop, he knew III and Vess would be on their way soon after III found their records. II gets in line and soon feels the presence of his two tall lovers, which calms his paranoia.

III’s jaw drops to the floor all of a sudden. II just chuckles when he feels Vessel also fluster, just by the way they are clutching onto II’s shoulder. “I told you guys I would change your minds” II say with a grin as he also checks out the person they are collectively looking at.

The person in question is a lovely brunette with grays at his temples and widows peak, thin wire oval glasses low on his nose as he smiles and talks to customers. ‘Ivy’ was the name on his apron, which if they all thought right he was the owner. II had met the man a couple of times, though never really had a super meaningful conversation with him. 

“How can i help you lads today?” IV asks as he looks between all three of them. Smiling when he sees II “oh it you Lii!” IV expels like he was surprised. “Its II, i just say Lii for simplicity” II nods, knowing a lot of people find his name odd.

Ivy types out something on his ordering tablet, “i'm guessing the usual black eye” ivy smiles. II hums in confirmation, “and anything those two would like?” IV asks as he gestures to III and Vessel. “They are your partners, right? you mentioned a Vessel or Verna? And some one you called Red?” Ivy asks as he pulls out cups and starts to write down II’s name on it. 

“Black coffee, please” Vessel says with a slight shake to its voice before they just whisper to II what they want. “And a blueberry scone” II adds on, wanting to make sure vessel got all it wanted. “And what's your name sweetheart” IV ask’s vessel so he can write down the name on their cup. Vessel at first flusters at the pet name being used so smoothly. “Vess- no, put down Verna” Vessel says with a soft smile, which makes II squeeze its arm gently in congratulations. 

III smiles when IV turns to ask what they want, “what do you recommend..” III looks at IV’s name tag “..Ivy?” they finish with a smirk. IV just smiles “i fear I- it might be too sweet for you” he tries to flirt back.

II kicks III in the ankle “OW!”. this sight makes IV laugh and snort, which amazes all of them. “goodness. okay, too answer your question Red” IV say with a big grin “my favorites the cafe miel, coffee wise. but tea wise, i usually go with a london fog” IV responds as he plays with his pen “your pick though”.

III leans against the counter as they think, “I'll try the cafe miel” they say “as long as it's, as sweet as you” III purrs. “oh jesus christ” Vessel whispers “this is the same thing they did to me when we first met” Vessel tells II. 

IV just snorts and writes it down “what's your name?” he asks with a soft expression “unless you just want me to write down Red?”. III shakes their head “put down Thea, but you can call me III.. or whatever you want” III chuckles. “III you are horrible at being subtle” II groans and crosses his arms as Vessel rests its chin on his head. 

IV gets pulled away from the cashregister by evaline so she can discuss something with him. III just watches that and then giggles and turns to II and Vessel “i'm not trying to be subtle, i'm trying to get closer” III admits. 

II’s eyes widen “you just met him, Thea!” II yelps. “I feel like that's what you said to yourself when you met me, Lii” III counters, being a smart ass.

Vessel takes a deep breath “ok my loves, can we not get into a tift at the moment. Both of you need coffee, and some food” Vessel says as it takes their partners hands. Both III and II take a deep breath. 

“I'm going to finish ordering, you take III to look at the records. Try and find me something please” II mutters as he pulls away so he can finish the order with Elanor as vessel and III walk off to cool down.

After coffee and some food II and III hold hands as they feel normal now. “Sorry that i was rude” III apologizes. “I accept your apology. But you aren't wrong, there was a reason that Vessel was the one to start dating you first before I did. And it was because I felt it was too soon” II explains, even if this might be odd to discuss in the middle of a bakery. 

IV walks over after finishing up what he needed to with evaline. “Sorry I had to walk away, evidently someone wants an ambrosia salad style cake for their wedding.” IV laughs as he takes off his apron and pulls up his sleeves to expose his forearms. Which the three men gawk at, seeing the ivy tattoos wrap around his wrists and up.

“So can I get you three anything before you head out?” IV asks with a soft expression that makes his eyes look more blue then they were before. 

“Some ivycakes” III blurts out as their face reddens. “I've never heard of that, we do have angel food cake though!” IV responds obviously.

II clears his throat and chimes in, “we are good, we are just about to go purchase those records Thea picked out and then head off home.” II excuses. 

“Well, come back soon. it was great to finally meet your partners, they are very sweet” Ivy says as he makes eye contact with III. which II notices, and so does Vessel by the way it grabs II’s waist and squeezes gently.

After they pay for the records and walk out the bakery, Vessel finally speaks about its experience. “I like Ivy, he has pretty eyes. I wonder if he's single” Vessel smiles as all three of them walk together. 

“The ivycakes thing was about his ass… i asked for a slice of his ass” III explains. 

Both II and Vessel look over at III in surprise.

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II had to go out to work earlier then usual. His client decided to book a five - six hour appointment at nine in the morning. To top it all off he had to shave the grown out scruff on his jaw, and trim his mustache this morning because it was getting in his mouth.

He made his way to ivy sprigs like he did most mornings when he made his way to work, because they took the same route. It was surprisingly hotter than it usually was in the mornings so he rolled up his sleeves and pulled up his hair in a messy bun. not caring how he looks at the moment.

once at ivy sprigs he went to open the door but it didn’t budge, odd. he decided maybe today wasn’t the day to get coffee but then he heard the jingle of the bell for the door and turned to see IV.

“was just opening up, come on in i’ll get you a ham & swiss roll” Ivy says with a soft look, looking a little longer then usual just to notice II’s more put together appearance and detailed neck tattoo. IV turns around and walks back in, he silently takes a deep breath to calm his nerves. II follows IV in, hold his bag strap a bit out of habit and to calm himself.

“you can come sit behind the counter with me, no one else is here yet. just us two” IV says with a soft grin as he prepares II ham & swiss roll, like he did every morning for the past month.

II sits down on a stool near IV, watching as he heats up one of the baked good he likes.

II looks at the ivy tattoos on IV’s wrists and forearms, “how long have you had those?” II asks while he sets down his bag and pulls out his sketchbook.

“long, long time. they where originally stick and pokes i did back in uni. then i actually got the rest done by a professional.” IV answers as he hands II the warm ham & swiss roll “i’ll get you that coffee made for you in a second” IV smiles as he starts to clean up the counter.

II takes a bite of the roll and hums “i could fit you in for a session between some clients if you’re in need of someone to do some designs for you” II offers.

IV looks over at him with a very obvious blush on his cheeks, “i need a touch up on some tattoos on my thighs, but it would be a while till i can get the money” IV thinks as he looks away and continues to clean up the counter.

“it's on the house, you already give me free coffee and baked goods” II responds as he sits up straight in a bit of a defensive stoic posture.

“I consider you a friend now, so it's the most I could do to repay you,” II says with a bit of a softer tone than usual. IV just looks at him with a completely red face and chest.

“Are you okay Ivy?” II asks worried IV would pass out.

“im.. im fine, just a bit flustered by-“ was cut off by a whistle “wow Ivy wasn’t expecting you to have a snack this early in the morning” evaline giggles as she walks into the front, she looks II up and down “your that tattoo artist that works up the street, right?”

IV groans “Lii this is Evaline but i don't think she needs any introduction” he grumbles in an annoyed tone as he motions to her.

“I like to make myself known,” Evaline smirks, “get your man his coffee, he has work today” she commands as she slaps IV on the rear and makes him squeak.

II chuckles and covers his mouth “sorry that is just, very funny. it’s understandable now why my partners think you are such a peach” II smiles with so much passion that makes his crows feet really shine.

IV flusters “im going to go make that coffee for you” he says as he walks off.

evaline snorts “im going to kill that man if he doesn’t get hitched soon” she says through gritted teeth as she puts her hands on her hips. “believe me i'm trying” II mutters.

Evaline and II just make eye contact and then act like neither of them ever said that.

A few moments later IV walks back in with II’s coffee in hand. “So what time is your first?” he asks as he sits on the counter and looks at II. “Nine because this lady is insane” II say before taking a sip of his coffee, “i hate mornings” II grumbles.

Ivy just looks at him softly “I'll keep that in mind, next time you have an early one just text me so I have it all setup for you” IV offers. ii’s eyes flick to his as he thinks for a second, “i don't have your number?” II say simply.

“well i can give it to you, yah goof” IV chuckles and puts his hand out for II’s. II looks confused for a second before he understands and gives IV his palm. “you can call me or text me anytime you need m- anything from the bakery” IV says as he internally cringes at the slip up.

II doesn’t notice the slightest slip up and watches as IV writes his number on II’s palm. the wet ink drying quickly on his skin, the warmth of IV’s hand on his. it makes II sweat.

II’s head was now on a heywire, it couldn’t shut up about IV, he hasn’t felt like this since his first girlfriend in highschool.

II looks at IV, his eyes scanning over IV’s face wondering if he felt the same. it felt so clique but it was all true, he felt like he was falling head over heels.

IV and II stare at each other in the eyes for a while, slowly leaning closer and closer unknowingly.

“eh hem” Erie coughs as her and Evaline stand in the doorway, “works about to start up, we have a couple people outside.”

Ivy looks at the two and then back at II “i have to get to work, and i bet you do as well” Ivy holds Lii’s hand and kisses the back of his hand. “I'll see you tomorrow,” Ivy says before walking off.

II sits there and tries to collect his thoughts, mulling over what just happened as he holds his to go coffee in one hand as the other is still where IV let go of it.

Once II zones back in he starts to pack his stuff up, taking a bite of his roll as he focuses on getting out of the cafe as his face gradually redens.

He runs out of the bakery with a roll stuffed in his mouth, his coffee in hand, and his other hand clutching the strap of his bag for dear life.

‘The Angels’ Group-Chat

Lii: hey, days all weird today. im on my way to work now. Text me if you need anything.

Thea: hello honey, on your way home pick up some ice cream, poor Vess is all sad today.

Verna: IM IN LOVE AND I CANT HAVE BOTH MY BABIES WITH ME TO COMFORT ME THROUGH THIS!! :::(

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“I'm going out for coffee!!” III calls out through the house, both Vessel and II were taking a nap, one they both needed from being away from each other so long. Thea knew this was their chance to get closer to the bakery owner of ivy sprigs.

III walks in noticing how quiet it was in the cute little shop. Thea scours the vinyls for anything new, maybe a new album from a band or two.

With no luck they decide to grab a coffee or tea. They were surprised to see Ivy in a tight tee and jeans, apron discarded on the counter as he stretches his arms above his head. a few pops being heard from his back, plus a growl like sigh.

“what a display Ives” III purrs with a big smile. “oh! I uh, I didn’t expect someone to be here” IV chuckles as his face turns red.

“Do you have back problems?” III asks as they lean against the counter “I know a massage therapist who might help?”. “Well these joints aren't as young as they use to be” Ivy says as he rubs at the ache in his neck.

“wait, how old are you? this entire time i thought you were 43 like Lii” iii say surprised and slightly excited for the answer.

IV just grins “well I am 13 years older than that” IV says as he leans forward on the counter to look into III’s eyes.

III quickly does the math as then gasps at the discovery “that explains a lot” III giggles, the only thoughts going through their head are just how hot that is to them.

“well you are quite the silver fox, darling” III flirts very obviously, not caring to be subtle. They want IV to know that they want him.

IV lets out a huff of a laugh “how do your partners feel about you flirting with other people?” IV asks, flirting wasn’t an issue, he just wanted to make sure he wasn’t stepping in on other people's lives.

III was surprised by the question, they knew II got jealous when it came to IV, vessel always grabbed at Thea’s waist when they flirted with other people. Other than those two instances, they never noticed anything wrong with them flirting.

“They don’t mind, though their both very possessive” III responds as they lean closer to Ivy

“so.. they wouldn’t mind if we went on a date just to test the waters?” Ivy asks as he gazes in Thea’s heavy lidded sea foam colored eyes.

III just bit their lip and chuckled “they wouldn’t mind” they purred. Thea reached up to brush a strand of hair behind iv’s ear, thinking that this man was absolutely gorgeous.

The two just gaze at each other for a while, trying to figure out if this is genuinely something they wanted to do together.

“Tonight, at that shitty bar on the corner. live music, i won't be drinking though. 8 pm” III says quickly, not elaborating anything before kissing IV’s cheek. scurrying away like an excited ferret. “wear something cute, I'm wearing a skirt” Thea calls over their shoulder before exiting the bakery.

Ivy just stood there, beet red as he registers what he was told. He knew he had the time, and the clothes. but being told was the cherry on top.

III runs into the house and squeals, “I got a date!” they say through the house. II looks up at them “with who?” he asks as he continues to braid Vessels' hair.

“The baker, with the Ivy tattoos” Thea says as they do a bit of a happy dance. “You got a date with Ivy? seriously?” II says with wide eyes, a slight rumble in his voice.

III nods incredibly excited “I told him to wear something cute, we’re going to the bar” III grins

“you mean the dingey one with the shitty bands?” Vessel asks. III nods and grins, showing off those pearly whites.

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Ivy was on the phone with Elanor “they said to wear something cute, but they are pretty femme so I don't know what that consists of” he says to her, still completely shocked.

“Come on babes, they obviously want to see your muscles. weren’t they watching you stretch, then they just want you to wear your cute little button up” Elanor giggles over the phone.

IV finally has the realization “jesus, i am a dumbass” he groans as he slaps his forehead with his hand. “But which one, I have about five different ones that fit with their aesthetic?” IV asks as he walks off to his wardrobe and flips through the selection.

“You have anything sheer.” Elanor asks in a straight tone. “If so, wear it! they would like to see your tattoos… and tits-” IV cuts her off “Elanor, stop.”

there's a laugh on her end “hon, I'm going to have to go. The girls just got back and we have dinner reservations tonight. so, have fun on your date, and text me if you two shag!” IV yelped “Elanor!” before she ended the call.

IV took a deep breath, scrolled through his music to find the playlist that he played for big occasions and tossed his phone onto his bed, stretched and then started to put an outfit together.

—

III put together an outfit on the safer side, not wanting to scare IV away immediately. long skirt, slouchy sweater with a fishnet bodysuit. not too crazy.

Thea makes their way to the pub they told Ivy to meet them at. waiting outside as they smile to themself about the whole thing as they play around on their phone.

III looks up and their jaw drops when they see IV. Ivy, who took some of Elanor’s advice. he was dressed in a sheer filigree button up that had his four top buttons open, and tight dark plaid pants. “Am I dressed up too much?” Ivy asks worriedly as he moves to pull his hair up in a ponytail.

“Leave it down”

“What?”

“Leave your hair down, Ivy” III murmurs as they pulls IV’s hands away and gazes into his downturned eyes.

IV took a deep shaky breath as he tries not to lean in and kiss them. III pulled away and smiled “you ready for our date?” they ask as they hold IV’s hand.

IV nodded eagerly, he already heard the first band announce themself a couple minutes ago. the thought of listening to music with them as they just enjoy each other’s presence.

III takes IV’s hand and leads him into the bar, they notice the band “Thats Brian, he's been with this band a while.” III smiles. “you know them Thea?'' Ivy asks as he holds their waist. “mhm, he gets his tattoos done by Lii, and also gets his samples from me” III responds as the two of them walk to the bar so they can order drinks.

They sit and talk as they wait for their drinks, discussing their favorite bands and pastries that they like.

“you know, i haven’t had a pop tart since i was in the US, but that was before i figured out i cant eat anything with flour.” III pouts as they sip on their cola.

“I could make you some, I know a lot of places don't have options for people like you. Evie has celiacs so we have a very specific area just for gluten free options” Ivy says as he tangles his fingers with Theas.

III has the look of pure love in their eyes and also the look that they might cry. “Are you going to cry, Thea?” IV asks softly, worried he upset them.

“Fucking Kiss Me!” they yelp as they lean in, grabbing IV’s face, and connect lips with IV’s.

Ivy melts as he closes his eyes and lets it happen. III doesn’t pull away until they are having a hard time breathing. When they pull away they stare at each other.

“Do you want to go to my apartment?” Ivy asks softly as his face starts to turn red.

“Absolutely” III murmurs with a soft smile as they lean forward and kiss IV again. III pulls away “but after we dance” they whisper.

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After a dance, Ivy getting a bit tipsy and a little sleepy they run off to IV’s apartment in the rain.

IV unlocked his apartment door, and III picked him up without warning. kicking the door closed once they were inside.

III pressed IV against the wall and kissed his neck, “i hope you're okay with this” they breathed against IV’s skin. “It's more than fine, Thea” Ivy gasped, his fingers threading in their hair.

III lets out a grunt, they grab at IV’s thighs and rear, they kiss and nip at his neck. “Where's your bedroom?” III pants as they scan their eyes over IV’s face.

Ivy groaned, holding onto III trying to calm his beating heart from just the idea. “D- down the hall, it has bead curtains in front of it” IV sighs with a shaky voice, his face completely flushed as III holds him.

III, without saying a word they hold IV close and start to walk to his room. what felt like fast strides were normal ones for III, perks of being tall.

Trying their damndest not to get tangled in the bead curtains, they walk through to find the bed.

III presses IV into the bed “you're going to be a good boy for me, Ivy” Thea rasps out. a smirk on their face, as they tease Ivy’s jaw with a long nail.

IV blushes as he looks in III’s eyes while they hover over him. He lets out a nervous laugh and sinks into the bed, letting out a sound intune to a deep squeak. trying to stay quiet out of embarrassment.

“Ivy..” III sings in a sweet voice, trying to loosen up IV. letting their hand card through Ivy’s long hair. smiling at the grays shining in the dim moonlight, that filtered through the blinds of the big window next to IV’s bed.

IV covers his face with his hands and giggles. “this is too embarrassing” IV giggles out as he uncovers his face and exposes a big smile.

“are you seriously going to prematurely break my back?” IV asks as he finally starts to relax, his hands going to III’s face to stroke at the fluffy, now untamed, mustache.

“you don't want a pretty girl to do it for you?” Thea purrs with a grin. they lean into the touch, kissing Ivy’s finger tips.

Ivy stays silent as the red of his cheeks travel to his chest. “f-fine” IV stutters before gaining the courage to lean in and kiss Thea.

IV wraps his legs tighter around III’s hips, they smile into the kiss. Theas hands gliding up from Ivy’s hips to his chest, massaging the flesh covered by fabric. III starts to unbutton the sheer shirt IV’s wearing, down to the last button and untucking it from his pants.

“damn your gorgeous” Thea hums into IV’s lips, not needing to see IV’s body to know they were right. They drag the tips of their nails along IV’s skin, the shudder is oh so pleasing to them.

“je.. jesus” Ivy lets out shakily into the kiss. Squeezing his thighs around III’s waist, thinking about being taken to another level of intimacy makes him nervous and excited.

III pulls away from the kiss, sitting up so they can remove their oversized sweater. Ivy holds his gaze on III’s face until he catches sight of Thea’s chest and torso dressed in the wide fishnet of their bodysuit.

IV threads his fingers through the fishnet on III’s chest “so pretty, and soft” Ivy mumbles as he plays with the soft flesh of III’s pecs.

Thea's in awe, they have never seen a man this down bad for a hairy chest and soft pecs. “such a good girl” Ivy murmurs between the kissing and nipping of the flesh on Thea’s chest, they both knew marks will be there in the morning.

“Now I'm flustered” Thea whispered as they pet Ivy’s hair, the man takes their pec in his mouth as he stares up into their eyes. III’s breath hitches at the sight of IV’s dilated pupils and deep blues that are barely even there, the furrow in IV’s brows makes III feel themself twitch in the thin fabric keeping them from being completely nude.

III lets out a moan, their cheeks flushing as they cover their mouth with a hand. The look of pure want in IV’s eyes makes III want to ravage him, make him forget his name, making him their damned own.

“Ivy.. get your clothes off” III huffs as they pull away and take off the two last remaining items of clothing, as IV stares and scans their body with his eyes.

IV quickly sits up and pulls of his jeans and boxers, chest completely red as his face from being so flustered.

“i haven’t done this since i was thirty” he whispers embarrassed, he honestly didn’t know why he was embarrassed. Was it because he was halfway to fifty and isn’t married or the fact that he hasn’t gotten laid since his girlfriend of four months two years ago.

III kneels down between his legs “you know you have no need to be nervous, or embarrassed” they whisper as they kiss at IV’s stomach, down the trail of hair that leads down to his nether regions.

“Why are you treating me sweet?” Ivy asks Thea as he tries to get used to this, get used to the soft lips and fluff of course hair on sensitive skin.

“Well you seem like it's been a while, just by how flustered you are.” Thea says as they pull away to give Ivy a moment. “Don't be worried though, Verna was the same way” Thea grins as they wait for Ivy to become more comfortable.

“Well, you're absolutely gorgeous. how can i not get at least a little sheepish” IV grins as he grabs III’s chin between his index and thumb, tilting up their head so Thea was looking up at him.

III looks up at him, big seafoam green puppy dog eyes meeting IV’s. only love in the eyes that belongs to someone he just wants to consume him.

The smile that graces Theas face makes Ivy melt where he's sat. He drags them up from the floor, into his lap and they connect in a kiss. a kiss filled with admiration and want.

“Is it too early to say that I love this?” Thea asks between the kisses, their hunger for Ivy becoming more prominent.

“Never too early with me” IV responds as he lays back into the mattress and looks up thea.

“on your hands and knees mister Ives” III growls before kissing IV’s cheek and slap the man's thigh as they get out of his lap.

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Waking up next to III, the smooth freckled skin of their back against IV's face. Was.. Refreshing after all this time.

IV pets III's hair, before stroking their cheek, Enjoying the stubble on their jaw.

He couldn't help but think they were absolutely stunning, and think the scratches left by them on his body were a reminder of their beauty, in some way.

"Thea" IV sings quietly as he strokes their cheek with his thumb. "You gotta get up so I can get to work" IV whispers as he kisses their shoulder and cheek.

Thea takes a deep breath and rolls over so they can cuddle up to IV. "I don't want to" III lets out in a sleepy breath, their voice deep and raspy.

Theas voice hits a part in IV heart. "You sound gorgeous" IV smiles as he pets their hair, the curls showing themselves from their midnight shower before they fell asleep.

"You're just saying that" III smiles, their mustache unstyled and messy.

They lean in and try to kiss IV's lips, but stops when they hear multiple notifications ding on their phone.

"shit I forgot to tell him" III whispers as they reach over to the bedside table to grab their phone.

Lii: Thea where are you?

Lii: you never came home, i got worried.

Lii: video call me when you can, my love.

"I'm going to call him, stay with me so he knows I'm safe" III says, trying not to chuckle at II's paranoia. It was warranted with what he's been through in the past. III's path to them was a worry filled one.

IV nods and sits up waiting for III to do the same so they could call II. III starts the call and immediately tries to keep their chest out of view. The marks were a deep purple and red, some marks tender.

II picks up the video call almost immediately with a smile "My Primrose, you're safe." he sighed out.

IV clears his throat and moves into the view of the camera, he can see the way II's eyes light up. "And with Ivy?" II perplexed, he wasn't expecting to find out III spent the whole night with the baker.

"Yeah, we ended the night here because i got tired" III responds as they try to not show the very obvious marks on their skin as well as IV's.

II notices the action and smiles "well I'll see you two at the cafe, i have an appointment in 20 minutes", IV gets up and pulls on III's sweater and a pair of jeans so quickly that III wasn't able to tell him that was their sweater.

"I'll see you on my way to work" II smirks and ends the call.

Thea stands up from the bed, pulls on their skirt and a t-shirt they found clean on the dresser.

III cant help but grin at the sight of IV pulling up his hair in a bun, sliding on his glasses, and contemplating in the mirror about the fact he needs to shave very soon.

"you damn geezers and your glasses" III mumbles to themself as they pull their boots on.

After getting dressed, the two of them make their way to the cafe.. which is directly beneath IV's apartment.

"how could i not tell that you lived above the cafe?" III asks as they walk down stairs and unlock the back door. "not many people look up to see it, also it was dark last night" IV smiles as he opens the door and lets III walk in.

II was already at the front door, fresh haircut and everything. "what the hell?" III opens up the door and drags II in "what happened to your hair? I liked the long look." III pouts as they run their fingers through his hair.

"Well it was getting annoying to pull back while i was tattooing clients." he says as he pulls III's hands into his "so while you were out with Ivy, I got a haircut from Verna" II smiles at III.

"also Vernnie will be here soon, and its pissed" II grins as III tenses in fear, "oh, I'm fucked"

IV snickers at that before clearing his throat. Trying to act like he didn't find his own subconscious joke funny.

IV lets those two converse while he gets setup for the day, turning on the lights and machines for a day at the cafe. IV starts to make a coffee for II like he did every morning for the past month or two.

IV can't just play around with the two of them like he wanted to, he has a job to do. And that involves making free coffee for the guy he fancied and a muffin for the other person he liked.

IV stops for a second as he's steaming the milk how the fuck does this work? he asks himself, those three are monogamous.. Somewhat, but they are all seeking me? he's zoned out completely at this point.

They wear promise rings and everything... wait are they marrie- "ow! stupid steam, this happens every time!" he yelps when he burns his hand on the pitcher. he slams down the pitcher of milk and walks to the back to find the burn spray. Not noticing the sound of footsteps behind him.

In the front of the shop, Vessel stomps in, the sound of boots with embellishments clanging as it finds III. "you went on a date and didn't show up home, where were you, why didn't you update us?" The anger in its voice was very evident.

"I was busy, hon! And I had no time to get to the phone" III explains as they put up their hands in surrender.

Vessel grabs III's hips "next time, please, make sure to tell us if your staying the night or something." Vessel almost begs as It's eyes start to water

III own eyes start to water "I will, honey. I'll make sure of it" III whispers before kissing Vessel's cheeks as they hold its face.

IV and II walk out of the back from cleaning IV's burn. "Is this a common occurrence?" IV asks II while he bandages up his hand and walks behind the counter to finish up the tattoo artist's coffee.

"not really, its a first in may 4 years" II explains as he also gets behind the counter to help IV in any way.

"usually when this use to happen, it was fixed with those two napping as i got ready for work" II says with a slightly somber expression.

"Why do you look sad?" IV asks, a bit worried, handing II his coffee. "Nothing, I'm just thinking" a pause before he finished with a "Ivy vine" in a flirty tone, which was a first for IV to hear.

"When did you get so flirty, Lilly of the valley" IV smirks and hands II his warm morning croissant and III's muffin.

II felt his cheeks flush, which felt new and exciting. "I've always been a flirt sweetheart" II purrs as he takes the wax paper bags and IV's.

"I'll see you Tuesday, hedera" II murmurs as he looks into IV's eyes, a look of pure hunger "make sure to wear shorts, and i mean short shorts. cant get to the skin unless" II explains himself, just so it didn't seem like he just wanted to see IV in booty shorts.

though it was a plus,

"having a crush on your client is very unprofessional, Lii" IV grins, his crows feet adding to his squinty eyes from how big hes grinning.

"says the man thats been giving me free coffee-"

"can you four stop your pinning and just shag already my lord, we are trying to open the shop!" Evie yells out from the record shop. one of the first times any of them have heard that girl yell.

after the three where kicked out III finally explains themself.

"i slept with him" they blurt, their ears getting warm out of fear.

"so that's why you didn't answer" II shrugs it off like he expected it.

Vessels jaw was slack before they came to their senses. "i thought we agreed on me being the first person for that one" it pouts.

both II and III look at Vessel with a quizzical look "did we actually talk about this?" they say in tandem.

"i live with two idiots" Vessel sighs.

Chapter Text

This morning was a bit different.

IV had his first day off since he opened up the cafe, II isn't coming to get his coffee this morning.

Oh and the fact that IV has to walk to a tattoo studio in booty shorts.

IV doesn't have to, but what II said the other day went to his head.

IV starts a pot of coffee while he gets ready for this absolute whirlwind of a day. Quick shower, a quick shave since the beard was getting a bit itchy.

IV finally makes his way to his wardrobe “this is going to be embarrassing” he sighs, picking out the same black shorts he wore when he first got the tattoos.

Topping off the outfit with the sweater IV accidentally stole from III, still smells like them as well.

Finally looking at the time IV starts to rush. He didn't realize how close it was to his appointment time.

pouring the coffee into a to go cup, spilling creamer and spoonful's of sugar in it quickly. topping it off with a lid as he speed walks to get his messenger bag.

Once IV knows he's ready he finally makes his way out the door.

He made his way down the stairs, already hearing the sound of the Echos working on things through the open back door. Walking in and immediately getting whistled at by Evaline.

“So that's where Ivy cakes came from?” Evaline asks as she dusts off her hands from the excess flour. IV had to take a moment, now remembering his.. Exposure.

IV blushes, not expecting such a reaction. Even if it was slight. “I'm just getting coffee and a croissant for Lii,” IV explains himself.

“Well the new hire is working the front so you will have to make it yourself” Evaline warns IV.

New hire? IV thinks to himself as he walks out into the front and is met with dusty brown and blond curls.

“Verna!”

The shock is evident in both IV’s tone and expression. This is very unexpected.

Vessel turns to face IV and immediately gets embarrassed, face red within seconds.

“How.. when? I didn't hear anything about you applying for the job.” IV was honestly perplexed. IV remembered something II once told him, “Lii said you hated working, what changed your mind?”

Vessel takes a deep breath “I just wanted to bring in a bit of extra money, I was also starting to get bored” it clarified.

IV was still surprised, but he had to focus on getting out to the tattoo studio on time. “Well then, welcome to the team. I need to get Lii his coffee and-” IV was interrupted by being handed a paper coffee cup and a parchment paper bag with a warm croissant in it. “How did you- oh right, I forgot” IV chuckles, he bows his head in thanks.

He starts to make his way out the shop thinking a bit too intently about Vessel working with him now.

Evie was reorganizing records and adding new ones to the stock when she noticed him walking out “have fun, remember to stay hydrated” she smiled. Though, IV was too deep in thought to even hear her as he walked out.

How in the world did it even get the job? Yes I know we are hiring but I didn't even see an application anywhere like I usually do.

IV’s thoughts were spiraling as he made his way to the studio, his body on autopilot yet he's never been to this tattoo studio before.

“Ives.”

That snapped him out of it.

He looked in the direction of the voice, seeing II in a muscle tee, finally getting to see how much ink he has.

“Aren't you working?” IV quired. “Yes and you were eleven minutes late so I wanted to make sure you were okay,” II answered, crossing his arms with a bit of sass.

IV had to take a moment to come back to reality a bit more. “I'm late?” he says, way too surprised.

“Not by a lot” II smiles and steps closer, grabbing the coffee and croissant. “I'm guessing Verna made these” the smirk that graced II’s face was full of mischief and something IV couldn’t put his finger on at the moment.

good lord I’m not use to this

“So it was you that convinced them?” IV asks as he starts to walk, knowing somehow that II would follow.

“it was both me and Red” II says as he walks and takes a sip of his coffee, letting out a pleased hum from the taste.

“So I'm guessing I'm touching up the ivy tattoos on your thighs?” II asks around a bite of croissant.

“Well yes, I've gained some stretch marks over time and some fall out. I never got touched up” IV explains, talking to try and get rid of the anxiety.

He had his own cup of coffee in his hands but he's too distracted to drink it. Something that II is grinning about as IV walks to the studio.

II lets his eyes scan over IV, the first time he's actually done it. He feels like he's committing a crime, but good lord it's a crime he would love to get caught for.

“Ive’s, do you have any other tattoos? possibly even piercings?” II asks, a bit too curious for his own liking.

“eh, no other tattoos. But, yes. I do have piercings. though I stopped putting jewelry in them a few years back. felt I was too old for it” IV chuckles as he looks over his shoulder “you?” he jokes. all of II’s piercings were very visible, at least from what he knows.

“A few piercings, not many people know about them since about six are dermal piercings” II answers dead set to have all the subtext IV could either not notice or notice very clearly.

IV’s eyes go wide as he connects the dots “really?” he asks, his voice cracking a little. “Yes, it was an impulse decision in my 30’s but they all healed well, and I like them a lot” II shrugs.

II speeds up his walking and opens a shop door, IV almost walked past the studio. IV awkwardly chuckles a little and walks into the studio.

“set up is the last one on the right” II tells IV as he walks to the front desk to talk to someone.

The studio is surprisingly cozy, exposed brick, lots of band posters, a coffee bar, merch stand, and.. wait is that indie music? That is a stark contrast to the overall looks of this place.

IV lets out a hum as he walks to the back, setting down his messenger bag.

IV lays down on the table on his front, getting comfortable. Taking a sip of his now lukewarm coffee. This is surprisingly comfy, not as cold as I was last time and the table is pretty plush.

“Okay! Everything is set up since you gave me those photos, all I need to do is shave you and we will get to the fun part” II grins as he walks in drying his hands off on a paper towel.

“Do you need a blanket? it can get pretty cold over time” II asks as he reaches under the table for the razors. “Uh sure, I don't want to be shivering while you have to do the meaty bits” IV chuckles.

II grabs a black thick blanket draping it over IV making sure his thighs are exposed. “So how far do these go up?” II inquired before he started shaving. “Um, there is a few leaves up my hips and rear,” IV admits.

“Adjust your shorts, Ives” II says as he steps away to grab the box of gloves and to wash his hands again.

IV quickly adjusts his shorts and lays back down, trying to get comfortable again. “You know you're not the first person I've done this for, Thea actually came in once for her inner tattoo, I didn't even know her at the time. But I soon found out that they were dating Vernie” II says as he sits back down and slips on some gloves.

“Are you three married?” IV finally asks as he feels II starting to shave off the thin dark hairs.

“Not on paper but we are married in our eyes” II says as he finishes up shaving him.

“So how does the whole polyamory thing work?” IV finally askes.

II puts down his razor and changes his gloves so he can put a sterile needle cartridge into the machine. “Well, it's surprisingly simple.” he chuckles as he turns on the machine and dips in dark green ink. “Just a warning I am starting” II warns as he stretches the skin and starts following the old lines. “Me and Verna started dating after a few years because we felt we had enough love for someone else.” IV winces slightly when he feels II go through some slightly thin skin.

“Verna decided that it wanted to go out and find someone, I was pretty comfortable with just them at least for the moment.” II hinted to something when he said that but IV wasn't paying attention since needles were entering and exiting his skin so quickly, it felt like skimming your skin when you have sunburn.

“Verna brought home Thea for dinner. We got to know each other over time. All three of us started dating.” II wipes away blood and ink, “oh you're a bleeder, you need a break?” II asks a bit worried, “no I'm good, it's just been a while since I got them in such a sensitive area” IV huffs out.

“Well then, earlier this year I proposed to both of them and we agreed that we were bound to each other in a way” II says so casually as if he didn't have IV’s ass in his hands as he tattoos it.

How the fuck do tattoo artists do this so casually