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7:45 AM
Albeh
I’m glad everyone could make it for the first. Ever. MELILY PROJECT MEETING!
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Thank you to all who signed up :)
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Order of Attendence, first
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Hugo?
Hugeh
Here
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Scorpius?
Scorpeh
Here
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Lorcan?
Ew
Here
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Lysander?
Me
Here
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Lucy?
Luceh
Here
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Augusta?
Augusteh
Here
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Who tf is Eugene?
Eugene
Oh that’s me
Eugene
Yeah Lysander told me of this
Eugene
I brought some friends
Sheila
Hi
Sadie
Hi
Sheila
We share a common room with
Sheila
The lovers?
Sadie
Not yet
Eugene
The soulmates?
Sadie
Ehhh
Sadie
Lily and Mel
Eugene
THE PINERS!
Sadie
Okay ig
Albeh
All right! Welcome! Common Room Mates! Could be useful?
Sadie
Sheila and I also share a dorm w them
Albeh
Ooh
Eugene
And I am in like 99% of their extra-curriculars
Eugene
AND I know Mel’s closest friend from her old school
Eugene
Nadia
Albeh
Good to know!
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Now, onto our main Point Of Business
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Hogsmeade Weekend Date™
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The plan is as follows
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Lily and Mel go to The Three Broomsticks, expecting to meet someone there. No one shows up. They shrug, and order some food. This next bit is important. Something must prompt them to leave The Three Broomsticks and take a walk. Someone directs them to the only place left to eat: the brand new, less corny, Madam Puddifoot’s.
Albeh
From there they either go to MP’s, or take a scenic, romantic walk around Hogsmeade.
Hugeh
Maybe a couple wants to sit at the last place in The Three Broomsticks, and so Lily and Mel give up their seats.
Albeh
YES! That’s the spirit.
Scorpeh
How will we ensure that it’ll be the last spot though?
Albeh
Someone spread the word that I’ll be there. People will fill up trying to catch a glimpse of you and I.
Sadie
Will that really work?
Albeh
Oh the power of nosiness has never let us down
Sheila
Who’ll make Lily and Mel give up their seats?
Me
It has to be people who haven’t gotten together yet
Me
We pretend it’s their first date. Lily and Mel know how important this can be and leave.
Me
For absolute success, we need people they know well…
Ew
NO
Hugeh
NO
Eugene
I can go with someone?
Sheila
NO
Sheila
THAT MEANS WE NEED TO INVOLVE ARIANA
Luceh
???
Sadie
Ariana and Sheila have a…
Sadie
complicated history
Eugene
I also asked her out today
Sheila
AGAINST MY A D V I C E
Augusteh
Would Lily or Mel know how important this it to you?
Eugene
Maybe?
Sadie
No
Augusteh
So what do we do?
Sadie
I’ll go with Sheila
Sheila
You will what now
Sadie
We share a dorm, they’ll know
Me
If that fails we do have a back-up
Hugeh
NO
Ew
NO
Me
I was thinking we get Augusta and Lucy
Me
But interesting that you two jumped to that conclusion
Luceh
No no no no no
Me
Why not?
Augusteh
I have detention
Me
Oh okay
Luceh
Also we don’t like each other?
Augusteh
Yeah that too
Albeh
No time to dive into any of that! Sadie and Sheila it is.
Hugeh
Okay, Lorcan and I will be there to keep watch
Me
Why you two
Hugeh
Everyone else has plans
Me
What about me?
Me
Did you two forget about me?
Me
Or do you just want to be alone together
Hugeh
NO!
Ew
You also have detention, Lysander
Me
>:(
Me
Fineeeee
Hugeh
Anyone can come, but two people won’t be as conspicuous as like ten
Eugene
It’s okay, the rest of us can sit at The Three Broomsticks
Albeh
I suppose that is it
Albeh
Now, I must go to class
Albeh
And so do all of you