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Monday
So this is gonna be so awesome I can already tell! It's now around ten o'clock in the evening and I am not tired at all! So today at work nothing special happened, except for dinner, what was actually after work, because we had chips and I love chips almost as much as stickers.
I don't think that there was anything weird about anyone today. Except for that one customer who wanted to swap his question mark shirt against a more expensive question mark handkerchief set. I still don''t understand why the shirt is cheaper, but I don't judge gruncle Stan, not anymore.
As I'm thinking, there was something weird with Dip-Dip. He refused to eat the chips. How can you not like chips?! They can be sooo various! You can put salt on them – salty chips. You can put herbs on them, Herb chips! You can put literally anything on them. Seems like little bro-bro isn't awesome enough for them. Bad luck!
It's from Mable! C:
Tuesday
This is nuts. How should something like that ( help us? I mean, I could just tell this stupid book how my day was and everyone could read it. It's a diary, for god's sake, an open diary! Why not write it on this empty space on the front page?
Anyways. Mable's sitting behind me, watching like an owl. It's around eleven in the evening and I am writing this under a hell of pressure from my twin sister.
Today I saw that Soos broke a window. I don't wanna claim something wrong, but perhaps ̶h̶̶e̶ we should stop breaking things, then we wouldn't have to pay for the broken things and that would save us some money, I guess. Ugh, I don't know, this is stupid.
By the way, gruncle Stan, clean your shit up it's laying everywhere in the house, socks, shirts, trousers... If you can't wash things, don't do it and go to the freaking store!
̶D̶̶i̶̶p̶̶-̶̶D̶̶i̶̶p̶ Dipper Pines
Wednesday
Sup, this is Wendy. The day was pretty boring, at the beginning. Then Robby came as I had brake and he acted preeeetty suspicious. I bet he steals half of Stan's winnings in tthihe night because he's such a jerk. He can't stop mixing those CD's for me, but what the heck does he think? I want to listen to a track that's mind controlling me? No thanks, not today!
I think we could start to lower our prices, because people spend more money for a few things that are cheap than for something that is reaaaally expensive.
Yes, Stan, I am talking to you.
Wendy rules, byyyyee!
Thursday
Hey dudes. This is Soos. I'd rather write this on my computer than in this book, but Mable wants it like this and I can't do nothing about that. So today I think I might have broken a light bulb. But that shouldn't be a problem since it was already broken. I have not broken anything else than that today. But there's a raccoon in the shack now. I forgot to close the door for a short time and he just ran in. I couldn't find him and I was too scared to tell Mr. Pines. I hope that Waddles and he won't get into a fight. Thinking of Waddles; I thought that the little fella could get us some new customers. He is such a sweet little pig so we could put him in some fancy Stan clothes – for pigs of course – and put him in the commercials instead of Mr. Pines. Or along with Stan, I just realized that it sounded a little bit rude... I had a great working day, by the way. Melody is coming to town tomorrow and I bet that all the good spirit will get rid of the problem quiet fast.
Soos
Friday
THERE'S A WHAT IN OUR SHACK, SOOS?! A RACCOON?! WE GOT ENOUGH RATS, GET RID OF THAT DAMN THING OR I'LL GET RID OF YOU, UNDERSTOOD?
Saturday
This is working great so far, except for gruncle Stan. You could empathize yourself a little bit more into our situation, thank you! Then I'll stick a nice, colourful sticker next to your next entry.
Today I met Grenda and Candy, they are coming over tomorrow! That's so awesome! A sleepover, after such a long time! Funny how a few weeks can feel like ten years without your friends.
I am going to buy soooo much candy and food and omg it is going to ROCK.
I still can't see the problem. I am not spending too much money, I'd say.
Mable B)
Sunday
Today I didn't work. But that's a brilliant opportunity to comment on Mable's entry.
You are so illogical even Waddles could do that better.
Yesterday was HELL, okay, HELL, and you even spent too much money for your stupid sweets and what not! Halloween's soon, can't you wait, stupid?
Also; you could come out from under your sheets, it's almost afternoon. You missed breakfast and lunch. Grenda and Candy left a couple o' hours ago and you didn't even said good bye to them. Cheer up! What ever one of your crushes said isn't worth to hide under your sheets all day! Dork...
And by the way, the raccoon is not a raccoon anymore. He kind of developed into a monstrous beast with two heads and ran off into the forest as I tried to scare him away with some lemonade.cHe might come back, prepare your weapons.
If that's the case, please get rid of him, Soos.
Dipper Pines