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Lonce:GOOD MORNING THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING THE SUN IS SHINING
Lonce:I WOKE UP TO A BOUQUET OF ROSES FROM MY BOYFRIEND
Keef:<3
Lonce:i was finally able to walk again
Lonce:v and i took a walk down the hospital halls
Lonce:we caught up on things and god i missed my big sister
Lonce:sometimes i would bring hunk w/me to her office during lunch so we could just chill together
Sunshine:veronica is a good
Adamn:i had the pleausre of working with her before
Adamn:she talked about you so much lance
Adamn:she had to leave the staff room during lunch cause the mere mention of you being gone killed her
Lonce: :(
Lonce:god i want to hug her 50 times and kill anyone whos a dick to her
Keef:ooh i love protective lance
Adamn > Ronnie
Adamn:veronica
Adamn:hows it going?
Ronnie:i feel a lot better
Ronnie:especially cause lance is back
Ronnie:i missed him
Adamn:so did i
Ronnie:He woke up and had that goofy grin on his face and said “hey, ‘ronnie” and i died inside
Adamn:”and some say- her heart grew ten sizes that day”
Ronnie:LMAO
Ronnie:how are the boyfs?
Adamn:they’re good
Adamn:i missed them both so much
Ronnie:i know you did
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Adamn:hi my name is adam and i am gay
Shewwo:mood but my names shiro and im gay
Adamn:gayro
Adamn:did..that make sense?
Shewwo:god i love you
Adamn:<3
Shewwo:<3
Keef > Shewwo
Keef:hey dad
Shewwo:son
Keef:gsgd
Keef:god look at us
Keef:it all started with me fucking stealing your car
Shewwo:”adam this kid stole my car and now he is our son” “takashi what the fuck”
Keef:you’re my dad because you basically raised me lmao
Shewwo:i’m
Shewwo:yeah pretty much
Keef:i call you my brother and then my dad
Shewwo:we’re tight like brothers but i raised you like a son and you’re my child and lance is my future brother in law
Keef:PFFT
Keef:he is
Palidans Of Voltron
*Adamn changed his name to Dadam*
Memetthew:perfect
Lonce:guys i just ate garlic knotts and i cried
Keef:i know, i was there
Lonce:i havent had them in..so long
Lonce:i missed earth
Shewwo:Iverson told me we’re all being let back home tommorow
Keef:YEET
Lonce:im bringing a boy home YEET
Keef:<3
Lonce:<3
Pidgeon:guys
Pidgeon:what the FUCK is going to happen with our lions?
Shewwo:language
Pidgeon:piss
Shewwo:LANGUAGE
Pidgeon:i do what i want dad
Dadam:listen to ur other dad pidge
Pidgeon:no
Pidgeon:im a rebel uwu
Shewwo:is this a keith callout post
Pidgeon:yes
Keef:HOW DAAARE
Keef:im going to snuggle myself into lances jacket thank you very much >:(
Queen:queef is emo
Keef:piss
Shewwo:LANGUAGE
Keef:piss
Shewwo:CHILDREN
Lonce:LET US SWEAR DAD
Shewwo:ADAM BACK ME UP HERE
Dadam:piss
Shewwo:>:0 *GAAAAASP*
Memetthew:chaotic
Dadam:i taught keith the word fuck
Keef:HELL YEAH ADAM IS THE COOL DAD
Dadam:hell yeah i am
Dadam:*dabs*
Memetthew:alexa play despacito
Pidgeon:no
Memetthew:yes
Pidgeon:no
Memetthew:yes
Lonce:yall we need to play m&m again
Crayon:i kept a copy of the game with me, i hope we’ll all get the chance to play it again!
Sunshine:coran you are a gem and i would die for you
Memetthew:we all stan coran
Pidgeon:mood
Lonce:i just remembered i have my bike in my garage..might work on it to see if it still works when i get home
Keef:YOU..YOU HAVE A BIKE???
Lonce:yes
Keef:...I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU PLEASE DRIVE ME AWAY ON THAT BIKE SO WE STOP AT A CLIFF AND MAKE OUT
Keef:IVE WATCHED OLD 80’S ROMCOMS
Lonce:lmao
Lonce:i..also have a leather jacket
Keef:TAKE ME AWAY LOVERBOY
Lonce:babe omg
Keef:IM GAY
Shewwo:what a disaster
Keef:lance = hot
Lonce:keith = hot
Dadam:shiro and matt = hot
Memetthew:ADAM IS A SEXY BEAST
Dadam:mATT