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October 31, 11:12 pm
shoe: 11:11 MAKE A WISH
shoe: Fuck
Sophie: Nice try
stan ppg: shiro how do u always manage to fuck that up
shoe: Bc I remember about 11:11 after it's 11:11
forest: tragic
best gf: n e ways enough of shiro's tragic life
shoe: “n e ways”??
Siegbert: Say it out loud
shoe: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
best gf: N E WAYS
best gf: in one hour, there will be a month long event for u men
シグレ: Wdym
best gf:
dwyer: HSGSGHD
asugi: oh yeahh shiro i dm’d u about this like last week
shiro: Lmao okay I'm not about to do it tho
dwyer: same honestly
stan ppg: wow dwyer i didn't know u beat ur meat
Siegbert: E-excuse me
stan ppg: what
シグレ: Beat your meat??
forest: it's pretty self explanatory guys..
Hisame: The hell
Hisame: Why is this the first thing you guys are talking about when you brought me to this group chat
asugi: this is all soleil's fault
✯ ophelia ✯ : no listen !!
nina: so we have a game for you guys
sophsters named the group chat No Nut November.
シグレ: Oh my God-
Sophie: And like whichever guy can last no nut November wins!
shoe: wait but
shoe: can't girls nut too
Siegbert: Are we talking figuratively or literally
✯ ophelia ✯ : im pretty sure we can do both
✯ ophelia ✯ : hey Soleil wanna test it out
stan ppg: feisty
best gf: i uh-
best gf: just dm me about tht later ok babe?
dwyer: woah
best gf: N E WAY
best gf: so y'all in or y'all out
Siegbert: I'll pass thanks
dwyer: is there a prize
nina: that's a surprise ;)
dwyer: now i care even less
stan ppg: nina send a pic
nina: finE
nina: [Image Attachment Sent]
forest: why’re u posing like that
forest: you're so lame
nina: hush
Hisame: Why's the box so damn big
✯ ophelia ✯ : you'll find out if u participate !!!!
asugi: it's probably a bunch of boxes until there's this itty bitty one inside
Sophie: Ngl we thought about that
best gf: SO AGAIN I ASK
best gf: are y'all in
best gf: or out >:))
forest: eh why not
shoe: Does Forrest even count tho
forest:
forest: fuck you too then
dwyer: anyways i'll do it
Siegbert: Me 2
asugi: me 3
Hisame: Same I guess
シグレ: I'd like to know what the prize is
nina: shigure u beat ur meat??
dwyer: ofc he does
dwyer: who else uses that 6 inch dildo in his room
シグレ: DWYER SHUT UP
シグレ: JESUS
best gf: w-woah
stan ppg: sh-shigure’s a sub?
Sophie: Who would've thot
シグレ: I'm a switch thank you very much
Hisame: Wow
stan ppg: what hisame
Hisame: Nothing? Shigure seems just like a power bottom
nina: wouldn't u know ;;)
Hisame: Shut-
✯ ophelia ✯ : shigure can't dom he's too skinny
Siegbert: I'm honestly surprised you know what that means, Ophelia
✯ ophelia ✯ : when you're friends with Nina it kinda happens
nina: oof
asugi: wait wdym skinny guys can't dom !!!!!
shoe: Asugi ur a whole pillow princess FYM
asugi: *you better back TF up meme*
October 31, 11:47 pm
stan ppg: oh btw
stan ppg: i think we forgot to mention but it kinda goes w out saying
stan ppg: be honest
stan ppg: confess ur sins if u beat ur meat
stan ppg: that's Jesus’ tears u kno :’(
November 1, 5:27 am
Hisame: Mitama what the fuck
November 1, 6:57 pm
shoe: Y'all Asugi already lost no nut November
asugi: YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL
asugi: FUCKER
saizou has changed shinononome’s screen name to little shit.
little shit: OuCH
little shit: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS
Siegbert: How the hell did you even find that out
shoe: Well I went to his house
asugi: UNINVITED
shoe: And I went to his room to give him back his Ace Attorney game
asugi: WITHOUT KNOCKING
asugi: THERE'S A FUCKING SIGN ON MY DOOR THAT SAYS PLEASE KNOCK
shoe: Sry I'm illiterate
asugi: IN ENGLISH AND JAPANESE ¿¿????
Sophie: That's kinda sad Shinonome :/
Siegbert: Skdnbdbf
Sophie: Wait how'd you even get into his house??
little shit: I have a key
asugi: which i am tAKING AWAY
Siegbert: Why didn't you lock your door
asugi: the lock’s been broken for a while now
nina: how big
asugi: h-huh
nina: :|
little shit: Nina…,,,
little shit: I didn't see his dick.
nina: aww man
asugi: i-
asugi: were u hoping that would turn into a gay porn or smth
nina: a lil :/
asugi: Goodnight.
Siegbert: Nina what the hell
asugi: no offence but the last dude id fuck would be shiro
little shit: Ouch bro
little shit: That hurt me in my kokoro :(
asugi: sorry bro
asugi: besides
asugi: thats more siegberts style
Private chat between shinononome and saizou.
November 1, 7:19 pm
little shit: Shut the FUCK up
asugi: :)
asugi: <3
No Nut November
November 1, 7:21 pm
Siegbert: Huh
nina: oooh I ship
little shit: Nina you ship anything that breaths
Siegbert: Breathes*
Siegbert: But tru
little shit: See I'm illiterate
Siegbert: OK mister AP English and AP Japanese
Sophie: Caught
asugi: back to the point at hand
Sophie: There was a point to this conversation?
asugi: yeah
asugi: shinonomes a non illiterate piece of shit
little shit: Ok but this wouldn't have happened if u didn't beat ur meat ://
asugi:
saizou changed shinononome's screen name to shittynome.
shittynome: WOW
nina: LMAOOO
shittynome: ITS CALLED NO NUT NOVEMBER FOR A REASON DICKHEAD
asugi:
shittynome: STOP RESPONDING WITH MEMES
asugi: they do all the talking for me, sugar
shittynome: Gay
shittynome: Someone change my screen name please
Siegbert: Do u really not know how to
Sophie: What an old man
SiegbertDeNohr changed shinononome's screen name to shiro.
shiro: tyvm.
November 1, 7:28 pm
stan ppg: OHHHH MY LORD
stan ppg: Y'ALL I
stan ppg: I CANNUH
Hisame: Are you okay
nina: she just watched Astro’s new music vid
Hisame: Who's Astro??
シグレ: Hisame ur asking to get pimp slapped.
Hisame: By you or Mitama
シグレ: Both
stan ppg: both fool
stan ppg: anyways i love rocky with all my heart???
stan ppg: everyone looked so GOOD
stan ppg: I JUST
stan ppg:
シグレ: Also Monsta X and Seventeen are having comebacks this month too
stan ppg: a blessed month
stan ppg: y'all be ready for me to cry abt my boys all month alright
mitama changed their screen name to stan astro.
nina: u do that year-round but whatever
November 6, 6:07 pm
stan astro: Y'ALL
stan astro: YOU GUYS
stan astro: MY WIG?
stan astro: IN ORBIT
stan astro: IN ANOTHER DIMENSION
Sophie: Lmao WHAT
stan astro: SEVENTEEN
forest: seventeen what?
asugi: the kpop group lmao
asugi: they just released their album right
stan astro: YELL HEAH
stan astro: CLAP IS A MF BOP
mitama changed their screen name to stan svt.
November 7, 6:11 pm
mitama changed their screen name to stan mx.
stan mx: y'all im really about to hop on kihyuns dick-
Hisame: ENOUGH