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    When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.

    Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")

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    28 May 2024

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    Katsuki had a goal. A good, steady goal.

    Get in the new girl's pants. Or, well, skirt. She's fucking cute, with those dumpling cheeks, big doe eyes, and fuckable lips. He had been buttering her up, whispering her sweet words, and giving her encouragement.

    She was cute as fuck, and Katsuki wouldn't mind a long-time relationship. Especially with that cute ass and thick thighs constantly spilling over thigh-high tights. He wouldn't mind taking her home and fucking her.

    And that's exactly what he did.

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    Deku, cute little Deku, was cute when she was flustered. He groped her pretty ass and soft body till she huffed and shoved him on the bed. He didn't mind it, happy to lay and watch Deku's face crinkle with lust as she wiggles in place, rubbing her thighs together.

    Katsuki grinned and beckoned her closer. Katsuki hummed as she sat on his hips, letting him dig his hands into her panties. Only, instead of finding puffy lips, he found a hardening cock.

    Fuck.

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    30 Mar 2024

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    Harry had expected a few things when returning for his Eighth Year. Rooming with Ron, a cheeky Firewhisky down at the pub, leaving his assignments to the last minute – those were all but certain to occur.

    His list of certainties definitely hadn’t included McGonagall’s shake-up of the curriculum, which tasked the Eighth Years with the responsibility of parenthood for three weeks. Caring for a baby Transfigured from a sack of flour would have been alright if: 1) Malfoy wasn’t Harry’s assigned partner, 2) Their baby’s one goal in life wasn’t to spite Harry, and 3) Malfoy wasn’t infuriatingly good at fake parenthood.

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    21 Feb 2024

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    Draco mused on the possible first use of the charm. What had the wizard been calling for? The text didn’t specify. As for the etymology— the meaning of the word itself was derived from I call, I summon— or the Hungarian variation of the incantation…

    To invite.

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    Or, Harry keeps inviting Draco places. Draco keeps turning him down... until he doesn't.

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    25 Jan 2024

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