gunk (what_the_fuck_is_a_barger_system)
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Never Off the Clock by gunk (what_the_fuck_is_a_barger_system)
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games)
07 Jun 2025
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Ariadne-2's mission, should she chose to accept--oh, she's already heading there. Okay. Let's follow along and find out what's eating at her.
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Stillness Where the Stars Should Be by gunk (what_the_fuck_is_a_barger_system) for kethreads
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
08 Apr 2025
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Kethry Ament is stalling out after returning to the Source. All her friends are out and about besides the one she's least ready to see. Are they even friends? Does she even know the man walking around in the body of G'raha Tia?
Well, she always thinks better with a sword in her hands. Let's fight about it.
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Oiled Machines by gunk (what_the_fuck_is_a_barger_system) for TheVoid_A
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
20 Mar 2025
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Fai Sephir and Yugiri Mistwalker get to know each other a little better before the night of the ambush.
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Fulminate and Whistle Along by gunk (what_the_fuck_is_a_barger_system) for ferrocyan
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
12 Mar 2025
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Tart hunts down an S-rank hunt mark, Forgiven Rebellion, and shit goes sideways like it always does.
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Footnotes and Footprints by gunk (what_the_fuck_is_a_barger_system)
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
17 Feb 2025
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Thancred stands back up.
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Mean Green Slapstick Machine by gunk (what_the_fuck_is_a_barger_system)
Fandom: Final Fantasy XIV
22 Dec 2024
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Prompt: Tepid [Exarch/WOL]
To dream that his future could be anything else is to invite unimaginable ruin. If his heart stumbles now, he may as well find a canister of Black Rose somewhere in his storerooms and administer the fatal dose himself.
Bookmarked by gunk (what_the_fuck_is_a_barger_system)
05 Feb 2025
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
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The questions are normal enough. The officer's tone is perfunctory, clipped like a hedgerow, but that's not unusual among the bureaucracy. Citizens are processed first, swiftly, but then, the foreigners –
G'raha mislikes the tone. The way the woman's eye sweeps over Estelle as if she's importing pox on her furs. The way she says, "I suppose that is considered a valid calling in your native Eorzea," and means that in Sharlayan, it is certainly not.
[day 5: barbarous]
Bookmarked by gunk (what_the_fuck_is_a_barger_system)
03 Feb 2025
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g'rahawesome!!!
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The summer air was heavy, and the sky over the mountain foretold a downpour, but the girl didn’t leave her farm for much else and Mihko was unwilling to take this from her.
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- Part 19 of FFXIV Write 2021
- Part 1 of Deidre Hunt
Bookmarked by gunk (what_the_fuck_is_a_barger_system)
13 Jan 2025
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The accidental hero of Eorzea and an overbearing post-grad walk into an archaeological site. I forgot the rest of the joke, but it's got doomsday technology from a fallen empire, deserter engineers from an unfallen empire, a blue chocobo, and a giant dead dragon in a lake. No one's walking out of here the same.
I'm sorry about the title. (I'm not sorry even a little bit.) This is a mostly canon-compliant fic of the Crystal Tower raids with bonus scenes growing all over it. You know how it ends. But don't you want to see how it gets there?
Bookmarked by gunk (what_the_fuck_is_a_barger_system)
26 Nov 2024
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"Gather around, da’len, kinder: your hahren has a story for you. Sit, and listen, to the tale of the Golem."
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Retelling the traditional Jewish myth of the Golem as an elven story.Bookmarked by gunk (what_the_fuck_is_a_barger_system)
24 Nov 2024