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The Scientist's Lament by Agapostemon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
11 Sep 2023
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Following Al's restoration, the Truth sends the Elric Brothers to another universe with zero information. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. Book 6, Brotherhood.
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- 53/53
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19 Oct 2025
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Hits Fall in Staccato by BattleAngel
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2021
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Ed was stuck at this table with this toad and he was empathetically not pleased. The pink thing was simpering at him, making pointed comments about his intelligence and breeding. Ed would have strangled the bitch if he hadn’t already given his bodily control over to Truth as soon as he’d sat down.
(Truth had a thing about getting to pick what food they wanted at lunch, something about getting the full experience, and Ed was, for once, glad he’d obliged because Truth’s neutral continence was the only thing keeping his limbs steady.)
“Of course,” she said sweetly, “If I was the teenage professor of a useless branch of washed-out magic, I suppose my qualifications wouldn’t have to be very high either, would they?”
And their fork snapped in half.
“What,” Truth breathed with Ed’s mouth, no accent at all, “did you just call my subject?”
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Edward Elric bodyshares with an eldritch horror and reluctantly agrees to teach alchemy to ickle snot-nosed wizards. Naturally, it's a disaster.
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13 Oct 2025
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A canon re-write starting with a mission gone wrong after the Land of Waves Arc, starring:
Danzō as the ultimate evil mastermind that we all long to see suffer because he IS the Dolores Umbridge of the Naruto world.
Naruto and Sasuke slow-burning their way through the usual stages of frenemies->friends->lovers while saving the world and the people they care about the most.
Konoha 13 growing into the badass new generation we know and love.
Itachi fighting fate as usual but this time maybe, just maybe securing a future for himself and everyone he already sacrificed so much for.
And Kakashi, growing into a functional human being, stepping up in his role as teacher, embracing his new family (and totally embracing Iruka-sensei somewhere in there) and having to fight the world to the death to be able to keep any of these good things life offered him - as usual.- Words:
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03 Oct 2025
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Itachi Uchiha.
Ruthless murderer, cold-hearted criminal, member of the notorious Akatsuki- and, as Kisame finds out, a very affectionate cat.(spoiler alert: he doesn't actually turn into a cat. Sorry.)
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01 Oct 2025
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It’s on the eve of his twenty-first birthday that Itachi Uchiha realises he's losing his sight.
(or rather, the arms dealer Kisame meets burnt out law student Itachi who is losing his eyesight au that nobody asked for).
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- Part 1 of Even Tomorrow, You Will Have Today
Bookmarked by tsumiree
30 Sep 2025