Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
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Age and Wisdom (of Butterflies) by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
23 Jul 2025
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In which Luthien exercises a bit too much power when verbally bitch slapping Sauron out of Tol-in-Gaurhoth. This might not be Elrond’s worst day ever, but it’s certainly less than his favorite.
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The House of Finwë are the middle-aged white women to Elrond’s small feral peredhel in that Finwë was not white, none of his descendants in question are women, most of them are old as dirt, and Elrond is, uh, not that small? Adoption noises ensue.
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when I consider how my light is spent by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Mar 2025
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They say Men live faster and burn brighter than the elven kin. That’s hardly why Elros made the choice he did, but he’s not ashamed of it. A fire that’s all his seethes in his chest, a new hatred fueled by a passion immortals will never understand.
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and hast thou slain by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
29 Mar 2025
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- Part 6 of Tama's B2MEM Basketball Beatdown 2025
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Shoots by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 Mar 2025
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Elros enjoys the taste of progress.
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- Part 2 of Tama's B2MEM Basketball Beatdown 2025
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it takes a true champion to overcome the winning by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Mar 2025
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The courtship of the Ainur can be rather strange, even to themselves.
(Tulkas and Eonwe, as the years stretch on and on.)
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- Part 1 of Tama's B2MEM Basketball Beatdown 2025
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treasure hunting in the hourglass's sands by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
23 Jul 2025
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Tama's B2MEM Basketball Beatdown 2025 by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
Fandom: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
29 Mar 2025
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Incise, find red by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
Fandom: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Feb 2025
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Flash ficlets examining Maedhros through the distorted lens of ego. Not his ego, though. That would be much too straightforward.
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Bullet Point Fics by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Mar 2024
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Advent AU Mayhem by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
Fandom: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Mar 2024
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A season of very merry AUs, following daily prompts from LittleCrevette’s Advent Calendar prompts, the fic for which is linked in the first fic of the series. Some might be fluff, some might be scary, and there will probably be a ridiculous amount of modern AU which may or may not all be in the same universe. (See, I was going to just do that for the whole thing until I made Fëanor like 30 and then the next prompt was Elwing. Elwing! How are those timelines suppose to match up, I ask you—)
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Don’t Want You to Set Me Free by CherriChou for TK_DuVeraun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Sep 2025
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This was where Yue Qingyuan found himself now, in the dirty alleys behind the pleasure district, uncaring of the grime that caught on the hems of his robes. He was not searching for Shen Qingqiu. He should not search for Shen Qingqiu. Shen Qingqiu could protect himself, could handle himself. He didn’t need Yue Qingyuan to come looking for him, and he wouldn’t want Yue Qingyuan to come looking for him only to interrupt what was likely an extended brothel stay. Even if he really was in trouble, Yue Qingyuan had already failed to help him before, and Shen Qingqiu had instead rescued himself, so surely this time—
It was a testament to Yue Qingyuan’s scattered thoughts that a group of mortals managed to sneak up on him.
Yue Qingyuan gets kidnapped by a group of prostitutes. He isn’t at all expecting them to bring him right to the man he wants to see.
Bookmarked by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
28 Sep 2025
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To Conquer an Emperor by zarasu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2024
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Transmigrating into the stallion novel he hates most is bad enough, but why did it have to be into the body of one of the protagonist's wives? Shen Yuan spends exactly two months dealing with harem intrigues, sullen maids and his husband utterly ignoring him before he decides to go on an extended holiday. Very extended. Surely no one will care if he just forgets about being married and becomes a cultivator, right?
(In which Luo Binghe goes on a quest to bring his errant husband home and Shen Yuan takes him on an adventure instead.)
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Fully illustrated by @_sunshine_dies_- Language:
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Bookmarked by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
20 Sep 2025
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this fic is soooo yum.
chapter six for *bingthigh*
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⊹₊♡🐾 Heartwarming! Rescue Dog's Incredible Transformation 🐾♡₊ ⊹ by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
02 Mar 2025
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Hua Cheng has no interest in gaining an animal companion, but when a mortal drags an old and filthy dog into the Gambler's Den he can't bring himself to leave it to a life of familiar abuse.
Xie Lian, meanwhile, is having a much more pleasant time as a dog now that a mysterious ghost has brought him home.
Bookmarked by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
14 Sep 2025
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When Blockbuster burns down his whole life and Tarantula takes what isn't hers to claim, Dick ditches his life, his name, and his city for an anonymous, quiet life in the Bowery. Just till he can put himself back together.
Jason is doing his best to fix his corner of the city, keep Black Mask out of his business, and arrange a confrontation with Batman, the Joker, and all the water under the bridge. He has no idea what to do with a Dick Grayson who's apparently in hiding and joined his gang by accident.But it turns out they need each other far more than they could have imagined, and if either of them are going to fix their broken pieces, it's going to have to be together.
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- Part 1 of What We've Found
Bookmarked by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
05 Aug 2025
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Metagaming by esama
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2022
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[Self-Saving System Activated! You will be now returned to your original starting position.]
Shen Qingqiu dies and gets a second chance and decides to try a different approach.
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- Part 1 of Master of Dual Cultivation
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Bookmarked by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
14 Jul 2025