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“Many travelers feel nervous about accepting rides for the same reason,” Hannibal says. “There is uncertainty on both sides of the equation. I have no way of knowing if you’re dangerous, just as you have no way of knowing if I’m, say–” He hesitates, licking his lips, and pushes the envelope. “A serial killer, for example.”
Will snorts his laughter, shifting to tuck his hands under his arms. “Come on,” he says, turning his head to look over at Hannibal. “The chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical.”
Inspired by the tweet. You know the one.
With accompanying soundtrack.- Language:
- English
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- 71,681
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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- 744
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26 Jul 2025
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Lynchpin by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Oct 2020
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He can’t get Jin Guangyao’s words out of his head.
If he’d only believed in Wei Wuxian, if he’d only been willing to stand up for him, could it all have been avoided?
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- English
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- 103,004
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 4,777
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- 29,323
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13 Jan 2025
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My Life for Yours by lunisyl (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Oct 2024
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Liu Qingge dies.
He thinks that'll be the end of it, but instead, he returns to the body of a child. A child that has yet to run away to Cang Qiong Mountain, yet to become the Bai Zhan Peak Lord, and yet to meet Shen Qingqiu.
Life will be easier if Liu Qingge stays far away from Cang Qiong Mountain, from heavenly demons and demonic blades and resurrecting Peak Lords.
But with Shen Qingqiu’s fate in the balance, Liu Qingge only has one choice.
- Language:
- English
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- 147,951
- Chapters:
- 47/47
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- 2,184
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- 3,004
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- 745
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23 Dec 2024
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Something to Look Forward To by Ehann
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Dec 2023
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Shen Qingqiu is depressed, disconnected and withdrawing from his usual routine. Now, Shang Qinghua discovers that Shen Shixiong has started giving away his prized possessions.
Technically, this is all Shang Qinghua’s fault. And it doesn’t look like anyone else is going to do anything about it. It might as well be him.
- Language:
- English
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- 35,070
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 1,231
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10 Nov 2024
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Harry and Voldemort come to an early accord after the Triwizard Tournament that gradually leads to curiosity, something akin to friendship, and, eventually, mutual fascination.
Or: Voldemort kidnaps Harry. It’s a surprisingly chilled out time. Voldemort is strangely reasonable, and they make a pact. And then Voldemort earns Harry’s loyalty more and more each year, by finding him a family, by protecting him, by changing the wizarding world for the better.
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- English
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- 19/19
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21 Oct 2024
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Phineas Nigellus Black sees Harry beg to a completely heedless Dumbledore regarding where he is to stay to no avail. The Black Headmaster takes charge and does what he should have done for a young boy in the same situation.
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- Part 1 of A Portrait's Protection Series
- Language:
- English
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- 15,934
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 3
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- 188
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- 2,803
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22 Jul 2024
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All Things Belong by kuroi_atropos
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Oct 2024
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At a discussion conference, Wen Ruohan sees a face that he'd thought lost to the impenetrability of Baoshan Sanren's mountain.
He will not lose something so precious again.
Not when being a Grandfather suits him so well, and his Grandson is as wonderful as Wei Wuxian.
- Language:
- English
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- 92,963
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 11
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- 1,405
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- 9,120
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16 Jun 2024
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A Life Without Regrets by naqaashi
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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After his death at the first siege of the Burial Mounds, Wei Wuxian is thrown back in time to when he was nine years old, just before Jiang Fengmian took him to Lotus Pier with its wavering affection and unpayable mountain of debts. He decides to take the second chance he has been offered, to live freely and without regrets.
As it turns out, a life without regrets involves:
1. Avoiding all attempts to be adopted so you can launch your career as a rogue-cultivating-assassin, while
2. Juggling a hit-list comprised of the cultivation world’s Who’s Who, and
3. Desperately missing your not-boyfriend who picked the worst ever timing to confess his undying love for you.Murder and mayhem to follow.
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 26
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- 2,918
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- 11,498
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16 Jun 2024
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To Conquer an Emperor by zarasu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2024
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Transmigrating into the stallion novel he hates most is bad enough, but why did it have to be into the body of one of the protagonist's wives? Shen Yuan spends exactly two months dealing with harem intrigues, sullen maids and his husband utterly ignoring him before he decides to go on an extended holiday. Very extended. Surely no one will care if he just forgets about being married and becomes a cultivator, right?
(In which Luo Binghe goes on a quest to bring his errant husband home and Shen Yuan takes him on an adventure instead.)
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Fully illustrated by @_sunshine_dies_- Language:
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- 109,215
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- 17/17
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19 Sep 2023
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Subversion by feelslikefire
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jun 2024
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Shen Qingqiu encounters Luo Binghe two years early in a brothel in Jin Lan City. Upon seeing his once most beloved disciple, Shen Qingqiu promptly starts coughing up flower petals. (Again.)
Then things get worse.
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Or: I wondered, "What would happen if I smashed truth pollen and hanahaki disease together as tropes?" This is the result.
- Language:
- English
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- 42,033
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 467
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- 3,139
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- 865
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- 45,830
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24 Apr 2023
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Character Optimisation by esama
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jul 2022
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[Bonus mission, "Me, Myself and I" is now available. Would you like to activate the mission?]
Shen Qingqiu tries to sort himself out. Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge try to help.
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- Part 2 of Master of Dual Cultivation
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 91,785
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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- 2,520
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- 9,589
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07 Jul 2022
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Boba Fett likes to be in control. Din Djarin feels more out of control with every passing day. Giving control over to Boba would make both of them happy. Din just doesn't understand why that has to be so complicated.
(Or, rebuilding an entire culture is hard. Boba helps, more or less.)
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- Part 1 of tell me what your heart wants
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 855,146
- Chapters:
- 51/51
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 4,910
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- 287,622
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03 Jul 2022
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A Friend Flinches Not by Igneum807 for selectivegeekwithstandards
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 May 2020
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Jaskier knows that, for the most part, he’s useless. A burden. He’s pretty and he sings well, but he doesn't have much more to offer Geralt on his Path. Medicine, though, is a decidedly useful skill. It’s one that does not require strength or fighting ability- just a sharp mind and hours of study. And oh, how Jaskier has studied.
If only Vesemir would stop underestimating him.
Part of a series, technically, but can absolutely be read as a standalone.
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- Part 3 of If We Must Starve (Let it be Together)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,156
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 4
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- 305
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- 7,270
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- 394
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- 57,414
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04 May 2020
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Soft and happy wolf family, and we love an immortal bard
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With a Conquering Air by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Mar 2020
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From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love!
Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.
...He is, in fact, going to be unreasonably lucky, because the Warlord of the North is a far finer monarch - and a far better man - than Redania's king has ever dreamed of being.
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- Part 1 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack
- Part 1 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,880
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 70
- Comments:
- 2,330
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- 28,533
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- 6,491
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- 699,125
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08 Apr 2020
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the faceless young grandpa who openly lives in jin's room by nebulia
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Dec 2017
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[“Holy shit,” Seokjin says. Well. Seokjin shrieks. He doesn’t scramble back, but he recoils a little. “”You have mouth tentacles!”
“You have a hundred teeth and a pocket dimension in your throat!” Yoongi snaps.
“But I don’t just spring that on people!” ]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,025
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 133
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- 1,538
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- 468
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- 14,907
Bookmarked by themebee
10 Dec 2019
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This is literally so beautiful and perfect!! And you did you come up with this AU and make everyone’s monster attributes fit so perfectly?? I want to read this over and over again AHH
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Kim Taehyung is a tailor with an eye for the special. Min Yoongi is that special.
Bookmarked by themebee
31 Aug 2019
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This au. The way the boys are written. Just *chefs kiss*
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Potion maker Min Yoongi is hopelessly in love with a Love Witch named Jung Hoseok.
With the power of a family heirloom, Yoongi befriends Hoseok under the guise of a cat, spending his nights with Hoseok as the younger man is none the wiser, content with simply just being in his company. But what happens when he gets found out?
Will Hoseok be disgusted?
Or will Hoseok show Yoongi what he's truly capable of?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,547
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 213
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- 2,777
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30 Aug 2019
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I love magic AUs this is so creative and perfect!!
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Jeon Seokjin has exactly four weeks to stop the impending engagement of his younger brother, doomed to a loveless marriage. The only way to stop it is to make a better match, more advantageous, more lucrative for the Jeon family. It's impossible. It's his only option.
Min Yoongi does not want, will never want, will never ever even consider, marriage. It's not in the cards. He's stubborn enough to achieve the total ban on marriage talks. Except maybe his grandmother is a little more stubborn than he is, and maybe she's determined to see him march down the aisle.
The chaebol arranged marriage au that exactly one and a half people asked for.
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The guy reaches for Namjoon’s tail again and Jeongguk can’t take minding his own business anymore. Gym bag thrown to the ground, his feet carry him forward in a thoughtless fury.
“Don’t fucking touch my boyfriend!” he hollers and shoves the guy’s hand away.- Language:
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by themebee
25 Aug 2019
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So cute and sweet I just want to protect all of them
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Separates and Lingerie; seven pairs of shoes by ellievolia
Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
27 Jun 2019
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- 3
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- 49