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    Most of my angst and h/c fic oneshots/drabbles that focus on the bad sanses, generally Cross

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    The Autobots have been quietly meddling in human affairs for over a century. Although most people accept their presence on Earth, there is a vocal minority that remain suspicious of their motives. The situation is made worse by the fact that Prime’s Special Ops are known to disappear people, seemingly at a whim. There are whispers that the Cybertronians are looking for someone… or something.

    Sam Witwicky is a college dropout who is beginning to experience the same symptoms of insanity that affected his entire patrilineal line. Plagued by horrifying visions, insomnia, and increasing paranoia, Sam is desperately trying to keep his world from falling apart.

    Unfortunately, Sam is about to learn that his luck has already run out.

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    16 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    Since when did being launched through a Quint portal entirely change ones species?

    “Lookin’ good as a human, Prowler.” Jazz’s blue visor flickered in a facsimile of a wink while offering an unrepentant grin. “I like the white hair.”

    “Take this more seriously.” Prowl returned, ice blue eyes squinting up at his partner. “This should not be possible.” At the expectant stare, Prowl released a sigh. “Your appearance as a Cybertronian is very fitting.”

    “Aw, thanks, Prowler, ya flirt you.” The vents on either side of Jazz’s face grew warm from a sudden influx of heat.

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    12 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    The Kaiju that have been periodically invading Earth are showing up from somewhere within the Solar System; it's Jazz's job to investigate.

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    Mecha Pilot Jazz AU where the MDPP decided that hooking Jazz up with a thousand sensors in the form of little wings on Bebop's back and launching him into space will be a good idea. It is not.

    They forgot the translator.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    Prowl could have been having a much worse day (75%.)
    Prowl could have also been having a much better day. (43.8%.)

    Overall, his day was approaching ‘not great.’

    You could make a case for said ‘not great’-ness starting when he first accidentally warped into an experimental Quintesson weapons base with violently angry little foot soldiers that seemed to have a love for biting at anything they could reach, but Prowl really considered it starting when the unfamiliar mech limped at unsafe speeds into the desecrated room with him.

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    10 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Post-Rise of the Beasts. Now humanity's protectors, Optimus and his fellow Autobots are thrown an unexpected curveball when a homeless boy finds shelter in Prime's cab one night. As he integrates himself into their lives, it becomes clear their stories may be more intertwined than they first believed. CROSS-POSTED on Fanfiction.net.

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    09 Oct 2025