19 Works by t_ZM in Homestuck

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    "And then I saw a new Alternia, for the old Alternia had passed away." -- St. Troll John Cusack

    How the Empire knelt to a clown, a mutant and a lawyer.

    Language:
    English
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    130,209
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    563
    Kudos:
    4,159
    Bookmarks:
    1,264
    Hits:
    186,765
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    In which seven and a half sweeps old Karkat Vantas, member of her Imperial Luminesce's Threshecutioner Corps, takes his moirail's kismesis out on an errand, encounters a variety of problems to do with sea monsters, becomes involved in excruciatingly complicated relationship tangles with his moirail's kismesis' inclade and ends up flipping as many tables as he does quadrants. Contains two ocean-going fight scenes, one lusus, distressing incidences of clown cultism, his lawyer, and absolutely no interactions with the quinity whatsoever.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    92,485
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    340
    Kudos:
    2,288
    Bookmarks:
    395
    Hits:
    87,748
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    Twelve years ago, sixteen teenagers were given the chance to change their futures, fortunes, and that of their hometown. Now it's 2021, and Paradox City is the hub for superheroism, supervillainy, super-gritty organized crime, and spandex as far as the eye can see.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,818
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    432
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    16,301
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    This is a story about love. This is a story about betrayal. Of heterosexuality, Heee Haw, and growing up.

    This is a story about prom.

    (IMAGES BROKEN! You can read promstuck in its entirety on promstuck. )

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,649
    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    1,554
    Bookmarks:
    383
    Hits:
    84,721
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    Feferi Peixes is the last daughter of her mother's line, and she has to learn her throne.

    Language:
    English
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    7,425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    1,227
    Bookmarks:
    383
    Hits:
    25,101
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    It's a question of jurisdiction.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,195
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    1,682
    Bookmarks:
    367
    Hits:
    50,116
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    You'll get there, he interrupts. He is very calm! That is the worst part. There is not one spark of fear or pain, not one whiff of resistance. He is not afraid. It would be easier if he was afraid. Sit back, amateurs.

    Spoilers for EOA5.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    1,000
    Bookmarks:
    179
    Hits:
    21,888
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    In which Eridan Ampora, seven-sweeps seadwelling ne'er-do-well, goes to market for his moirail, gets caught up in a political intrigue, is sent on an errand by his employer who is not coincidentally his kismesis, partners up with his kismesis' moirail and blunders into exactly as many problems as a fishtroll would expect. Includes two major fight scenes, religious blasphemy, zombies, some inappropriately passionate kisses and an inordinate amount of blueblood thugs.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,702
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    1,697
    Bookmarks:
    315
    Hits:
    70,231
  9. Tags
    Summary

    You are now playing WAITING FOR GOD TIER. You have DIED.

    Written for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics 2011.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,003
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    1,368
    Bookmarks:
    259
    Hits:
    25,424
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    For now the Seer dwells in the unknown sea-deeps instead of fearing them, and from the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors there is no escape.

    Just not if Kanaya Maryam has anything to say about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,811
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    562
    Bookmarks:
    160
    Hits:
    29,001
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    Feed a cold, starve a fever, and in the case of an ennui-filled Terezi Pyrope just quadruple caloric intake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,280
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    867
    Bookmarks:
    233
    Hits:
    18,233
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    And what rough beast, its hour come round at last/Slouches towards Skaia to be born?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    702
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    4,988
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    Choose lasagna as good first meal for boy humans (1) and boy trolls (1) to show you can overcome this cooking thing. Feel impugned when Rose suggests you would both eat popcorn between two slices of bread and call it a day. Advise her you only did that the once.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,341
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    2,038
    Bookmarks:
    386
    Hits:
    43,243
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    As kissers go the Sylph of Space is A++++. Would kiss again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    421
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    6,292
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    "John and Karkat rope each other into having an intense slumber party movie night. Popcorn, sleeping bags, the works."

    The moment Karkat sees the sleeping bags, John sees him change his mind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    1,680
    Bookmarks:
    362
    Hits:
    31,866
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    Moirallegiance is the least understood of the conciliatory quadrants, but barely less dangerous than the kismesisstic. Investigation also shows that it is incredibly difficult to get right.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,094
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    1,091
    Bookmarks:
    213
    Hits:
    20,561
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    "He romances the hell out of her."

    There is a reason why adult trolls should never be around their young. Orphaner Dualscar comes back from the dead and finds Feferi Peixes. In the end, there's very little Eridan Ampora can do.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,805
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    620
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    19,950
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    Good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls dress up Mr. Ampora on Saturday nights. In which Rose knows she must be disturbed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    415
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    9,619
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    "I would as a result like to request Karkat being the only troll left after the scratch, having a complete and total psychological breakdown, and John comforting him." Homesmut kinkmeme fill, though in the end, not kinky.

    In which Karkat Vantas cancels life due to lack of interest, and John is left to pick up the pieces.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,341
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    1,558
    Bookmarks:
    343
    Hits:
    37,004

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