sassaffrassa
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advising done right by sassaffrassa for ratgrandpa2000, shrimp_chips
Fandoms: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner
19 Sep 2025
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Relius is her greatest advisor.
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myth talking by sassaffrassa for lostsheepdog (banananutmuffin), doublesloth, anaeolist
Fandoms: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner
19 Sep 2025
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“I’ll tell it to you if you like. We have the time. Eugenides, if you are going to lie down again, put your head on my knee.”
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10 (goal cup) by sassaffrassa for swordbreakers
Fandoms: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner
18 Sep 2025
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he just scored a goal, probs
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intrusion by sassaffrassa for anaeolist
Fandoms: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner
18 Sep 2025
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The Thief visits his Queen one last time. His first Queen, that is.
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a thing like refuge by sassaffrassa for artino
Fandoms: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner
17 Sep 2025
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Relius, and the spy who shagged him.
Recent series
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gettin' down on the little peninsula by sassaffrassa
Fandom: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner
15 Sep 2025
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disconnected works in the Queen's Thief universe, especially for all my very smutty thoughts that apparently need to be shared
- Words:
- 123,691
- Works:
- 70
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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unrelated oneshots for the sake of readers lol
- Words:
- 16,868
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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enemies to enemies being weird about each other by sassaffrassa
Fandom: Wiedźmin 2: Zabójcy królów | The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
13 Feb 2025
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this is the one for all the unhinged shenanigans between two enemies who have not yet reconciled their differences
- Words:
- 18,841
- Works:
- 24
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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my favorite temerian trash can by sassaffrassa
Fandom: Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales (Video Game), Wiedźmin 2: Zabójcy królów | The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (Video Game), Wiedźmin 3: Dziki Gon | The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Feb 2025
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disconnected ficlets (mostly drabbles) from the smubbles collections detailing the fucking around of Vernon Roche, Temerian
trash canhero- Words:
- 37,332
- Works:
- 90
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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100 ways to fuck around the continent by sassaffrassa
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), The Witcher: Blood Origin (TV), Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales (Video Game), Venom (Marvel Movies), Wiedźmin 2: Zabójcy królów | The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (Video Game), Wiedźmin 3: Dziki Gon | The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Jan 2025
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fuck around? more like fuck around, am i right 😏
all the oneshots drabbles out of the smubbles collections, mostly smutty? sometimes not. (sometimes they’re just fucking around)
- Words:
- 9,600
- Works:
- 92
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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For I know not any greater blessing by paene for sassaffrassa
Fandoms: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner
19 Sep 2025
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“It’s my business to be informed of every strapping young thing who dreams of warming your bed, actually. You know I have so few joys in life.” Relius unfolded himself from the chair and dropped into the seat Costis had just vacated. “Oh, Captain, will you do me the honor of sparring with me? Of pressing your hardened, battle-worn body to mine?"
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While helping ART pack for a new colony rescue mission, Murderbot finds a discrepancy in its crew manifest. The truth is weirder and more emotionally loaded than it ever expected.
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People have commented on how MB as a SecUnit might relate to ART as analogous to a HubSystem and what that means for their relationship, but how does ART, as a bot pilot designed to pilot drones and shuttles and split itself into multiple pieces, relate to having a SecUnit on board?Bookmarked by sassaffrassa
14 Jul 2025
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As Real as You Want It to Be by Jawbone
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Dec 2023
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Radovid agrees to sneak away from the castle to meet his lover in the woods.
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- Part 2 of The Importance of Dreams
Bookmarked by sassaffrassa
21 Feb 2025
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Where The Dead Forget by ninnananna (Emica)
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018), The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
14 Sep 2024
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Hades gameverse amnesia AU. Patroclus drinks from the River Lethe and loses his memories of Achilles. Achilles attempts to woo him all over again, now with personal growth and wisdom on his side. But it turns out not to be so simple when the fame and reputation he acquired in life contrast with the man that he has become as well as the man that Patroclus always saw in him.
With memories of life and the afterlife interwoven between a slowburn romance, this fic is a canon divergence story, a canon compliant pre-canon story, and an Iliad retelling all in one.
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Bookmarked by sassaffrassa
09 Feb 2025
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Gen and Irene revisit some of his old habits.
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- Part 2 of Hide and seek
Bookmarked by sassaffrassa
30 Oct 2024