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“He was very hot. I had to subtract points because of his bad dye job, but other than that his face was good---then I got annoyed at his mouth because he was talking so much so I detracted points for that...” Kiyoomi trailed off as he searched for his phone. He could have sworn he heard it ping earlier.
“Kiyo! You’re still using that rubric?”
“Of course I am! Why wouldn’t I?” Kiyoomi demanded as he finally found his phone. He pulled it out of his tote bag with a flourish, saw who texted him and released the most aghast gasp he’d ever uttered.
“What the fuck, Kiyo! Is everything okay?”
“He... text... me....”
Kiyoomi held his phone at arms length between two fingers.
“Wait--bad date boy? Kiyoomi, you’re such a drama queen!” Kiyoomi used his royal drama to level a sharp glare at his cousin’s insult.
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Sakusa Kiyoomi had the unfortunate experience of having the worst date of his life with someone that was absolutely his type. It should end there... right?
Edited as of 1/23/24
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23 Jun 2024