pristinepastel
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A Brief Overview of Reptilium Sapiens Anatomy and Physiological Behaviors by pristinepastel
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
10 Jun 2023
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I thank the book club discord for putting up with this nonsense while i google searched my twelves-damned heart out. i am an au ra fanatic. my wol-sona is an au ra. i am fifty three lizards in a recycled flesh suit. lets have some fun with sapient herpetology
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The Girl in Caingorn’s Tallest Tower by pristinepastel
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
14 Sep 2021
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During the campaign to retake Caingorn from Kovir’s forces, Purnella is sent to scout out the patrols on the city’s battlements. In doing so, they see a young girl around Ciri’s age, hiding in a tower…
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Eolaselan'mah Esayemah Eolas'esayelan - The Prophet will Seek Understanding by pristinepastel
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
14 Dec 2019
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As someone who’s a hundred pounds sopping wet, only five foot three, and barely strong enough to carry a laptop for very long, I have to wonder why I of all people got thrust into the role of inquisitor. I guess having prior knowledge of the series helps, or at least it would help if I could speak whatever language thedosian is.
EDIT: Discontinued, I am currently re-imagining this because I didn't feel comfortable putting myself in such an important role;; I'll eventually start on a new version, sorry!Series
- Part 1 of The Prophet will Seek
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The Cage Dwelling Courier 6 by pristinepastel
Fandoms: Fallout (Video Games), Fallout: New Vegas
01 Aug 2019
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A series of drabbles focussing on Sally Li May, courier, ghoul, and last (non-feral) surviving member of the Cage Dweller tribe of the Mojave wasteland.
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Moment of Respite by pristinepastel
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: The Old Republic (Video Game)
14 Apr 2019
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Charlotte Jensaarai takes time to stretch her abilities and recover from her force trauma. Her wife Kaphar’ti comes with support, comfort, and food.
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Anthology of Final Fantasy XIV Anatomical Meta by pristinepastel
Fandom: Final Fantasy XIV
10 Jun 2023
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The Prophet will Seek by pristinepastel
Fandom: Dragon Age Inquisition - Fandom, Dragon Age: Inquisition
14 Dec 2019
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Post-game speculative fic. Kaidan pops the question. Shepard meets the parents. They wear sweaters in Vancouver. It's a long road to recovery. It was Kaidan’s home they were headed for, not Shepard’s; it’d be his memories, his short-frame vids on the wall, his old bedroom and the view of the bay he got every morning when he was a kid.
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21 Oct 2025
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Jaal is already a beautiful, handsome, marvelous man, but with a baby in his arms? He is absolutely perfect.
In which Ryder and Jaal finally meet little David, the first human baby born in Heleus.
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21 Oct 2025
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The pressure increased and Kaidan reacted swiftly with a whiskey matured growl, something feral that ripped straight from his gut. His head tipped back against the fingers cradling his amp, his biotics flaring brighter and Shepard prepared himself to take a biotic blow to the gut, but it never came.
Shepard has a new technique for Kaidan's migraines.
I shouldn't be allowed to write. PWP.
I regret nothing.M/M
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21 Oct 2025
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Explain It Again, Slowly by interventionsandlullabies
Fandoms: Mass Effect: Andromeda, Mass Effect - All Media Types
19 Nov 2024
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Cultural misunderstandings and mishaps abound in Jaal's life once he joins the Tempest crew. These are his attempts to navigate this brave new world and the people in it.
Particularly Sara Ryder! His closest friend. And eventual partner. Aaaand eventual wife.Chapters include:
a definite translator malfunction and potential nervous breakdown, an Ama Darav family ambush, Scott and Jaal have The Talk, a drunk Jaal cannot be carried physically but he can be carried emotionally, giving Cora Harper the gift of an actual personality, Lexi goes full Mordin and is it better or worse that these are her children? You decide[a collection of one-shots that did not fit into the larger series. now in chronological order!]
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- Part 3 of uneven odds // light
Bookmarked by pristinepastel
21 Oct 2025
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The Galaxy's Best Improv Group by interventionsandlullabies
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect: Andromeda
20 Nov 2021
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A soft epilogue detailing the post-finale lives of the Tempest crew as they settle into new adventures: careers, marriages, parenthood... and occasional bouts of shenanigans.
Mostly fun and funny, with one sad chapter because SOMEONE had to deal with Primus and we all know it's not Bioware huh
Bonus feature: a disastrous shuttle ride in a post-akksul bonus chapter
[can be read as a standalone]
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- Part 2 of uneven odds // light
Bookmarked by pristinepastel
21 Oct 2025