platanosandprejudice (platanosandpre)
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Make Something out of U and Me by platanosandprejudice (platanosandpre)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Nov 2021
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Martin is everything Jon hates, all wrapped up in one gorgeous package. Jon is everything Martin wishes he could be but knows he doesn't deserve.
Assumptions make something, but Jon and Martin need to learn to listen if they want to make something good. -
Oh! Well I NEVER- by platanosandprejudice (platanosandpre)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Oct 2021
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A lot has changed since Martin became a 2m 22 stone anthropoidal cat. Unfortunately, his feelings for Jon are not among those things.
A Martin POV for Did’s allegorical cats, metaphorical cats series.
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Dream a Little Dream of Me by platanosandprejudice (platanosandpre)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
15 May 2021
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While I'm alone and blue as can be
Dream a little dream of me
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An unofficial prequel + au-amendment to Did's amazing not gonna write you a love song -
Static Interference by platanosandprejudice (platanosandpre)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Apr 2021
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They can't understand the static that brought them there, how threads of magnetic tape unraveled and re-furled to a new reality, but they can try to understand each other.
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Remain Calm by platanosandprejudice (platanosandpre)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Apr 2021
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Jon and Martin discuss Martin's troublesome history with an emotionally abusive partner and affirm their love for each other.
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Her hand lands hard and fast on his cheek; after it’s gone, its ghost burns like he’s been branded. His face is turned to the side from the impact – and he feels an unexpected, yet familiar stirring in his loins.
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Bookmarked by platanosandprejudice (platanosandpre)
07 Oct 2025
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Robert has a small penis and it's just one more thing he hates about himself. Until he doesn't. Boyfriends Era 1.0. Not quite smut? It's plot with light porn I guess?
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- Part 3 of Emmerdale Kinktober 2025
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Bookmarked by platanosandprejudice (platanosandpre)
06 Oct 2025
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Mackenzie starts having strange daydreams.
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Bookmarked by platanosandprejudice (platanosandpre)
06 Oct 2025
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Robert knows that he has been ignorant after he got out. That he was careless and a hopeless dreamer, chasing the life he had left behind years ago. Acting like years of violence and despair and bad decisions could be just locked away and forgotten. He wants to laugh at how ridiculous it is, how stupid he has been.
Standing in his sister’s bathroom, his fingertips almost bleeding against the white porcelain from the tightness of his grip, Robert finally can think straight.
Bookmarked by platanosandprejudice (platanosandpre)
06 Oct 2025
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“Go on then,” goads Aaron, fully aware that he’s probably digging his own grave with every growled syllable.
Maybe they’ll stick him in the ground beside Katie and they can spend an eternity chumming about, reminiscing on the times they were murdered by Robert Sugden. They can turn it into an afterlife drinking game: take a shot every time Robert denies responsibility for their deaths, claims he couldn’t’ve done it because he loved them once.
Being loved by Robert Sugden is a life sentence, and Aaron has the sinking feeling that he’s about to get shivved in this makeshift cell.
“Do it. Pick up the gun, Robert.”
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- Part 5 of kinktober 2025
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Bookmarked by platanosandprejudice (platanosandpre)
06 Oct 2025