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    “I mean, how dumb does the mayor think we are? Offering us a permanent hotel room as a ‘gesture of gratitude for all our work for Paris’, like it isn’t clearly just some half-baked political ploy to place him more in the public’s favor after the whole school funding scandal, like we’ll allow ourselves to sleep in a hotel that we were publicly offered, making ourselves sitting ducks for Hawkmo—”

    “It’s a pretty big building,” he countered, and at least he seemed amused, because she certainly wasn’t, “Nobody knows which room we were given but us.”

    “It doesn’t matter!” she scoffed, “It’s still a security risk that he can narrow our location down at all! Also,” she jutted her arms out towards the bed a second time, “May I remind you? ONE. BED. ONE!”

    ———

    Or, Ladybug and Chat Noir receive a hotel room from the city, which they most certainly will not use. After all, that wouldn't be very professional, would it?

    Yes, it's a Ladynoir bed sharing fic.

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    17 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Okay yeah. Yeah. This was everything

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    Everybody had expected Monarch's defeat to be a moment of triumph. Nobody had expected Gabriel Agreste, unmasked and mind frayed from continual abuse of the miraculous, crying out to all who would listen and making Paris certain of one thing:

    His son, Adrien Agreste, is one of his sentimonsters.

    And now he's missing.

    Nobody can find him— not even the superheroes, and not even his closest friends. But Marinette, Nino, and Alya aren't ones to give up so easily. They'll find him, no matter what it takes.

    (But, geez, would it kill Chat Noir to lend a hand?)

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    17 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I’m back on my bullshit and this is incredible

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    Business pulls Bilbo to the town of Scary, but it is the journey home that changes everything for Bilbo. Family, it seems, comes in many forms, and quite possibly in the form of a scarred, silent shade of a Dwarrow Bilbo finds in a ditch.

    Family, though, is a tricky thing, and there's fun to be had when they come looking for their kin.

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    15 Aug 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Just positively adorable. Made me cackle as well. 10/10 recommendation from Charlie.

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    “Look - I don’t usually do this, but I am the food critic for The Anchor, and it’s imperative that I -”
    “Oh, a food critic! Well that changes things.”
    “Does it?”
    “Sure. What was that name again?”
    “Stede Bonnet. Food Critic, Stede Bonnet.”
    “Right. Well, fuck off, Food Critic Stede Bonnet. Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill is all booked up.”

    The manager at the new restaurant Stede is trying to review is being kind of a dick. A certain member of the waitstaff, however, takes a bit of a liking to him.

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    22 Jun 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Okay this is fantastic.

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    It takes Ed an embarrassingly long time to realise he's being romanced.

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    21 Jun 2023

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    Stupid and cute