7 Works by paintxthexwind
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(I) Swear to Shake It Up If You Swear to Listen, (Dobe) by paintxthexwind
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
31 Aug 2025
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Naruto thinks he has the edge on surprises for their tenth anniversary gift exchange. Sasuke proves his
adorableridiculous moron wrong.Series
- Part 2 of They Spill Unfound From a Pretty Mouth
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Lying Is Only Fun If You Can Get Away With It, Baby by paintxthexwind
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Aug 2025
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Sasuke thinks he can get away with lying about disliking Naruto's dirty talk in bed. Naruto proves his insolent little brat wrong.
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- Part 1 of They Spill Unfound From a Pretty Mouth
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Harry and Draco actually manage to find a tiny slice of time to finally have (frantic, full-on) sex before their kids come home.
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This is an extended, alternate ending to my fic "Plural" and is non-canon in my "(Un)Masked" 'Verse. Just for fun!
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- Part 3 of "(Un)Masked" 'Verse
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Draco has finally conquered his Boggart and thrown away his toxic mask, and he is now ready to enjoy his Happily Ever Middle with Harry. That is until a certain selfless proposition from a trusted friend threatens to destroy everything Draco has strengthened within himself.
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- Part 2 of "(Un)Masked" 'Verse
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Don't Cry Over Spilled Contraception Potion by paintxthexwind
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jan 2024
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The evening before husbands Draco and Harry were set to go on their first holiday together in more than three years—where their plans were sex, sex, a little bit of sightseeing, and more sex—Draco finds their bathtime-obsessed two year old attempting to use the very last of Draco’s contraception potion as bubble bath.
Who is the hero that saves their much needed holiday? Why Harry Potter, of course! And the variety pack of Muggle whatsits ("They’re called condoms, Draco, not whatsits, you loon") Harry convinces his husband to try instead.
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After more than a year of happily dating, Draco agrees to move into Grimmauld Place with Harry. When cleaning out the third floor to use for Draco’s flourishing home business, Draco discovers a Boggart hiding in a writing desk. Draco must face his Boggart, face his fears, and face himself, all the while keeping it all hidden from Harry.
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“Ooh, what if I published some of those juicy diary entries you wrote in school? Or, better yet, your diary from even before Hogwarts. Show the whole world that even naughty, secretly bent war criminals could fancy Harry Potter.”
“I said piss off, Pansy!”
“Merlin, fine... You’re no fun, darling.”
She looked at him out of the corner of her eye. “It really is a shame about Potter being straight and soon to be engaged. Now you’ll have to give up your dream of that outdoor wedding in Florence after you’ve done a daring rescue with, whatsit, Excalibur or whatever such rot from the back of a–a Griffin, was it?”
“I was never going to be King Arthur or even a Knight of the Round Table, Pansy. Potter wasn’t the one who needed saving. He never was.”
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- Part 1 of "(Un)Masked" 'Verse