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Summoning a hero from another dimension makes perfect sense to the desperate and stupid.
Unfortunately, they're not the only ones to reap the consequences.
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- Part 1 of Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes
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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jun 2025
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All Din wanted to do was find the Child a sorcerer teacher, pick up a job or two, and follow his Creed.
Three out of three is good, right? Right?
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- Part 1 of The Way of Conquest
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Dr. Seuss Never Wrote This Sh*t by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Comics)
23 Jun 2025
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On Friday, Clint comes back to the tower from an op in Cairo.
He eats two tuna sandwiches. After that, he takes a shower.
Then, since he doesn’t have anything better to do, he finally decides to do something about the strange dick in his pants.
Okay, yeah. That sounds bad.
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Home Improvement Appendix: How They Met by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Jun 2025
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“Speaking of American heroes—“ Phil begins.
“I wasn’t,” Marcus says rudely.
Phil ignores him. “It was an honor to be wing man to a real, undeniable American icon,” he says, taking shrimp from the freezer to thaw. “I have his trading card from 1952, when his image was being used by Fairchild against Joe McCarthy’s campaign. A little foxing on the edges, but otherwise in good condition. Current valuation—“
The inchoate sound of rage that Marcus makes is satisfying in the way a good bowel movement is: viciously physical, and spiritually rejuvenating.
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- Part 2 of Home Improvement
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The Logistics of the Way by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
29 Nov 2024
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Side stories, perspectives, and the bits and bobs I wrote for the Way of Conquest that didn't make it into the story. Because plot.
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- Part 2 of The Way of Conquest
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Stories where actions have consequences.
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Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by pagination
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Nov 2024
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Crossovers where the problems of one reality are dealt with handily by the simple application of common sense--or the OP protagonists of another.
I mean, if it's all bullshit anyway, why not use the bullshit with the bigger gun?
These are all one-shots.
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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
26 Jun 2025
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Words are Hard by pagination
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Spider-Man (Ultimateverse), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
20 Feb 2018
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Home Improvement by pagination
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
22 Jun 2025
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Holy Subjectivity, Batman! by Ginevra_Benci
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
12 Feb 2023
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“So!” Dick says with great fanfare, throwing himself across Bruce’s designated chair with nary a care in the world.
The Justice League look on with a mix of befuddled awe, like they’ve never seen a child dressed up like a traffic light before. Which they haven't. Bruce mentally steels himself as Dick clears his throat. “Why am I here, you ask? Well, when two people love one another very, very much-”
“You’re adopted.” Bruce says.
Or; Bruce lets Dick attend a Justice League meeting on the Watchtower. Bruce has regrets.
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- Part 5 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 1 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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Alley Business by thetiniestteapot
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
30 Sep 2025
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What if Jason actually stayed as competent as he was in Lost Days and Under the Hood, and actually reacted to his (ex-)dad slicing his neck open?
What if Bruce actually got taken to task (eventually) for being abusive?
What if people actually decided to talk to each other, and listened to what the other person was saying?But really, it's: what if Jason had a support system; and what if Jason had someone tell him that violence is not how you solve all societal problems.
(And what if I decided that the narrative would be on Jason's side as much as DC's narrative is on Batman's)
(Also, the series is only called Alley Business because I wrote that one first)Incomplete (and the total word count is half of what it says - the chronological order fic doubles it)
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Rotten Work by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jun 2021
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Jin Ling hadn’t thought to keep track of Wei Wuxian.
Clearly that had been a mistake.