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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Ratchet reset his vox. “I do not wish to harm you. What is your faction?”
    The flier looked taken aback for a second but settled back into apprehensiveness quickly. “Faction? We do not associate with any vigilante group or pirating crew.”
    It was Ratchet’s turn to be taken aback. “No, I meant- Autobot or Decepticon? Do you ally with either of them? Or are you neutrals avoiding the war?”
    “War?” The flier’s optics widened more and a weakly surprised noise came from behind them (him, probably, if going off of vocal inflection). “What war? When?”
    Ratchet frowned. “The civil war we’ve been fighting for four thousand years. How are you on Earth and unaware of this?”
    The flier squinted his optics. “Four thousand… impossible. Machina was destroyed one thousand years ago.”
    “Machina?” Ratchet blinked. “I am from Cybertron. Have you heard of such a planet?”
    “No.” The flier cocked his helm. “...I think there has been a misunderstanding. You do not look like a Metal Cardbot.”
    “I most certainly am not that.”
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    After a shoddy teleportation attempt, the Metal Cardbots find themselves scattered, cut off from their team, and stranded in unfamiliar places.
    The Autobots notice.

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    30 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    After everything that happened in Peru, Noah struggles to rebuild Mirage. After the Cybertronian awakens, things slowly begin to get strange.

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    According to Cybertronian culture, Noah and Mirage are married now, but Noah doesn't know it.

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    25 Sep 2025

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    Uh-oh the door slammed shut behind her
    Despite the pain, she tried to pull the doorknob. Bad idea because it was left in her hand and the door was still closed. This must be another one of Sideswipe's idiotic jokes.
    Yes. He probably planned it all.
    - Are you enjoying yourself? - she hissed through her teeth, squeezing the object so hard that her blood stained doorknob and dripped from her hand - wasn't what you did in the morning enough for you? You have to take it out on me!?
    - Huh? What are you on about again? - Sideswipe turned to her with a surprised expression on his face. Strongarm held out the bloody doorknob in front of her. She was on the verge of tears - why isn't the doorknob in the door  where it should be ?
    -Don't play coy with me. Do you want to see me miserable so much? Fine! - she said bitterly, throwing the object on the floor - congratulations, you achieved your goal! Now let us out!

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    16 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    "Cause I'm not sure if you're into me like I'm into you."

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    4 times Dexter doesn't confess to Fleta Z, and the time he finally does.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    02 Sep 2025