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    Renowned Shakespearean actor Sherlock Holmes has finally burned all of his bridges in the theatre industry save for his constant director, Greg Lestrade. John Watson has made a name for himself in the musical theatre circuit, but age and injury are working against him. Can they reinvent themselves for an all-male Macbeth without killing one another?

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    24 Oct 2025

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    Inspired by the discord: What a combat override module does to an augmented human.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    One night, Gurathin went out for drinks with an old CR contact.

    Everything started going down hill from there.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    "We can't undo it," the tech said, slightly desperate. "Its memory has been purged, as is standard practice after a casualty incident. The files aren't saved, they're deleted."

    Oh. They were talking about my memory.

    "What's going on?" Ratthi said. Pin Lee turned to look at him, then me. Her eyes softened, despite the rest of her staying angry. So she also recognized me. Great.

    "Do you know who we are?" she asked me.

    "No," I said. SecUnits are not supposed to read the newsfeeds, so that's the answer she and the tech would be expecting. "I have no information on the last seven hundred and twenty hours."

    Ratthi made a sound like he'd been punched. Pin Lee's mouth set into a grim line. She turned back to the tech.

    "I know there are ways to recover deleted files," she said. "Recover them."

    After the events of All Systems Red, Murderbot wakes up in the company cubicle with no memory of the survey with the PresAux team.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    Murderbot does not like to touch humans. They're sweaty and smelly and uncomfortable, and worse than all of that, there's always some voice whispering at the back of its head about what they might do, if you let them get that close.

    So it isn't sure how to respond to the sudden inexplicable need to touch that has cropped up seemingly out of nowhere.

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    22 Oct 2025