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    Agatha couldn’t move. It was her, she was sure of it—the dancer from the club, on the night of the last day of school. A stripper was standing in her classroom, addressing her second-graders. A stripper who, until this very moment, had been filed neatly into the category of things Agatha would never think about again. (Except that one time, when she got too drunk on the Fourth of July. And that other time, when she got too drunk on the Seventh of July, which was just a normal Tuesday.) And yet here she was, in practical jeans and a black tee, looking every inch like a competent professional.

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    First ten minutes of Afternoon Delight meets...the American public school system? (THEY'RE TEACHERS)

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    17 Jul 2025

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    “Oh, fine.” Natalie replied. “A little warm for fur, isn’t it?”

    “It’s faux. Don’t get any ideas about red paint.”

    “Hm. Okay.” Natalie nodded, then sucked in a breath. “So, you’re a lesbian, though?”

    Lottie straightened and shut the fridge door, then turned back to Natalie. She had a bottle of water in her hand. “Don’t be reductive, Nat, I could be bisexual.”

    “…are you bisexual?”

    Lottie looked at her like she was stupid. “No, I’m a lesbian.”

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    A year after moving in with Lottie, Natalie makes a discovery about her roommate that sets off a chain reaction of catastrophic proportions.

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    van
    will lottie and nat ever escape the lovers allegations? truly who can say

    lottie
    we WILL

    nat
    stfu van nobody cares

    van
    whats that shakespeare quote?? the one. the relevant one

    crystal
    the lady doth protest too much

    van
    THATS THE BITCH

    nat
    well jokes on you i dont know what that means so you cant burn me

    lottie
    it means that someone is denying something a suspicious amount!! hope that helps :))

    jackie
    yeah theyre never escaping those allegations

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    “Well. I should probably get back to class. I’ll see you fifth period?”

    “Yeah. I’ll see you fifth period.” Nat presses her lips together to keep from smiling.

    Lottie doesn’t do a thing to hold back her magnificent smile, and it takes Nat’s breath away. “Bye, Nat.”

    The exchange is stretching out longer than it needs to, Natalie can feel awkwardness seeping into the dingy tile beneath her feet, but she still lets her breath out a moment longer before she speaks. “Bye, Charlotte.”

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    lottienat no-crash au spliced with groupchat shenanigans

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    11 May 2025

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    “I’d give her two weeks. Maybe a month. An uncomfortable month. Or, I take her back to Philadelphia, give her a good meal, a snuggle, and an easy death, and she becomes a part of research that will better humanity. Not bad for a calf born in bumfuck, Pennsylvania.”

    “What do they call you at your lab,” Rio asked. She was standing with her hands on her hips and a wrinkle in her brow, “‘The Closer’, something like that?”

    “I want that calf,” Agatha said, her voice measured, even, “And the only thing standing between her and me right now is you."

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    After a calf with a rare congenital abnormality is born on an area farm, Agatha, a researcher, goes to collect. Unfortunately, the calf's owner is not exactly keen on giving her up.

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    30 Apr 2025

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    Historians would recall 1692 as the year of the Salem Witch Trials, but for Agatha Harkness, it would forever remain the year she had first laid eyes on the mysterious woman in the green cloak, whose dark eyes had burned into her very soul.

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    “I want you to court me.”

    Rio’s shoulders loosened at that. As suspected, like escorting a lady to a ball, naming whatever they were doing seemed to give her a guideline to navigate. It helped Agatha, too. Added some structure to this strange entanglement.

    Rio summoned a fruit from the pile into one hand and her knife in the other.

    “All right, Agatha. I will begin preparations to court you.” She said it like a threat and a delicious shiver of anticipation trickled up Agatha’s spine.
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    17 Apr 2025